Heralded as the Mother Teresa of Condiments for its dedicated assistance to less fortunate flavors, Sriracha has squirted its way into the collective heart of America.
"Sriracha" is on track to be crowned the top baby name of 2015, male and female. And America was willing to industrially pepper spray the entire city of Irwindale to ensure we could continue eating Sriracha sprinkled with eggs for breakfast.
Be it reverent admiration or a crippling emotional dependency, we can't imagine a world without our great White Rooster of Hope.
We're leading a Dirty Harry-esque crusade to eradicate boring from every meal, and the custom-fitted Sriracha Spray Bottle is our .44 Magnum. Keep it hip-holstered til grub time, then with one simple finger, rain down a firestorm of zesty goodness to engulf your food with flavor. Also doubles as a mega-pepper spray to protect from and punish bothersome Sriracha food scavengers.
The Sriracha Rub is like fairy dust creating a flavor high so intense that all other food tastes will forever be foremost described as "not Sriracha." And you don't want to know how many non-edible things we've bathed in Fire Roasted Green Sriracha Sauce and consumed after running out of chips in order to reach our piquant flavor quota.
Sriracha Beef Jerky shouldn't exist. It shouldn't be possible to make the best tasting thing in the world taste even better. Yet, we still have to wear an adult-sized drool bib when we look at Country Archer Sriracha Beef Jerky. So we'll just keep enjoying this miracle until the universe realizes its delicious contradiction and explodes.
We've eaten more Sriracha Peas this week than we have vegetables this year, unless you count Sriracha Popcorn as a vegetable, in which case it's a toss-up.
Sriracha, you cruel temptress, we just don't know how to quit you.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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08/5/2016 mike smith The Sriracha Crate 5
MY SISTER SENT ME THIS BOX FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING.SHE KNOWS I AM NOT HANDY SO I DEMOLISHED THE BOX AFTER ABOUT 15 MIN FIGHT.I WAS FILLED WITH ALL SORTS OF SIRACHA PRODUCTS.FANTASTIC!!I HAVE REORDERED THE RUB IT IS THE BEST!!!
06/1/2016 Dawn Williams The Sriracha Crate 5
Got the sriracha box for my husband for his birthday. He just looked at the crate for a minute like what?? He seemed to have a good time opening the crate with the crowbar and was excited about the unique products inside. My 6 year old was totally jealous and asked for one for his birthday! I will definitely order again!
02/17/2016 Melinda Wray The Sriracha Crate 5
I got this for my husband for Christmas last year and it was a hit, He LOVED it !!! now the crate is stained and he put with hinges on the lid and handle is the crow bar. guess what hes getting for our anniversary woo hoo LOL
02/15/2016 Heather Fingland The Sriracha Crate 5
The recipient of this crate was my brother-in-law who is stationed overseas with the Navy and of course he LOVED it. I can't say enough great things about how easy it was to place an ship the order overseas. All his coworkers are jealous! Thank you for making it so easy for us to surprise him.
02/12/2016 Amy The Sriracha Crate 5
My husband is almost impossible to surprise, but this crate did it! He loved everything about it (especially the popcorn), and is even planning on using the crate in his workshop. I will absolutely be ordering another crate for him in the future.
02/11/2016 Tami Howard The Sriracha Crate 5
I ordered this kind of last minute for a Valentine's Day gift for my Sriracha-loving boyfriend. I ordered it on the 8th of Feb and paid about $13.00 for shipping to get here on time (2 days). When I tracked the package through Fed-Ex, it said it would take 6 days. I emailed customer service and received a FAST response from a "Will" who explained that tracking system is not always accurate and it should still arrive in the 2 days. What impressed me was he offered another shipment FREE of charge if my package didn't arrive by the 10th and he would over-night it to assure it would be here on time. The package DID arrive on time and it is HEAVY! I am sure my boyfriend will love it, the packaging alone is impressive! But I was blown away by the customer service. Great job!! I will definitely order again and recommend! :)
01/30/2016 BVPoot The Sriracha Crate 5
My daughter bought this for me for Christmas. While I received very nice and thoughtful gifts from my kids, this was exceptional. I love(d) it!
12/29/2015 Lynne The Sriracha Crate 5
I ordered this crate for my nail lady, yes I know it's a man crate but she loves Sriracha. She is all of 4 feet tall and had a heck of a time opening it. She absolutely loved it after about 30 minutes of struggling to get it open. Just want to say that you can gift these to women too!
12/29/2015 Jen The Sriracha Crate 5
About the product: I bought this crate for a good friend for Christmas. I don't know what he loved more the contents or the packaging! He devoured the jerky and is infatuated with the sprayer, it's going on everything (as it should) the crate was exactly as advertised - tough to break into, which is so much fun!!!
About the service: There was a bit of a glitch and my order didn't ship right away - luckily the superb customer service agents at man crates were on it right away. Once they noticed the mistake, they sent it via expedited international shipping right away. I can't say enough good things about my experience dealing with the people at man crates... I'm from Canada and they made the crazy exchange rate easier to swallow. I don't mind paying for a quality product and exceptional service.
12/28/2015 Valerie The Sriracha Crate 5
After the great success with the Man Crate I got my husband for his birthday, I bought the Sriracha crate and Exotic meats jerky gram for my dad for Christmas. He's tough to buy for, but he likes HOT and spicy foods. He's also a retired engineer and enjoys problem solving. This gift really fit the bill. It took him a while to get the crate open but he enjoyed every minute. He was impressed with the packing and variety of the items and even enjoyed trying to make everything fit back into the crate. My brother, another engineer and problem solver really wanted to help out....Guess what he's getting for his birthday!
12/28/2015 Kellie The Sriracha Crate 5
My husband loves Sriracha and is hard to shop for. Soooo, this is perfect! He loved everything in it, especially the "Pain Is Good Fire-Roasted Green Srirach-AH Pepper Sauce". Very tasty and actually not as hot as we anticipated which was good because sometimes when hot sauce is too hot, it just as fun to eat. I highly recommend this crate.
12/27/2015 Kathleen The Sriracha Crate 4
We loved it, but we have tried to use the spray to no avail. Simply cannot get it to spray after many, many pumps by both of us.
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