Zombie Survival Crate
In The Box
Keep Evil At Bay
- Elk Ridge Machete
- 12.9" 3mm Stainless Steel Blade
- Black Double Injection Handle
- Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Gear for The Lone Survivor
I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.
Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.
I don't go anywhere without my Elk Ridge Machete, my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. This is no toy, my friend. Compact but lethal, its 12.9" stainless steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.
Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.
Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.
It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.
May 31st 2018
Got my husband this for an early Fathers Day present. It took him a good 20 minutes to get it open. The whole experience was worth every penny! My husband loved everything about this!! Will definitely be buying these for birthdays and father's days!
Feb 7th 2017
My son was so surprised
I got this for my son and had it delivered to Hawaii just before Christmas. I arrived the day before it arrived. My son opened it up Christmas morning. It took him forever to open the crate with the crowbar, but he was loving every minute of it. I video taped the whole time. He so loved it as he is in the military and every time a friend came over he pulled it out and showed it to all of his buddies. I will be ordering often from Man Crates.
Feb 3rd 2017
SO MUCH FUN AND JUST COOL. THE LIGHT IS REAL, THE BOLO IS REAL, THE SPAM IS REAL, THE BOOK IS REAL, ITS ALL REAL. THIS GIFT IS GARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND FEEL GOOD. ANY REAL MAN WOULD BE HAPPY TO GET THIS FOR HUNTING, CAMPING, OR ZOMBIE PROTECTION.
Jan 6th 2017
This was everything I'd hoped it would be. My brother took so long to open it that my sister-in-law got bored and took a shower, and was suitably terrified when he ran in unannounced to show her the machete. Now he's plotting to gift this to others...
Aug 1st 2016
The best gift
My son loves Zombie stuff and even got us watching Walking Dead, so we thought the Zombie Survival crate would be a great 21st birthday gift. I had him FaceTime me while he opened it, and I had so much fun watching him struggle with the crate. At one point he said man I am sweating and as he popped one of the edges, he said is it GLUED????? OMG I started rolling laughing so hard. Once opened he LOVED all the items, especially the Machete.
Definitely worth it.