Retro Gamer Crate

2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • 2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
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Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.

Boomshakalaka

It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 10/22/2014 Dave Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      Bought this man crate for my cousin as a thank you for being one of my groomsmen. He is an old school gamer a LOVED the crate. Thanks so much for this interesting and different gift idea!

    2. 10/21/2014 USAF Proud Mom Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Retro hit!

      Thank you Man Crates for making our USAF Pilot take a moment out of his very focused life and smile!

    3. 10/16/2014 Melissa Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      I ordered this crate as a birthday gift for my boyfriend. This review is mostly about the packaging since his birthday is still coming up. Delivery was quick and the packaging was great! Very unique and creative. The note enclosed was exactly what I asked for!! I'm positive he will love it!

    4. 10/9/2014 Nina Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Never played a NES before

      He is in the military and I'm so glad he got the package himself from the courier. They called him up and they met at the parking lot outside the address I gave for the package. My fiance opened the crate last night and it took him 13 minutes to do so!.. But to my dismay the letter I asked one of the staff to add in the crate was not done. It was a 3rd year anniversary letter and I really wished the letter was in there for him to hold and read with the crate.

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      Man Crates Edit:

      Hi Nina,

      So sorry to hear your order didn't include the note you requested, please give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll make it right, promise.

    5. 09/29/2014 KJA Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great gift for a college kid

      Got this for my son, and he loved it. It was easy to order, and there were a lot of selections. He had a blast and loved the whole thing.

    6. 09/15/2014 Amber Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great gift for military :)

      I recently purchased this for my husband who is currently deployed as a welcome home gift. I sent him a photo of the crate the day it arrived. He is super excited. He loves playing video games so I know he will love this! (he has no idea what's inside lol)

    7. 09/12/2014 Heidi Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Perfect Gift

      I ordered the Retro Gamer Crate for my husband as an anniversary surprise. He absolutely loved it! All the guys in his office crowded around as he opened it. There was a slight delay in customs but James in customer service was awesome to deal with and was very accommodating. I will totally be ordering another Man Crate again!

    8. 09/12/2014 Joni Retro Gamer Crate 5

      This was perfect GIFT for my ADULT Son!!!

      I saw this crate and knew instantly this was the perfect thing to send to my 27 yr old SON, who know lives almost 2,000 miles away from me ( I raised him & his lil sis as a single M.A.D. aka MomAnd Dad) He SKYPED me & asked if I had sent him something....( I sent it a week early for extra surprise factor) he wasn't sure what to think of it at first. Bawwhhaaa "MOM" got him this time. Anyway I got to see him open it via SKYPE and it was funny as hell to watch. Made all of us laugh and made another unforgettable FAMILY story to tell. Thank you to MAN CRATES!!!! I will be sending more crates to HIM and even to other MEN in the family.

    9. 09/8/2014 Melissa Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Amazing gift!!!!

      I got this for my girlfriend for our anniversary she loved it!!! she is a gamer at heart thats one of the reasons I love about her. if you have a gamer get this it is so worth it!!!

    10. 08/28/2014 Christine Retro Gamer Crate 5

      AMAZEBALLS

      Got this for my fiance's 34th birthday. He loves it! Set it up immediately after opening it. PERFECT present for a gamer! System and games worked great! Wish we could have picked the games we got - but it was actually kind of fun playing old school games we hadn't heard of... now on the hunt for more NES games!

      I would recommend ANY of the Man Crates for ANY man in your life!

    11. 08/26/2014 Rachel Lehmann Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome Product

      My husband loved this crate! He immediately set it up so he could play and went to get all his old NES games. Works great and got here fast!

    12. 08/14/2014 Robert Reynolds Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great customer service!

      Had a problem with a faulty NES system. My fiancé called and the problem was taken care of immediately. A hint: clean the contacts on any retro game carts they send you, with a q-tip and rubbing alcohol. It fixed issues with both carts not working. I love these guys and I love getting a man crate for my birthday. My girl will keep buying them for me I'm sure.

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