Ramen Connoisseur Crate
Ramen Connoisseur Crate product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
- Shin Ramyun Ramen
- Ottogi Jjangjang Ramen
- Neoguri Ramen
- Sapporo Ichiban Ramen
- Hikari Menraku Ramen Tonktufu
- Hikari Menraku Ramen Shio
- Chop Sticks
- Chili Oil
- Chili Seasoning
- Japanese Pepper
*Wooden bowl and ancient mystical iron pot not included.
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Not Your Common Ramen
To the uneducated, "gourmet instant noodles" may sound like an oxymoron, like "vegan bacon" or "tasty vegan bacon", but there exists an underground realm of savory gourmet ramen, where bowls abound and exotic flavors reign supreme.
By foolishly conflating instant ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy broth surface of superior ramen. The Ramen Connoisseur Crate is a starter kit in the journey toward adventurous eating, creating exquisite taste at an instantaneous pace.
We've scoured the most exotic Japanese, Korean, and Chinese markets to find these world-class ramen flavors. Beginner boilers should heed these objectively optimal preparation instructions to maximize taste:
- Prepare packs only with triple-distilled water imported from the volcanic hot springs of Mount Fuji
- Move heat source as close to sea level as possible for even cooking times- this may require taking the water boiler to the lowest level of the library or the locker room of the aquatic fitness center
- Allow noodles to 'breathe' for 5 minutes once the pack is opened before adding to hot water- singing to the dry noodles for these 5 minutes opens the pores and allows them to harmonize with the essence of their environment
The Ramen Doctor
MSG? Try PhD. The Ramen Connoisseur Crate has an advanced degree in Exquisite Flavor and Seasonings. The authentic Chili Seasoning, Chili Oil, and Japanese Pepper can doctor up the worst of dining hall blunders, or bring knock-off Ramen to a consumable standard.
And of course, ramen this enticing doesn't go unnoticed by those with jealous, dubious intentions. These chopsticks are the most intimidating way to ward off future Ramen rivals (and there will be many).
Awaken your tastebuds with the Ramen Connoisseur Crate, and see how deep the ramen bowl truly goes.
Jun 17th 2018
I bought this as a grad gift for my nephew and he totally loved it. He had fun ripping open the ductape cocoon and prying the box open. Yes, the box is glued together; yes the box of ramen isn't worth a total of $50 (this is a business, people); but, come on, it's a fun novelty gift that no one else is buying for your guy and a one of a kind experience that is most definitely worth the money. When my next nephew graduates, I'm totally buying another ManCrate.
Feb 15th 2018
Great Ramen and gift
My mom has gotten this for me for Valentine's this year and she knew that I love ramen. So this is the perfect gift for me
Nov 11th 2017
Great "Get Well" Gift
My nephew had surgery and was going to be laid up for a week or so. I had this sent to him the day before his surgery thinking the ramen would be a nice change from regular chicken soup. He loved the crate and the crowbar and the whole deal. Thanks for this great guy gift!
Apr 4th 2017
I received the Ramen crate as a birthday gift from my lovely fiancee. I was surprised when I opened the crate (without breaking the box) and saw different types of Japanese noodles with exotic flavors such as chili oil. With great flavors, Ramen can be an exotic lunch or dinner meals. The only thing I missed was a wooden bowl where I can pour the Ramen noodle and enjoy. Arigatō,'man kurētozu' chīmu!
Jun 22nd 2016
Happy Ramen Man
My husband has an obsession with Ramen and when I saw this crate I knew it was the perfect gift for his picky tastes! Sure enough when he opened it he was head over heels and couldn't wait to get into the kitchen! best gift ever! I got an even better reaction out of this one than i did with the ammo can poker set which he loved too!!!