Retro Gamer Crate

Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • If you're not retro-gaming, you're losing.
$109.99 Add to Cart This Option Is Out Of Stock Sold Out
142 Reviews New Product!
Regular Price: Sale Price: $109.99
Free FedEx Ground Shipping
Adult signature required for alcoholic products
Must be shipped to a US address
Must be shipped to a California address
Does not contain alcohol
14 Choose your delivery date at checkout
Orders placed by noon on weekdays will ship out same day.

Press Start to Begin

Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.


It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez


In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

  • Google+
  • Pinterest
  • Write a Review

    Product Reviews

    Showing reviews 1-12 of 142 | Next

    1. 11/25/2015 Connie Retro Gamer Crate 4

      It was cool!

      I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday and he enjoyed it! I paid extra for the duct tape and it was fun seeing him struggle a little to open the crate! :) It was a fun crate, but some of the candy was a little old and stale and he was not too big of a fan of the games. Overall, it was a fun gift to give!

    2. 11/4/2015 Leeroy Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Spot On

      I'll be honest, I bought this for myself as a little 30th birthday present. It arrived exactly when it said it would, and I had an awesome time opening it in front of my girlfriend. I received great games. Couldn't be happier. I even got my girlfriend to play, and then invited some of my friends over to make everyone nostalgic. Candy was also perfect. Great crate, great site. I can't wait to get more man crates (and hopefully I won't have to purchase them for myself anymore).

    3. 10/14/2015 Michelle Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Love it!

      Great gift! I was looking for something different for my husband for his birthday, this was perfect! He opened it with the kids watching & he was just as excited about opening a gift as the kids were! He really loves playing all the old games we have with this new council. The candy was a great hit too!

    4. 10/1/2015 Rhea Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Above and Beyond Expectations

      I wanted to surprise my husband and send him a "just because gift" for being so wonderful lately and helping out and picking up so much of the slack with how difficult our pregnancy has been, but you can't exactly send a man flowers, and I remembered him mentioning this website to me months ago.
      I'm so glad I remembered man crates, because it was the perfect gift for my gamer of a husband. He absolutely loved it!
      I've never experienced such a quick and pleasant customer service experience in my life. If I could rate more than 5 stars, I would. The company is amazing and went above and beyond to make sure both my husband and I were happy and satisfied. I wasn't expecting them to go so out of their way to make us happy with our purchase. I cannot stress enough how wonderful my experience was.
      I cannot wait for another opportunity to order from ManCrates. I'll be purchasing crates again for my husband, father, and brother. It's definitely worth it.
      Thank you so much, Man Crates.

    5. 09/29/2015 Crystal Retro Gamer Crate 4

      Good gift but no choice of games included.

      This gift is pretty awesome. My boyfriend got a kick out of it as did his parents. The candy that was included was a hit as well.
      The only downside is that you do not have control over which games are included in the crate, that is why this is only getting 4 stars from me. The two games included he had never heard of nor played. Thankfully my mom hooked him up with Donkey Kong.

    6. 08/31/2015 Rheagen Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great Product, Great Service, Planning to Purchase More

      Not only is Man Crates a wicked site, but their customer service is pretty unbeatable. It was the perfect gift for my boyf's 3 year gift. It was hilarious watching him open it. The military discount pans out nicely, and even if you can't get your hands on that, there's additional discounts when you enter reminder emails. I recommended this site to 8+ people. Great work dudes.

    7. 08/19/2015 Caitlin Retro Gamer Crate 5

      amazing !

      bought this for my boyfriend for our 4 year anniversary last year, he absolutely loved it! the packaging was just the coolest thing ever. it was happiness in a box for him :)

    8. 08/18/2015 Mary Retro Gamer Crate 5


      Ordered this for my gamer son who is in the Military. He was so surprised and got a real laugh out of it. Couldn't think of a better gift for a 26 year old!

    9. 07/7/2015 DeeDee Retro Gamer Crate 5

      he loved it!

      got it for my brothers birthday. It was perfect for him & he loved it!

    10. 06/30/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      good product as described.

      Product arrived as described. Man crate was a hit.

    11. 06/29/2015 Peggie Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great idea!!

      Bought it for my grandson as a grad gift from middle school - he is a serious gamer - very thrilled with the whole thing - would have loved an old Mario or metro if - you might want to allow at least one choice per purchase but otherwise made a 14 yr old serious gamer light up like a Christmas tree!

    12. 06/26/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      great gift idea

      Great packaging; super alternative to gift basket for any man

    Showing reviews 1-12 of 142 | Next

    5/5 for 142 Retro Gamer Crate reviews
    Every man is one step of refinement away from swapping charming anecdotes at a foreign diplomat's dinner party. This personalized whiskey crate is that step.

    Personalized Whiskey Crate

    The Exotic Meats Man Crate will earn you the right to be called a man on three different continents.

    Exotic Meats Crate

    For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.

    Zombie Annihilation Crate

    It's the UN Convention of tasty animal parts.

    Exotic Meats Jerkygram

    Awesome personalized pint set for beer lovers.

    Personalized Barware

    All of the survival essentials, packed inside a waterproof, indestructible NATO-spec ammunition can.

    Outdoor Survival Ammo Can