Zombie Survival Crate

$89.99
66 reviews
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In The Box

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Elk Ridge Machete
    • 12.9" 3mm stainless steel blade
    • Black double injection handle
    • NOT A TOY

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

How It Ships

14x9 Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Gear for The Lone Survivor

I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.

Travel Light

Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.

I don't go anywhere without my Elkr Ridge Machete--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 12.9" stainless steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.

Keep Moving

Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.

Get Educated

Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.

Spam

It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.

Customer Reviews

    Tabbitha
    Jun 19th 2018
    Update to my previous review

    Recap of previous review: specified delivery date as Saturday the 16th and crate hadn't arrived. (At the time of first review) Man Crates issued a refund for shipping charges.

    Update: My dad's crate FINALLY arrived and he loved it! Thank God since it was 3 days late getting there. Man Crates has great customer service. I still would not recommend choosing your arrival date at checkout since it can't be guaranteed. Although shipping issues aren't really Man Crates fault. Overall it was a decent experience with this company (FedEx sucks though).

    Tabbitha
    Jun 19th 2018
    Dissappointed

    I ordered this man crate about a week and a half to 2 weeks before father's day and chose my arrival date as Saturday (the day before father's day because Sunday wasn't an option). It is now the Tuesday AFTER father's day and it still has not arrived. I contacted mancrates about it and they DID refund my shipping charges BUT my dad's crate still hasn't arrived and I'm worried he thinks I forgot him on father's day! I can't review the actual product because there is nothing to review yet. These things are kinda pricey and for it not to arrive when it needs to is just upsetting. I will not order these again sadly. I would NOT recommend choosing a specific arrival date at checkout because it probably won't be there when you want it to be. The only good thing I can say about this situation is that the customer service is outstanding!

    Emily
    May 31st 2018
    Amazing

    Got my husband this for an early Fathers Day present. It took him a good 20 minutes to get it open. The whole experience was worth every penny! My husband loved everything about this!! Will definitely be buying these for birthdays and father's days!

    Sandra Kromholc
    Feb 7th 2017
    My son was so surprised

    I got this for my son and had it delivered to Hawaii just before Christmas. I arrived the day before it arrived. My son opened it up Christmas morning. It took him forever to open the crate with the crowbar, but he was loving every minute of it. I video taped the whole time. He so loved it as he is in the military and every time a friend came over he pulled it out and showed it to all of his buddies. I will be ordering often from Man Crates.

    DAVID
    Feb 3rd 2017
    AWESOME

    SO MUCH FUN AND JUST COOL. THE LIGHT IS REAL, THE BOLO IS REAL, THE SPAM IS REAL, THE BOOK IS REAL, ITS ALL REAL. THIS GIFT IS GARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND FEEL GOOD. ANY REAL MAN WOULD BE HAPPY TO GET THIS FOR HUNTING, CAMPING, OR ZOMBIE PROTECTION.

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