Retro Gamer Crate

2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • 2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • If you're not retro-gaming, you're losing.
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Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.

Boomshakalaka

It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 12/19/2014 Retrogamerr Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Literally thee best!

      Just amazing. Worth every penny.
      Amazing customer service on top of the crate being completely badass!

    2. 12/16/2014 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      he loved it!

      I got this gift for my boyfriend who is a big gamer. I think he enjoyed opening the box the most. Once he saw what was inside his face just lit up. He loved the retro candy and the game console. I only wish I had the option of picking the retro games, otherwise this was the perfect gift. I will definitely be purchasing from this company agsin. Thank you

    3. 12/16/2014 Alyssa L Retro Gamer Crate 5

      best girlfriend status

      I bought the crate to surprise my homesick boyfriend 3 states away from me. He text me the day he got it and asked "did u send me this bad ass man crate?!" Haha lets just say I did a great job making the call to get the man crate :) I will definetly do it again one day! Thank u Mancrates.com!!

    4. 12/10/2014 DH Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Crate-tastic

      I ordered two Man Crates (this one and a football one) for my brother and my boyfriend. They arrived in record time and are very impressive to look at. Perfectly gift wrapped already and super manly. They are the perfect gift for any man in your life. Don't know what to get your hubby? Man crate. It's a friend's birthday? Man crate. Housewarming? Better believe it's time for a man crate. Have to get a present for your boss? Man crate saves the day.

      Much thanks!

    5. 12/4/2014 Kayla Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!!!

      My Husband was thrilled with his Mancrate!! I only wish we could have picked the games, he ended up with some pretty lame ones.

    6. 11/17/2014 Monique Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Amazing

      My husband has been a hardcore gamer most of his life and when he opened his man crate he was blown away! I have never gotten a reaction even close to this one with other gifts that I have gotten him. He took pictures and showed all of his friends! I got the wife of the year award! Thank you!!

    7. 11/5/2014 Keisha J Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Amazing gift for an amazing guy on his 34th Birthday

      The package arrived on time as expected from FedEx just like the last mancrate I ordered. I wish there was an option to upload a photo because my hubby was like a big kid when he saw the gaming sysem buried beneath all the retro candy! It came with two authentic Nintendo games too! However, I do wish there is was an option to select from a list of available games. But all in all, this man crate gets 5 stars!!!

    8. 11/1/2014 Dezz Retro Gamer Crate 5

      PERFECT!!!!!!!

      My husband is almost impossible to find gifts for, he's picky about everything, and he definitely does not want a girly gift basket. After wracking my brain trying to figure out what to get him for his 42nd birthday I finally stumbled upon this site. He has various gaming consoles stashed around our house, and if we can't find him, he's playing Mario Kart in the other room. He loves his games. So, obviously, I was immediately drawn to this crate. This was my first Man Crates purchase and will definitely not be my last. He got through the duck tape, opened the box, saw the crow bar and a wooden crate and just grinned and said "I need my mallet!!" Any time he can go grab one of his tools is an awesome time. He started pulling out candy and raving about the retro aspect......"Oooooooh, I haven't seen these in years!!" He had the console hooked up, half the candy open, and was playing Offroad with his best friend before I got back in the room from throwing the box away. They have had a blast for 2 days now, and we have 3 more games for it on their way that he found for sale online. And he's planning on finding a lot more of them. Best birthday gift I've ever gotten him! He's getting another crate for Christmas, shopping problems solved!! Thanks Man Crates!!!!!

    9. 10/24/2014 Brandi Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Perfect for all Classic Nintendo big kids!

      This is my first of many to come Man Crates purchase. It was for my husband’s 40th birthday. So if you are doing the math, born and raised in the ear of original gamers. It was absolutely perfect. Not only did the excellent choice of classic candies fit the bill (hard time eating before the kids did), I was lucky enough to get two old school baseball games. Not only are we in the midddleof a fantastic World Series, my husband is a diehard Yankees fan. He even mentioned he had had one of the games when he was a kid. It was the perfect reminder that you’re never too old to act like a little kid. Even if you're turing 40. Thanks Man Crates.

    10. 10/22/2014 Dave Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      Bought this man crate for my cousin as a thank you for being one of my groomsmen. He is an old school gamer a LOVED the crate. Thanks so much for this interesting and different gift idea!

    11. 10/21/2014 USAF Proud Mom Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Retro hit!

      Thank you Man Crates for making our USAF Pilot take a moment out of his very focused life and smile!

    12. 10/16/2014 Melissa Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      I ordered this crate as a birthday gift for my boyfriend. This review is mostly about the packaging since his birthday is still coming up. Delivery was quick and the packaging was great! Very unique and creative. The note enclosed was exactly what I asked for!! I'm positive he will love it!

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