While some may think having a rugged beard makes you a true man, there’s an art and sophistication to maintaining skin so smooth silk would storm off in a jealous rage. Our new Smooth Face Mini Crate, which launched just in time to make a great Father’s Day gift, will have wives, kids, neighbors, even mail carriers reaching out to get a feel of those oh-so-sleek cheeks.
FROM PATCHY STREAKS TO CLEAN CHEEKS
Just like the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate, the Smooth Face Mini Crate comes with an assortment of specially made-for-Man-Crates-men grooming elixirs. We partnered with group of grooming mad scientists to create an exclusive line of shaving aids called Renegade Shave. Try if you must, but you won’t find these at your local drug store.
THE POSSIBLY PATENTED RENEGADE SHAVE 5-STEP SYSTEM
Inside the cozy 9” x 9” crate, dad’ll discover everything he needs to make stubble run for cover. To achieve the perfect shave, he’ll merely need to follow the system:
1) BEFORE SHAVE
You’ve heard of aftershave. We’ll get there momentarily. But if he has only loftiest softness goal, he’ll want to rub in a palmful of Renegade Premium Shave Oil before the action begins.
2) BEHAVING CREAM
Razors like to go rogue. Just consider their usage in our culture: The phrase ”walking on the razor’s edge”; WWE wrestler Razor Ramon; the urban myth about razor blades in Halloween candy. Slow your roll, razors. Just a dollop of Renegade Premium Shaving Cream will keep those rapscallion razors in line.
3) RAZOR BURN EXTINGUISHER
Oh yeah, add razor burn to that list of bad blade malfeasance. When your dad doesn’t rub this heavenly Renegade Shave Alum Bar over his freshly shaven face, the razor wins. Nobody wants that. A little alum will go a long way to ensure he doesn’t feel the burn.
4) HAPPILY EVER AFTER SHAVE
Renegade Shave Premium Cooling After Shave brings the Artic blast to this shaving extravaganza. Splash a little of this stuff on and he’ll be much cooler than a cucumber. Because, when you think about it, cucumbers are not all that cool. By the way, there’s so much Renegade in this crate, even James Dean is envious of its reputation.
5) THROW IN THE TOWEL
And finally, we threw in a handy, barbershop-sanctioned hand towel for good wipin’. If he gets that spot over by the ear, his face may just pass “Baby’s Bottom” in the official go-to smooth analogy rankings.
THE NEW LEADER OF THE SMOOTH FACE REBELLION
Help your dad win the battle of the beard and remain defiant against the new norm of hipster facial hair. You might even get him so riled up that he breaks out the inevitable, “In my day…” story. Classic dad. While he’s not itching his not hairy chin, his confidently clean face will be sure to thank you.