Primal Days

Awaken to Bacon—Waking to the enchanting aroma of bacon once meant risking housefires with some homemade, griddle-timer jank-parade. With the Bacon Jerkygram, you can always have mouth-ready bacon within arm’s reach: under your bed, in your pillowcase, even taped to your body. Especially taped to your body.

More Booze! More Beef! – The Booze-Infused Jerky Crate is more wild, raucous booze-fueled fun than a cow in a liquor store. Satiate two cravings with one crate by sending packs upon packs of inebriated beef snacks.

The New Power Couple – Beef jerky and alcohol, both universally celebrated in their own right, have come together in holy meatrimony to create the tender, tipsy, tantalizing Booze-Infused Jerkygram.

All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine - All the excitement of embarking on a safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

Lend Your Tastebuds to Science — What good is tossing Hail Mary satellites into the infinite corners of space when we’ve yet to fully examine all the flavors of our home planet? The Exotic Meats Jerkygram is the exploratory appetizer for tasting the strangest of critters. For science, of course.

Sharper Charcuterie - No matter how you slice it, the charcuterie board is a staple for any home get-together. Of course, it would be better if all the boring meats were replaced with delicious, drool-worthy jerky. Okay, maybe it does matter how you slice it.

The Mythical Meatador – The Jerky Piñata is not a formidable opponent. It will not charge, buck, or bother in any way. But its destruction and ensuing shower of jerky bites and meat sticks will be oh so satisfying!

Don’t Tie Him Down - Next time you’re tempted to give him a tie, instead hook him up with the Jerky Tie Box, a gift that redefines class with savory, mouth-watering jerky bites. Once he tastes these flavors, he’ll be wearing a grin from ear to ear.

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.

Why Choose? - If meat is the question, the answer is always “Yes!” But how are we supposed to answer when our mouth’s so full? The Jerkygram Sampler showcases the best flavors meat has to offer in one handy package.

Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.

Exotic Summer Sausage Crate - Some men are suckers for spice. They’d tell you so themselves if they could stop fanning their mouths long enough to get words out. The Spicy Jerky Ammo Can is the perfect way to torture and tantalize any man’s tongue. In a good way.

Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among other flavorful foreign regions. He’s never been more tempted to bite off more than he can chew.

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

Picnic Panache - Peanut butter sandwiches and animal crackers are perfect for your picnic...if you’re still learning to write the alphabet. Take his picnic game to the next level with the Exotic Summer Sausage Crate.

Repairing Rations - For the man who’s equipped to fix everything but his hunger pangs, get him the Exotic Jerky Tool Box. It’s packed with tons of delectably exotic jerky bites, perfectly flavored to satisfy even his wildest cravings.