New Dad Survival Crate


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In the Box

New Dad Gear

  • Raven Crosshatch Hip/Shoulder Pack (personalization optional)
  • Baby Owner’s Manual
  • Under Eye Masks, Set of 3

New Dad Fuel

  • Original Beef Perky Jerky, 2.2 oz
  • Arctic Mint Military-Grade Energy Gum, 0.44 oz

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Order in the next 7 hours and it ships on the next business day
    Order in the next 7 hours and it ships on the next business day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

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Parent Like a Pro

Any new dad will tell you…well, probably nothing. He’s too busy napping, and who can blame him? The sleepless nights. The endless burping. The uncontrollable fits of crying. And don’t even get us started on the baby…

Packed with energizing snacks and functionable, yet fashionable, parenting gear, the New Dad Survival Crate will keep him refreshed and ready to help out his better half—you know, the one who’s doing the real work.

Give him the gear he’ll need to survive and thrive through Baby’s early years with the New Dad Survival Crate!

Fatherly Finepoints:

  • This personalizable bag will look great on his hip or slung across his shoulder. The main compartment can easily carry the essentials. Plus, it’s waterproof to prevent…whatever needs preventing.
  • Marinated with the sweet spiciness of cracked pepper, Perky Jerky will keep his head alert and his belly full.
  • No matter how exhausted he gets, these Anti-Fatigue Eye Patches will keep him looking rested. Ten minutes is all it takes to smooth out those eye bags and get him back in the game.
  • The illustrated Baby Owner’s Manual will make parenting seem as easy as taking candy from a baby. Plus, he’ll learn to never actually give candy to a baby. They don’t have teeth.

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