Storied Western Cocktail Crate

$129.99
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  • Crate
  • Crowbar
  • Walt Longmire, The Western Star by Craig Johnson, Hardback Book
  • Magnum Lockback Wood Knife with Etching
  • Mesquite-Smoked Almonds, 5 oz
  • Chipotle Adobo Filet Mignon Jerky, 2 oz
  • Memphis Brand BBQ Filet Mignon Jerky, 2 oz
  • Maple Bourbon Churro Filet Mignon Jerky, 2 oz
  • Personalized Leather Flask, 6 oz
  • How It Ships

    Crate
    In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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    Story

    Western Wisdom

    Back in our day, we didn’t have fancy computer boxes to watch the Netflix. We had to sit wistfully by a campfire, whittling a piece of beachwood and eating beans with a vaguely spoon-shaped chunk of metal.

    And if we wanted to experience the latest summer blockbuster, we had to read it. In books. With paper in them.

    Luckily, with the Storied Western Cocktail Crate, our time has come again. Let him luxuriate in the life of his favorite western hero and celebrate an era that’s long since ridden off into the sunset with a cocktail in hand. And like any good cowboy, by “cocktail” we mean “whiskey.”

    Frontier Facts

  • The Walt Longmire Mysteries by Craig Johnson spurred a successful, long-running television adaptation on AMC. The Western Star will make his crackling reading den fireplace feel like a campfire out on the range.
  • When it comes to campfire snacks, Three Jerks Jerky is as gourmet as you can get. It’s filet mignon for men who don’t believe in cloth napkins.
  • The personalized, leather wrapped flask is like an ornate belt buckle for his whiskey.
  • We included a handsome pocket knife with classic etched bolsters and a pakkawood handle to easily defend himself against grizzlies. Or cut open his bags of jerky and almonds.
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