Gifts for Very Important Men

Common Side Effects - The Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine - All the excitement of embarking on a safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

From Joker to Smoker - Ironically, the fastest way to enjoy tender, fall-off-the-bone barbecue is to cook it slowly, ideally over flavorful woodsmoke in a barrel he’s built himself. Unleash his wild side with the Build Your Own Barrel Smoker kit.

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

The Spice Is Right — The Personalized Bloody Mary Crate is more than just a hodge-podge hangover cure, in-flight pacifier for grown-ups, or socially-acceptable way to get buzzed while brunching with the in-laws. It’s the necessary ingredient to your balanced brunch.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

Thank You For Smoking – Contrary to popular belief, you can't just spray tan a chunk of meat with sauce and call it barbecue. The Pit Master Crate is the master class in pro-style, smoke-out barbecue.

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

Playing With Fire – There's no quicker way to separate the men from the boys than to observe how they manage a steak on the grill. The Grill Master Crate is for the man who's a cool operator whenever the heat is high.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among other flavorful foreign regions. He’s never been more tempted to bite off more than he can chew.

Whiskey Him Away - Look, it’s easy to drink whiskey. But it takes a real—hold on. Making it is just as easy, you say? And now he can do it in his own personalized barrel? Well, then. We stand corrected.

Blue Rib-bon Grilling — True mastery requires an amount of dedication that few men are willing to give. Unless, of course, it leads to tender, delicious ribs, falling off the rack with delectable spices and tangy barbecue sauce. Even practice tastes perfect!

The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching for a unique gift, the Personalized Golf Balls Mini Crate is sure to be . . . a hole in one! We’re so sorry.

New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the Cloud. Infuse your meat with the overwhelming flavor of a hickory smoke trap.

For the man brimming with hot sauce hubris, put the fiercest peppers on the planet in his hands and let him fix up his own fate with the Personalized Hot Sauce Making Kit. 

Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.

Morning Mugging – There’s no better way to start the day than with a good, strong mugging! (Man Crates does not condone armed or unarmed robbery. We were just trying to sell this awesome Personalized Mug Mini Crate, and our creative execution totally backfired.)

Awaken to Bacon—Waking to the enchanting aroma of bacon once meant risking housefires with some homemade, griddle-timer jank-parade. With the Bacon Jerkygram, you can always have mouth-ready bacon within arm’s reach: under your bed, in your pillowcase, even taped to your body. Especially taped to your body.

His Main Cheese — We hate to be a stickler, but there’s a reason they’re not called “Frying Pan Cheese Sandwiches.” The Gourmet Grill Cheese Crate is perfect for making a grilled cheese sandwich the way it was always intended: on the grill.