Man Crates Response: Hi there Buzzed,

This is indeed about bees, all up in your house, and the delicious honey that is reaped as a reward for a job well done.

We here at the office tested this product extensively over one day (Friday) last week, right after our shipment of bees arrived, let me tell you, it created and continues to create quite a stir here at headquarters. We planted our sunflower seeds in a planter's box we built specially for the occasion, and are eagerly awaiting our blossoms.

After the planting we released the bees in a very ceremonious "unscrewing of the bee jar" and since have been overwhelmed by the sheer excitement they've caused by having them around. I can attest to the beauty of the Roiling Bees (selected for their aggressive honey manufacturing properties), known throughout the world as the finest honey producers, the honey they make is the finest and most complex, it's viscosity is world renowned, and it's applications are endless. Imagine the excitement the same swarm of 500 bees would create in your home, imagine the looks on your neighbor's faces when you invite them in and hand them a jar of handmade honey straight from the swarm buzzing over their heads!

There's something so rewarding about showing up to work and being greeted by a swarm of 500 thriving bees hovering hear the office entry. Nature's majestic presence is keenly felt by anyone that enters our headquarters, even our delivery guy is so humbled that he has started leaving our mail outside today. While the bees haven't quite set up their honey-making shop, we figure they will in good time, and then we expect the honey to flow. In the meantime we're enjoying the anti-inflammatory properties of the ointment and have discovered new and exciting ways to apply the included bandages in fashion forward configurations that are worthy of the finest parisian runways. We can assure you, thanks to our swarm, we even have a new appreciation for even the most mundane of office tasks. Even the act of typing this very response is painfully intentional, making every keystroke an eye opening experience. I think it's safe to say that we haven't had a product this exciting in our office since the live wolverine crate.

This, my friend Buzzed, is all about connecting with nature, in an exhilarating and rewarding way. I would describe the process in further detail, but I'm afraid that would spoil the discovery process. Sure you can go buy a jar of honey at the store, but where's the reward there? Where's the flower to table connection that is fostered by cultivating every tiny drop of honey by one's own labor swollen hands? To foster your creativity we've included a step by step instructional manual written by one of the guys on our block who 'knows a lot about bees'. I can assure you his meticulous instructions will have you feeling like an expert in no time!

Give it a shot, I'm sure you'll become a bee-liever!

-Team Man Crates