Retro Gamer Crate

2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • 2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • If you're not retro-gaming, you're losing.
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Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.

Boomshakalaka

It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 05/19/2015 Sarah S Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Just killer

      What a great gift! My boyfriend was stoked on it, it was delivered really quickly, and customer service was great. Can't recommend this enough. I find getting gifts for guys really hard and this is such a great option. Yay :)

    2. 05/9/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      my boyfriend birthday gift :)

      He finally got to open his gift and he was shocked and very happy! :) thank you man crate for this different idea :)

    3. 05/8/2015 Amy Retro Gamer Crate 4

      Great for the hard to buy for.

      Very happy with the man crate. Such a unique gift. Wonderful customer service.Will definitely buy more crates!!

    4. 05/8/2015 Mona Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Man Crate is now in My son in laws Man Cave

      This was such a fun gift! I had seen the sight when I researched cool gift ideas for Grads! When I saw these different crates I knew that my son in law had a Birthday coming up and would truly like this. When I called my daughter to let her know what I was thinking - she said that he had wanted a gift from Man Crates for Christmas! Specifically this Retro Gaming Man Crate! Needless to say the Duct Tape was so worth the extra cost and he truly enjoyed his gift!

    5. 05/8/2015 Bri Retro Gamer Crate 5

      AWW YEAH

      Ordered this for my husband to celebrate his day of birth. I can already tell without yet receiving it, that it will be epic. Will he love it? YES. Why? BECAUSE HE IS A MAN, AND IT IS A MAN CRATE. Thank you MAN CRATES. CHEERS TO MY MAN!

    6. 05/7/2015 Lisa Retro Gamer Crate 4

      Husband dug it.

      My husband had a fun time opening his crate and thought it was super cool. I was a bit disappointed that instead of the well-known games pictured he was sent two obscure games we've never heard of, but I realized I signed up for random games, so I guess I can't really complain too much about that. I just wish they'd been more well-known so there would actually be a feel of nostalgia with them. Other than that though, he thought this was a pretty fun thing to receive at work.

    7. 04/29/2015 Cady Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Amazing gift

      I got this for my boyfriend for our anniversary and he absolutely loved it. He's a big fan of all the candy and both of the games. Will definitely be ordering from y'all again.

    8. 04/27/2015 whitney Retro Gamer Crate 5

      luv it!!!!!!

      when I originally ordered this crate I was not happy but these guys worked fast to fix the problems and I am ECSTATIC!!!!!!! I will be ordering from here again and am telling all of friends to order from here as well.

    9. 04/7/2015 Sophie Curtis Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Coolest Present Ever

      I sent the Retro Gamer Kit to my friend and received this text, "Ok, just opened up basically the coolest present I can remember getting in years, thank you so much!" He said opening it was half the fun and can't wait to head to a pawn shop to find some more old NES games to play on his new console.

      Thanks for putting this gift together because it makes sending a gift to an old-school-gamer-punk-rock-dude a lot easier. I don't really think he would have liked a bouquet of flowers.

    10. 04/3/2015 whitney Retro Gamer Crate 1

      Dissapointed

      got this for my boyfriend for his birthday and only one of the games work and some of the candy is old and can't be eaten. not planning on ordering this again.

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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      Hey there Whitney, so sorry to hear you were disappointed in your crate, and it's contents. We're here to help make it right, we'll gladly replace the broken game and candy that wasn't enjoyed. Give us a call at 866-902-7260 or send us an email at guys@mancrates.com and we'll make it right.

    11. 03/27/2015 Meg Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Brother's Bday

      I got this as a bday present for my brother who loves retro candy and video games and he loved it. I was hesitant after reading reviews of late boxes with broken games inside, or two of the same game, but everything was in tact and timely. He loved opening the box, even though he had never used a crowbar before HAHA. That made the gift even funnier. I would definitely send another mancrate.

    12. 03/23/2015 Brittanie Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Big Hit

      A friend of mine showed me ManCrates and I absolutely loved the idea as soon as I visited the site. My boyfriend's birthday was coming up and I wanted to "think outside the box" for this year and this was a huge hit. He had no idea what to think of the crate and crowbar at first and then he was like a kid trying to pry it open. The NES, games and candy were things he never would have thought of getting. Although one of the games did not work when it arrived, ManCrates was willing to send a replacement game without all the frustration most places give customers. Thank you for coming up with a manly gift basket men will not be embarrassed to receive!

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