Retro Gamer Crate

Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
  • Return to the halcyon days of sore thumbs, sugar binges, and high scores.
  • If you're not retro-gaming, you're losing.
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Before there were streaming services, before there were all-in-one media boxes, a video game console had one purpose. And when you got one for your birthday, you flipped out like the meaning of your entire existence on planet Earth had completely changed.

That momentous birthday seems shrouded in the mists of time. Your library of obsolete video games is the only reminder of those halcyon days when a sore and calloused thumb was a badge of honor.

Today's game systems are undeniably cool, but sometimes you just want to play - No menus, no movies, no fluff.

Boomshakalaka

It's time to give your game collection new life. Muscle memory kicks in as you power through the classics on a Retro-Bit NES console. You remember the laser-like focus required to smash the backboard in NBA Jam. There's an entire section of your brain dedicated specifically to Street Fighter 2 combos. And you can thread the needle in Gradius better than Luke Skywalker barreling down the Death Star trench.

A Winner is You

A suite of sweets courses through your veins, mana from a lost age, endowing you with inhuman energy and endurance as you recondition your once-dominating reflexes. Revel once again in your accomplishments as you best the most unforgiving 8-bit games.

Makeshift Time Machine

  • Retro-Bit NES Console
  • 2 classic Nintendo games
  • (randomly selected from an assortment of time-honored, awesome games)

Sugar Intoxication

  • Red Vines
  • Bottle Caps
  • Mike & Ike
  • Nerds
  • Now and Later
  • Jaw Busters
  • Pop Rocks
  • Pez

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 06/26/2015 Unknown Retro Gamer Crate 5

      great gift idea

      Great packaging; super alternative to gift basket for any man

    2. 06/24/2015 Robert Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Felt like a kid again!

      Got this for my father in law for Father's Day, and what a success! He said it made him feel like he was a kid again and brought him back to the good old days when life was simply a joystick and a red button!

    3. 06/22/2015 Marcie Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Awesome!

      Great Gift! My boyfriend loved it for his Birthday! As always came in a timely manner! Couldn't be happier! Thank you Man Crates!

    4. 06/21/2015 LaSonya Lewis Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Happy Father's Day

      My friend loved this gift it brought back some good memories and his kids had fun eating all the candy. This was a great gift idea, would like to see more product like this!!

    5. 06/19/2015 Krista Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Retro Man Crate

      This is THE BEST gift for a guy! I got it for my nephew and loved the whole thing!! Thank you!! I'm the cool aunt, now ;). Oh and I ordered it on Wednesday and it was received on Friday!!! Wow!! That's great service!!!!!!

    6. 06/16/2015 Veronique Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Super

      Great gift, my husband and his teenager loved it!

    7. 06/15/2015 jamie rabadi Retro Gamer Crate 5

      PERFECT MAN GIFT FOR EVERY OCCASION

      THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE BEST IDEA EVER. EVERYTHING WAS GREAT. AND BEST OF ALL HE LOVED IT!! AWESOME AND COOL ARE NOT EVEN THE BEST DESCRIPTION. VERY MUCH WORTH THE COST. I WILL BE BACK FOR MORE FOR SURE.

    8. 06/10/2015 Mel Retro Gamer Crate 5

      hugely satusfied!

      My husband completely geeked out when he opened the box to find all the candy and Nintendo. He loved the crate that it came in and plans to keep it forever. He sent pictures of everything immediately to his best friends to make them all jealous. Very proud of this gift. My two year old daughter also loves stealing Daddy's candy.

    9. 06/5/2015 Laura Barber Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Great gift idea

      My son in law is a gamer and buying gifts can be difficult. he returned from a tour of duty to find a box waiting for him. the smile on his face says it all. You have made us both happy.

    10. 06/3/2015 Monica Burgess Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Perfect Gift!

      I've been with my husband over 10 years and him turning 31 you run out of ideas. This was a perfect gift to describe to him to let's not keeping counting forward but instead let's start counting backwards in life! :) Needless to say he loved everything about it!

    11. 05/28/2015 Hannah Retro Gamer Crate 5

      Perfect Gift!

      My husband absolutely loved this man crate! He's been playing the games every day too. Definitely recommend this!

    12. 05/27/2015 sarah Retro Gamer Crate 4

      new fun and cray cool

      My kids and I were excited to give this gift to my husband for his birthday. A unique and perfect gift for a gamer that doesn't game too often on the kids new toys. My only wish is that Nintendo games we received were better than a baseball and basketball game. We paid for the $10 special duct tape wrapping which was a huge hit at the party and the man great was well loved that something nobody had ever seen before

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