Morning Glory Crate

$69.99
60 reviews
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In The Box

Patriotic Pancakes

  • Protein Power Cake Mix
  • Batter Dispenser
  • Marionberry Syrup

Heat Handlers

  • Cast Iron Bacon Press
  • Metal Egg Rings
  • Custom Bacon Flipper

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

It's Morning In America

America was once the promised land of breakfast abundance. Flapjacks stacked high as skyscrapers, children frolicking in sprinklers of sweet maple syrup, and an unsubsiding sizzle of bacon and eggs from diners on every corner.

But we turned our backs on breakfast, America. We started counting calories instead of pancake toppings, traded forks and knives for smoothie straws, and let the catchy jingles of deranged cereal mascots turn our kids into sugar zombies, all in the name of convenience.

Wake up, America, and re-experience the supreme strength and satisfaction of a glorious morning meal.

Breakfast Is The Breakfast Of Champions

93% of Americans consider breakfast the most important meal of the day, but only 44% of Americans eat breakfast every day. According to statistics, 49% of Americans aren't real Americans.

Kick start your day with a tall-stack of marionberry-drizzled, protein-infused Power Cakes, or basically the A-Team in pancake form. Every delicious flapjack is packed with enough testosterone to immediately disqualify you from any professional sporting league.

And the Batter Blaster produces perfect pancakes with just a simple squeeze, so making Power Cakes is as easy as making them disappear. Chew on that, Communism!

Bring Our Country Back For Seconds

Over 31 million Americans skip breakfast every day, and our great country is $18 trillion in debt. Coincidence? We think not.

We dusted off the greatest tools of the once great breakfast era: A set of egg rings to impose order upon those runny whites, the cast-iron bacon press to keep the heat fully on the meat, and a wooden bacon flipper, because tongs are clumsy and chopsticks are hard.

A hopeful future begins with a hearty breakfast prepared by the Morning Glory Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Brian
    Jul 3rd 2018
    Housewarming Gift

    Came home after work to find this on the porch, sent from my cousin. Congrats on the new house!
    I'm not a pancake guy and definitely not into syrup but 1) the flapjack mix is really, really good, and 2) the syrup is (for me) surprisingly also very good. It is sweet but not too sweet.

    I'm not sure how I've never owned a bacon press before because that thing is awesome!

    The batter dispenser is very handy. It really makes dispersal of the batter easier, and overall cleanup is easier since I can start soaking prep bowls in hot water while cooking.

    The 2 rings and tongs are OK, I need to play with them a little more (put a light coating of oil on the rings or the batter/egg will stick to them).

    Also, my kit came with jerky which was quite good. I ate it so fast I don't remember the name. Hahaha!

    Cool gift. Will look at getting some of my guy friends a crate in the future.

    Heather Wilson
    Jun 22nd 2018
    Father's Day Breakfast

    The cast iron bacon press it amazing and the bacon flipper is awesome! The syrup is very tasty... and we look forward to using the egg rings soon! The day didn't start out the way we thought with the whole Man Crate experience, but the great Man Crate employees made up for it. Thank you Man Crate for going above and beyond to make my husbands Father's Day one to remember.

    Cortney
    Jun 17th 2018
    Awesome

    The crate itself is fantastic and my dad is keeping it to store stuff in. He was so excited about the pancake dispenser because he makes them all the time and now has the perfect way to make them. He loved everything in the crate including the pancake/ waffle mix because he can use it when he goes on hunting trips to Colorado.

    Kammy Darkow
    Apr 16th 2018
    Great

    Got this for the hubby he enjoyed it

    Amy
    Feb 14th 2018
    He loved the idea, but not the broken press

    He absolutely loved the gift and that it was such a different idea. However, when he got it opened and opened the box with the bacon press, one of the screws was completely broke on the handle. I had read about the bacon tongs breaking, but never thought the press would be broken. Not sure I’ll purchase again.

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