Retro Gamer Crate

Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • If you're not retro-gaming, you're losing.
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Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.

Boomshakalaka

It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 08/19/2015 Caitlin Retro Gamer Crate 5

      amazing !

      bought this for my boyfriend for our 4 year anniversary last year, he absolutely loved it! the packaging was just the coolest thing ever. it was happiness in a box for him :)

    2. 08/18/2015 Mary Retro Gamer Crate 5

      PERFECT!

      Ordered this for my gamer son who is in the Military. He was so surprised and got a real laugh out of it. Couldn't think of a better gift for a 26 year old!

    3. 07/7/2015 DeeDee Retro Gamer Crate 5

      he loved it!

      got it for my brothers birthday. It was perfect for him & he loved it!

    4. 06/30/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      good product as described.

      Product arrived as described. Man crate was a hit.

    5. 06/29/2015 Peggie Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great idea!!

      Bought it for my grandson as a grad gift from middle school - he is a serious gamer - very thrilled with the whole thing - would have loved an old Mario or metro if - you might want to allow at least one choice per purchase but otherwise made a 14 yr old serious gamer light up like a Christmas tree!

    6. 06/26/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      great gift idea

      Great packaging; super alternative to gift basket for any man

    7. 06/24/2015 Robert Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Felt like a kid again!

      Got this for my father in law for Father's Day, and what a success! He said it made him feel like he was a kid again and brought him back to the good old days when life was simply a joystick and a red button!

    8. 06/22/2015 Marcie Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      Great Gift! My boyfriend loved it for his Birthday! As always came in a timely manner! Couldn't be happier! Thank you Man Crates!

    9. 06/21/2015 LaSonya Lewis Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Happy Father's Day

      My friend loved this gift it brought back some good memories and his kids had fun eating all the candy. This was a great gift idea, would like to see more product like this!!

    10. 06/19/2015 Krista Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Retro Man Crate

      This is THE BEST gift for a guy! I got it for my nephew and loved the whole thing!! Thank you!! I'm the cool aunt, now ;). Oh and I ordered it on Wednesday and it was received on Friday!!! Wow!! That's great service!!!!!!

    11. 06/16/2015 Veronique Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Super

      Great gift, my husband and his teenager loved it!

    12. 06/15/2015 jamie rabadi Retro Gamer Crate 5

      PERFECT MAN GIFT FOR EVERY OCCASION

      THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE BEST IDEA EVER. EVERYTHING WAS GREAT. AND BEST OF ALL HE LOVED IT!! AWESOME AND COOL ARE NOT EVEN THE BEST DESCRIPTION. VERY MUCH WORTH THE COST. I WILL BE BACK FOR MORE FOR SURE.

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