In The Box
All the Meats
Six packs (over 1 pound) of drool-enducing jerky:
- Carnivore Candy
- Country Archer x2
- Chef's Cut
- Field Trip
- Jeff's Famous Jerky
- BBQ Corn Nuggets, 4 oz
- Crown Nut Roasted Almonds, 5 oz
- Clif Bar, 2.5 oz
- New Millennium Energy Bar
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Have a Meat Emergency?
You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.
Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.
Over A Pound of Beef
We'll ship you the best six bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.
Of course the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run of the mill, off the shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.
Your Teeth Were Made for Meat
There's a reason our mouths come equipped with canines, incisors, and molars. There's a reason mankind has always hunted. Meat is freaking delicious.
Ask about Man Crates Former Vegetarian Support Network
Jan 6th 2018
I purchased the jerky crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. I was the hit of his friends, best gift. Thank you so much.Beth
Dec 21st 2017
One Tuff Crate
That crate didn’t go down without a fight. Had to get the craw hammer and a BIGGER crow bar. Awesome thank you gift from my boss.
Nov 19th 2017
He loved it 😍
I got my boyfriend 2 crates. One for our anniversary and the other for his birthday. He was excited to open them and loved them both. Definitely doing it again. Very satisfied. Thank you so much.
Jan 17th 2017
No crowbar? How do I open this thing?
I got a Man Crate as a gift but there was no crowbar. Being that I am super manly and don't own a crowbar of my own, we had to jimmy this thing open with hands and tools. Wood splinters everywhere, which I guess it would have with a crowbar too but I didn't get that experience.
Anyway, nice crate, would help if we had the advertised crowbar.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
AJ, your crate was indeed supposed to arrive complete with a crowbar, and we're sorry to hear that yours did not! We still want you to have it, as it's handy and also makes an awesome keepsake. Give us a buzz at 866-902-7260 or send us an email at email@example.com and we'll make it right, promise!
-Team Man Crates
Dec 26th 2016
Not a hit
My husband is incredibly hard to shop for. I ran into man crates and thought how awesome and different for Christmas! But he tried to play it off that he liked it, but he didn't. Very upsetting that it wasn't a ht. He liked opening the crate, but that was about it. I guess not for everyone. Great service and fast shipping though.