The Golfer's Crate
In The Box
- Gopher Head Cover
- DivPro 6-in-1 Golf Tool
- Golf Towel
- TaylorMade Distance+ Balls, 1 sleeve
- Bag of Golf Tees
Pro Training Regimen
- Arnold Palmer Drink, 16 oz
- BIGS Sunflower Seeds, 5 oz
- Caddyshack DVD
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Who Let These Guys on the Course?
We're not pro golfers. We've never been on the amateur circuit, we've never won any charity tournaments, and Michelle Wie's people won't return our phone calls. Hell, we'll even admit that when we first started R&D on the Golfer's Man Crate we were sloppy on the driving range and an embarrassment on the course.
Luckily after weeks of sampling just about every golf product on the market and many long days of practice, we're no worse off. We had tons of fun, but we're still absolutely mediocre golfers.
Expensive gadgets didn't make us better golfers any more than expensive boxing gloves would make us better heavy-weight prize fighters. We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.
The Game Within A Game
Whether your preferred sidebet is cold, hard, "In God We Trust" cash or the penalty of a shotgunned beer, there is no purer way to celebrate living in a free capitalist society than by making a handshake wager on a spur of the moment challenge. It's in the drama of these small contests that heroes are born and legends are written.
Enter the Chuck Rodent golf head cover. This stylish piece of golf haute couture isn't just a beautifully functional adornment for your club, it's the trophy of a champion. Wager Chuck Rodent on the next best-ball drive and the winner gets to carry him in his bag. The loser becomes "the gopher", responsible for fetching lost balls and drinks until he can win or steal Chuck back.
If you do end up having to shotgun that beer, the 6 Tool DivPro will come in handy. It also comes in handy if you need to fix a divot, hold your club off the green, ash a cigar, mark your ball, or clean your club heads. In short this tool is basically the golfer's equivalent to the iPhone. Of all the tagalongs, gadgets and golf widgets we tried, the DivPro stood out as an incredibly well-designed, practical item.
A bag of tees, a sleeve of TaylorMade Long & Softs, and an ever-useful golf towel round out the practical items in the Golfer's Man Crate. Always have a towel. For sustenance on the course we've thrown in some sunflower seeds and a classic Arnold Palmer.
Bill Freakin' Murray
We can't send you private golf lessons, but we will send you the definitive instructional DVD on the golfer's way of life. Critics agree that Caddyshack is an absolutely juvenile exploration of man's struggle to find his place in the world amidst the pressures of his environment, fearsome wildlife, and cut-throat competition- one of the most rewatched comedies of all time.
Dec 29th 2017
Easier to open then expected
We were all disappointed with how easy it was to open (I even paid extra for the duct tape). He pried it open within seconds of getting the duct tape off from the bottom which wasn’t glued. The box was a hit, but we were expecting a tougher time getting into it.
Dec 28th 2017
I bought this for my husband as a Christmas gift. I paid the extra to have it wrapped in duct tape, which he found hilarious. He loved the crate and the process of opening it. All of the things inside he enjoyed as well and can't wait to use! Although he's disappointed in how much I spent. (I'm not. His reaction and happiness is worth every penny) He's very pleased with all of the items. Thanks so much for your company. I'm so glad I found you. And thank you for helping me find something for my hard to shop for hubby.
Dec 26th 2017
My daughter and son in law got me this for Christmas 2017, I love it and love them. It was the perfect gift for me.
Dec 17th 2017
Ingenious and a lot of fun
I got this crate from my Daughter and Son-in law for Christmas and was taken aback by it. Just to open the crate was fun. This was perfect to demonstrate men don't need directions. I felt so dumb for not realizing it lol. Never heard of these things before this either and didn't know what was up. After I got it opened, I've put everything in there to good use and I loved the divot tool. Very nice tool. Oh, and the little pinch bar to open the crate with made a great addition to my tool collection.
Hats off to whoever came up with this idea for gifts, I think it's a real winner. Nice job!
Jun 7th 2016
Our 15th Anniversary and was stuck on a gift. Saw this, got it for my husband and he was THRILLED with it! Thank you for making his day great!