Morning Glory Crate
Morning Glory Crate product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
- Protein Power Cake Mix
- Batter Dispenser
- Marionberry Syrup
- Cast Iron Bacon Press
- Metal Egg Rings
- Custom Bacon Flipper
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Morning In America
America was once the promised land of breakfast abundance. Flapjacks stacked high as skyscrapers, children frolicking in sprinklers of sweet maple syrup, and an unsubsiding sizzle of bacon and eggs from diners on every corner.
But we turned our backs on breakfast, America. We started counting calories instead of pancake toppings, traded forks and knives for smoothie straws, and let the catchy jingles of deranged cereal mascots turn our kids into sugar zombies, all in the name of convenience.
Wake up, America, and re-experience the supreme strength and satisfaction of a glorious morning meal.
Breakfast Is The Breakfast Of Champions
93% of Americans consider breakfast the most important meal of the day, but only 44% of Americans eat breakfast every day. According to statistics, 49% of Americans aren't real Americans.
Kick start your day with a tall-stack of marionberry-drizzled, protein-infused Power Cakes, or basically the A-Team in pancake form. Every delicious flapjack is packed with enough testosterone to immediately disqualify you from any professional sporting league.
And the Batter Blaster produces perfect pancakes with just a simple squeeze, so making Power Cakes is as easy as making them disappear. Chew on that, Communism!
Bring Our Country Back For Seconds
Over 31 million Americans skip breakfast every day, and our great country is $18 trillion in debt. Coincidence? We think not.
We dusted off the greatest tools of the once great breakfast era: A set of egg rings to impose order upon those runny whites, the cast-iron bacon press to keep the heat fully on the meat, and a wooden bacon flipper, because tongs are clumsy and chopsticks are hard.
A hopeful future begins with a hearty breakfast prepared by the Morning Glory Crate.
Mar 28th 2019
Great gift for Dad
This is a clever gift and the company has fantastic customer service!
Mar 8th 2019
5 stars for service
The crate came and we had a few issues with it but I contacted customer service and Hailey went above and beyond to make things right. Fun product but excellent customer service. Thanks for backing up your 100% satisfaction gaurantee! I will be ordering again.
Jan 11th 2019
My husband had been asking for a bacon press so when I saw this crate I decided he needed all of it. Gave it to him for Christmas and he enjoyed making me breakfast! The tools are all good quality, and the pancake mix and syrup were delicious.
Dec 29th 2018
Manly Breakfast Necessities
I bought this for my son this Christmas, who LOVES pancakes and making them for everyone. He had a great time opening the crate, but once he did the Kodiak Pancake Mix and syrup excited him to try it immediately. When he saw the dispenser it just made his day. All the rest were added bonuses he cannot wait to use. This was a hit for sure and is great for the man who LOVES pancakes anytime. Thank You, Man Crates!!
Jul 3rd 2018
Came home after work to find this on the porch, sent from my cousin. Congrats on the new house!
I'm not a pancake guy and definitely not into syrup but 1) the flapjack mix is really, really good, and 2) the syrup is (for me) surprisingly also very good. It is sweet but not too sweet.
I'm not sure how I've never owned a bacon press before because that thing is awesome!
The batter dispenser is very handy. It really makes dispersal of the batter easier, and overall cleanup is easier since I can start soaking prep bowls in hot water while cooking.
The 2 rings and tongs are OK, I need to play with them a little more (put a light coating of oil on the rings or the batter/egg will stick to them).
Also, my kit came with jerky which was quite good. I ate it so fast I don't remember the name. Hahaha!
Cool gift. Will look at getting some of my guy friends a crate in the future.