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Slaughterhouse Crate

$74.99
217 reviews
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In The Box

  • Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original
  • Country Archer Beef Jerky, Teriyaki
  • Country Archer Beef Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper
  • Carnivore Candy Beef Jerky, Sweet Picante
  • Chef's Cut Real Steak Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper
  • Jeff's Famous Jerky, Jalepeno Carne Asada
  • Corn Nuggets, BBQ Flavor
  • Wonderful Almonds, Roasted & Salted
  • Millennium Energy Bar, Vanilla
  • Clif Bar

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Have A Meat Emergency?

You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.

Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.

Over 1 Pound Of Beef

We'll ship you the best six bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.

Of course the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run of the mill, off the shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.

Your Teeth Were Made For Meat

There's a reason our mouths come equipped with canines, incisors, and molars. There's a reason mankind has always hunted. Meat is freaking delicious.

Ask about Man Crates Former Vegetarian Support Network

Customer Reviews

    Tasha David
    Jun 29th 2018
    Great Service and product

    omg, this company is great!!!! i mean purchased one day and within 24 hours it was delivered the next. i highly recommend this as a gift for a dad, husband, bf etc. love the product and the customer service is great!!!!

    Kevin B
    Jun 20th 2018
    Graduation Gift

    A friend sent this as a High School Graduation gift for our son. He loved it. The meat and snacks are great. He also loved the crate. He is already planning for his to be next to his bed in his dorm room at his university. Great gift.

    Ashley
    Jun 17th 2018
    Father’s Day

    Such an awesome gift idea my husband loved opening it. The only issue is that I put in for their witty note cards and I never received it which is disappointing but otherwise it was perfect!

    Elizabeth A Ruttler
    Jan 6th 2018
    Christmas gift

    I purchased the jerky crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. I was the hit of his friends, best gift. Thank you so much.Beth

    Ryan A. Jones
    Dec 21st 2017
    One Tuff Crate

    That crate didn’t go down without a fight. Had to get the craw hammer and a BIGGER crow bar. Awesome thank you gift from my boss.

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