Story
The Forefathers of FlavorThe Neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”
The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of venison to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.
Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.
Prehistoric Palette
- The best tasting beasts became the jerky bedrock for our developing society, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer. Over the years, they’ve only gotten better!
- The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “butter toffee” and “citrus chili.”
Primal Hunger Crate
In the Box
- Whiskey Hill Smokehouse, Bison Jerky, 2 oz
- Whiskey Hill Smokehouse, Venison Jerky, 2 oz
- Chef's Cut, Beef Jerky, 2.5 oz
- Field Trip, Turkey Jerky, Cracked Pepper, 2 oz
- Butter Toffee Almonds, 4 oz
- Chili Citrus Cashews, 4 oz
We’ve got fun diabolical wrapping options for every occasion. Add one during checkout to make his gift extra special!
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Story
The Forefathers of FlavorThe Neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”
The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of venison to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.
Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.
Prehistoric Palette
- The best tasting beasts became the jerky bedrock for our developing society, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer. Over the years, they’ve only gotten better!
- The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “butter toffee” and “citrus chili.”
Customer Reviews
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May 9th 2023
Birthday Gift
I expected a better packed box for the price!!!!!
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Dec 13th 2022
Duct tape
My son is in love with duct tape. He uses it on everything and anything. One year he even received a duct tape wallet for Christmas. I can't wait for him to see it and open it. Thank you for such a neat gift
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Dec 12th 2022
No crate
I ordered the jerky collection which was delivered but no crate. Can someone help. Who do I contact
Man Crates Response: Hi there! We're so sorry about the mistake! Definitely reach out to our team of Customer Champions at guys@mancrates.com so we can make it right!
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Nov 21st 2021
Great ethical company
My gift didnt arrive on time ..They made good on it with another complimentary gift.
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Aug 22nd 2021
This Is So Cool!
Yes, that is what he said. What better way to celebrate a birthday than with a surprise. Thank you ManCrates for a great gift! He is opening up the jerky now!