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Breakfast Rations Mini Crate

$39.99

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Breakfast Rations Mini Crate product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

  • Callie's Buttermilk Biscuit Mix, 13 oz
  • Callie's Grits, 1 lb
  • Mike's Hot Honey, 12 oz
  • Ammo Can

NOTE: Breakfast Rations Ammo Can does not ship in a crate.

How It Ships

Wooden Crate items are shipped in cardboard shipper box.
This gift ships sealed inside a wooden crate with an included crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Battle of the Indulge

He’s been roused at 0600 hours. He’s put on clothes that may or may not be inside out, and his freshly shaven face is sporting more scraps of tissue than he’d like to admit.

Every morning’s a battle, and those last-minute, sugary cereals aren’t going to help him survive the oncoming afternoon slump. Keep him nourished and ready to battle his afternoon hunger slump with these artisan biscuits and grits.

Prep him for his daily energy-drought, and keep his stamina elevated with the Breakfast Rations Crate.

Food Facts

  • Callie’s Buttermilk Biscuit Mix is made by hand in the American South. Because if you want something done right…
  • Callie’s Grits are stone ground on machines older than the workers using them.

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