Story
We Love You, Bacon"Love" is a strong word that's sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we're trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is "Bacon".
There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon.
50 Shades of Bacon
What if we told you bacon doesn't have to just be a staple at breakfast? In sweet and spicy jerky form, bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit-forming companion at your fingertips, 24/7.
Better yet, with a sprinkle of savory seasoning, you can transform all non-bacon foods into their final, most flavorful form. Carry bacon wherever you go.
Share our love, don't judge us.
The Bacon Crate
$74.99
In the Box
- Carnivore Candy Western Barbecue Bacon Jerky, 2 oz
- Carnivore Candy Old Fashioned Maple Bacon Jerky, 2 oz
- Disturbingly Delicious Bacon Seasoning, 3.6 oz
- Brownwood Farms Bacon Ketchup, 14 oz
- Terrapin Ridge Farms Hot Pepper Bacon Jam, 11 oz
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How It Ships
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.
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Story
We Love You, Bacon"Love" is a strong word that's sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we're trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is "Bacon".
There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon.
50 Shades of Bacon
What if we told you bacon doesn't have to just be a staple at breakfast? In sweet and spicy jerky form, bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit-forming companion at your fingertips, 24/7.
Better yet, with a sprinkle of savory seasoning, you can transform all non-bacon foods into their final, most flavorful form. Carry bacon wherever you go.
Share our love, don't judge us.
Customer Reviews
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Dec 25th 2023
Christmas gift
Just gave the Bacon Crate to my bf for Xmas. He had to use a real hammer and crowbar to pry it open but enjoyed it thoroughly. Was totally confused which was fun to watch. Dived right into the jerky. Great gift.
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Oct 19th 2022
Man crates Birthday gift
Gift from daughter and son-in-law
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Nov 7th 2021
Couldn't get any better!!
this was one of the other crates my daughter gave me...
was so good that we found some of the products in town once we use them up....
keep up the good work..
fabulous!!! -
Jun 20th 2021
BACON…. It’s not just for breakfast!
Got a bacon crate from my daughter and son-in-law for Fathers Day - OH MY! Heaven in a crate
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Jun 10th 2021
Bday Gift
I received this as a surprise bday present. I have no clue who it came from but I love it. Had no clue this even existed.