The Fully Equipped Team
After 13 days with little to boost our spirits, the salvage team hit the jackpot. In a warehouse full of rotten food and useless electronics we found a crate full of exactly what we needed.
A Serious Arsenal
The defense crew immediately claimed the Gerber® Gator Combo Axe—while the knife wields a little close for my tastes, it can dispatch a walker in a pinch. The axe is an all-purpose wrecking tool. This is not a toy.
The first aid kit was also badly needed, and the patrol team looked like kids on Christmas when they saw the roll of duct tape. Heck, they even scavenged the wood from crate itself to shore up the gaps in our fences. The survival guide went a long way toward rebuilding the team’s morale and reassuring us that there are probably others out there, fighting to live in this post-apocalyptic world.
And needless to say, you can never have too many Twinkies.
A can of Spam will be substituted until a solution to this crisis is reached.
Keep evil at bay:
- Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
- 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
- NOT A TOY
- Gerber® Gator Combo Axe and Knife
Essentials for the fight:
- Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.
In a sealed wooden machete case with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.
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Husband loved it, crate a disappointment!
Posted by Corina Carrillo on 07/31/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 4 stars)
I ordered the zombie crate several weeks ago for my husbands birthday and today was the day. He is convinced zombies will eventually take over the world and actually excited at the idea, well kind of. LOVED the duct taped box and so did he however very disappointed the top of the crate was not glued down so he could use the crow bar. There was glue on the top and bottom but not even a corner was stuck. Agree with another comment post the stamped MAN CRATES on the box could have been better. Yes, would have liked the Twinkies over spam but knew the spam was part of it as it was identified prior to placing my order. I would still recommend to others and probably will order again for a different occasion.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
So sorry to hear the crate arrived unsealed! This happens very infrequently and we'd like to help make it right for you! Give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise.
Posted by Laura Barber on 07/22/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 3 stars)
I bought the Zombie Crate for my husband for our anniversary. Cute idea. A little disappointed in the crate. I expected it to be something to keep as a novelty item, it was a bit messed up and some of the stamps were on partially. No Twinkies? What were you thinking? Over all this was a expensive but cool novelty item. You received 3 stars because of the price.
Man Crates Edit:
Hi Laura, we're sorry to hear that you were disappointed in the condition of the crate when it arrived. We'd be happy to help, give our customer champions a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right!
Also, just wanted to address the Twinkies. When they were retired we retired them from our crate, not expecting a return. When they did come back we had a public vote on our Facebook page to choose whether or not we should re-introduce them to our Zombie Survival line of crates, the people spoke and Twinkies lost...for now.
Completely Useless Gift
Posted by E on 07/17/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 1 stars)
My wife bought this for my birthday and I gasped in disbelief. #1 Zombies are pretend and don't exist. #2 I served two tours in Afghanistan. Should've saved the money for a M4 carbine or a Sig Sauer pistol... I'd rather shoot at Taliban, Al Qaeda, or home invaders. Good thing she bought the beer lover kit too. That was cool.
loved it! perfect birthday gift for my husband. .
Posted by Katherine Smith on 06/23/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
I was so excited to receive it when my husband opened it he loved it the only disappointment was we got spam when I was expecting twinkies! Still an amazing gift for anyone.. will recommended and buy again..
Unique and awesome!
Posted by DonnaK on 06/17/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
Got this as a Father's Day present for my son from my grandson! He loved it! We paid the extra for the "duct tape gift wrapping" and it was well worth it. Shipping was really fast & I am VERY satisfied with this purchase!! Thanks!
A total hit!
Posted by Greg's Wife on 06/16/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 4 stars)
Daughter bought this for Father's Day. Hubby thought maybe it was a bomb. He kept eyeballing the crate like was gonna explode. He loved it. Actually, the Spam was delicious. Better than I remember as a child. The only thing that I thought was missing was a sheaf for the little knife. Now I need to find one cause that little booger is SHARP. That's why 4 stars instead of 5. But over all, a fantastic gift!
Posted by D on 03/17/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
This purchase was for my spectacular outta control fiance! He LOVED IT!!!! You guys did a great job with my request and we will def be back in future!!!! :-)
Walker be gone!!!
Posted by Jonathan Surprenant on 03/11/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
I Love this crate! Got it from my awesome brother for Christmas and it rocks! use the machete and axe for fishing and everything else went in my bug-out bag!!!! Just ordered 6 man crates for my groomsmen gifts for my wedding!
Pretty Awesome but....SPAM instead of Twinkies?!
Posted by Tim on 02/19/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 4 stars)
I loved the Man Crate, my wife opted for this instead of a "traditional" Valentine's Day gift...chocolates for men? Psstttt, I'll take a Gerber tree chopper any day. Only gripe...SPAM? I live in Hawaii, finding SPAM is like finding a cockroach in the slums, every where. Twinkies on the other hand? Priceless. Get the Twinkies back! Other than that, awesome crate!
Best Gift Ever
Posted by Katrina on 02/18/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
My boyfriend loved the Zombie Suppression Crate. All of his friends were jealous and I have now been deemed the Best Girlfriend Ever!
My husband loved it!
Posted by Jennifer Smith on 02/10/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
I ordered my husband the Zombie Suppression crate for Valentines Day and he loved it. His exact words were "Knifes and Zombies ,hell yes!". Will definitely think about Man Crates for future gifts.
Best present of the year
Posted by Rae on 01/2/2014 ( Zombie Suppression Crate 5 stars)
I got this for my husband for Christmas and he absolutely loved it! He loved the book, the tools, and even the Spam. We'll definitely be ordering more in the future.
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