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  • Slaughterhouse Crate

    229 total reviews

    Story

    Have A Meat Emergency? 

    You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived. 

    Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood. 

    Over 1 Pound Of Beef

    We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise. 

    Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly. 

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    How it ships
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    This gift ships sealed inside a wooden crate with an included crowbar.

    • Item is only available in the US
    • Please allow 1-2 days processing time for shipping
    THE MAN CRATE'S EXPERIENCE
    Get The Crowbar Out
    Get The Crowbar Out
    Every crate take a tool or two to get open.
    Warm Up First
    Warm Up First
    If it was easy everyone would have a Man Crate.
    Have Fun
    Have Fun
    Once it’s open it’s party time, enjoy.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 229 reviews
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    Kristina
    Best gift ever!

    My brother got me this for Christmas. I had no idea what was going on when I opened a gift that was a wooden box while he was handing me a crowbar!

    Getting into the box was so much fun! But the jerky was amazing! I savored every piece and was impressed by how good they were. Loved every one! I so hope I receive more of these as gifts, throughout the duration of my existence.

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    Customer

    My husband enjoyed it.

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    nan drohan
    love the title!!

    my son was so excited!! he couldn't figure out what it could be and had fun 'getting into it'...he was amazed at all the different jerky. he said on the video his wife sent, "amazing gift, ma!! i'm going to have meat sweats!!!l lol"

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    Tad
    Great gift from the boss!!

    Great jerky.. Amazing flavor.. wonderful boss! Loved the personalized card that was included. Recuperating from covid and the boss sends jerky.

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    Cindy
    Absolutely loved it

    I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas because I had no clue on what to get him. I remember a coworker told me she got her husband one and it made me think of this. It came super fast which I was impressed with. I opted for the duct tape cocoon and his face when he saw that was priceless. It was easy to open and the entire time he was like what is this? When he opened it he was shocked. He was very happy with it, but I was sad because we didn't have the
    country archer original one in there, but had 2 of the Feugo in it. Over all it was a hit though. Just wish we could've tried all that was supposed to be in there.