After 13 days with little to boost our spirits, the salvage team hit the jackpot. In a warehouse full of rotten food and useless electronics we found a crate full of exactly what we needed.
The defense crew immediately claimed the MTech USA Axe--while the knife wields a little close for my tastes, it can dispatch a walker in a pinch. The axe is an all-purpose wrecking tool. This is not a toy.
The first aid kit was also badly needed, and the patrol team looked like kids on Christmas when they saw the roll of duct tape. Heck, they even scavenged the wood from crate itself to shore up the gaps in our fences. The survival guide went a long way toward rebuilding the team's morale and reassuring us that there are probably others out there, fighting to live in this post-apocalyptic world.
And needless to say, you can never have too much spam.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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12/31/2016 Michael Zombie Suppression Crate 5
My wife gave me one for a Christmas present. My first response was what the heck did she get me, especially being wrapped in "100 mile an hour" tape. Love the mini Cat's Paw, I will be adding it to my tools that won't damage kit. Loved everything in the kit and already recommenced it to several of our friends.
12/28/2016 Ashley Zombie Suppression Crate 4
Bought this for my husband as a Christmas gift. He absolutely love it. Gave it 4/5 stars because when I received it the whole bottom part came apart. I had to get some nails and a hammer to put it back together.
Thanks. Keep up the good work and awesome ideas!
04/12/2016 Alyssa Duncan Zombie Suppression Crate 4
This crate was great and my boyfriend loved it so much that my sister bought one for her husband. The only problem is we can't figure out what size batteries fit in the flashlight. AA's are too small and C's are too big. If this is some kind of obvious answer you have every right to make fun of us.(:
MAN CRATES EDIT:
Hey there! We'd never make fun of you! We're pretty sure that your flashlight should fit AA batteries. Try putting them in (even if they're loose) and see if they'll power that sucker up. If that doesn't work, give us a buzz at 866-902-7260. We'll help make sure that, one way or another, you've got a working flashlight to help fend of the hoards of the undead.
02/22/2016 Khala Zombie Suppression Crate 5
My fiance loved the gift! It was perfect, he had a blast opening the crate and shifting through the items in the box. Perfect gift for zombie lovers. Also it was delivered right when they said it would be. Couldn't be happier with the experience.
01/15/2016 Elizabeth Zombie Suppression Crate 5
He had a little trouble opening the sealed crate, maybe use a little less glue lol when he finally managed to remove the lid, he was ecstatic with what was inside, and almost immediately started reading the book. Other family members were like where did you get that.
I saw him a couple of days after Christmas and he was about finished with it. He said it was the coolest gift ever and said he was going home to cook the Spam lol I knew I made a great choice in this gift
01/11/2016 Candy Morton Zombie Suppression Crate 5
the Zombie Suppression crate was so cool that I had my brother build a case for all its contents for my husband for Christmas so it could be hung on the wall I wish I could attach a photo for you to see, glass reads break glass in case of Zombies !
12/30/2015 Liz Greer Zombie Suppression Crate 5
This was an awesome gift the Zombie Suppression crate. It was difficult to get into which made it even more fun. The items in the crate were much better quality than I thought it was going to be. Thanks for the fun gift.
12/26/2015 Kate Zombie Suppression Crate 5
My husband and I don't usually exchange gifts at Christmas. But on a fluke I stumbled on the website and was immediately intrigued! One of our long running jokes is, the zombie apocalypse, and you never know and should be prepared! So the choice was a no-brainer! The crate shipped quickly and was here pretty much the next day. I ordered the extra duct tape option, which was awesome. The crate itself was sealed as stated, and was a little tricky to open, had to get a hammer and really whack the crowbar, but I think that just added to the mystery of it all. The whole time he kept saying, "What is this??" When he got it open, he was laughing at the contents, LOVED the knives and hatchet, and his "favorite" was the can of Spam! HA! He loved his crate, and my daughter and I had a blast picking it out and watching him open it! He showed everyone who came over, "Look at my man crate!" All in all, the perfect gift!!! Will definitely be ordering from you again! Thank you!
10/30/2015 Carolyn Zombie Suppression Crate 5
I bought this for my notoriously hard to please husband for his birthday. His initial reaction when the box arrived was--send it back! But our 3 year old was able to convince him to at least open it. Once he was able to open the crate, he immediately began opening the tools and inspecting them. He was happy and it was my first successful gift in years! Thank you!!!
09/5/2015 Dan Zombie Suppression Crate 4
I sent the Medium sized Zombie Crate to my nephew in another state. It arrived very quickly and we wanted to make him wait till his birthday (2 day) before he could open it, WITH US ON THE PHONE TO HEAR HIM TRY TO PRY IT OPEN - 1. The outer mailer box says man crate all over it, so he sorta knew how to look that up and see what he might be getting an d 2. (The Worst) - the crate was NOT SEALED, THE LID CAME OFF WHEN HE OPENED THE BOX, HE SAID LOOKED LIKE IT MAY HAVE BEEN GLUED DOWN. - NOW HAMMERED DOWN SO HE WOULD HAVE TO OPEN WITH A CROW BAR, WHICH WAS OUR EXCITEMENT TO LISTEN TO OVER THE PHONE. DUD -
He did however rant and rave that it was the best gift EVER, and posted it on FB for all to see. HE said all the items were of good quality, and he is Military so guess he should know. He liked the crate itself to put his gear in, but would have liked to pried it open. It seems like someone in the warehouse getting lazy, and just ran a string of glue around it which did not stick. All & All it was a good item, a little pricey and shipping was high.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
Hey there Dan, sorry to hear your crate arrived open!! That is definitely not the experience we wanted your nephew to have! Give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise!
08/7/2015 Gabby Zombie Suppression Crate 5
My boyfriend was absolutely floored by this present and couldn't stop raving about it! I would recommend it in a heartbeat and will for sure buy from here again!!
07/3/2015 Lori Zombie Suppression Crate 5
Never have I seen a 43 yr. old man smile more or act like a school boy than when he opened this crate! He still comments on it days later!
P.S. He loves Spam!
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