There's no shame in walking away from this one. In fact, for liability sake, we highly recommend it. Dabbling with the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate is like going toe to toe with Ivan Drago--all you can do is prepare for punishment.
You'd have to double the spiciest hot sauce from our Hot & Spicy Crate to even reach basecamp on the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate. This collection of facemelters isn't intended for the average or even above-average man. It's for the tiny handful of masochistic spice-freaks, the fringe of society that enjoys cauterizing their tastebuds and incinerating their body from the inside out.
If you value even the tiniest fiber of your health and well-being, you'll throw in the towel on this tongue torturer.
There’s a new champion holding the spice title: the Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition. This blistering barrel of liquid gold is the byproduct of the Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost pepper roided out with 9 million Scoville Plutonium extract. It weighs in at a sweltering 1 million Scovilles total and hits harder than hard.
This prized spice is flanked by the Mad Dog 357 Reaper Sriracha and Pure Ghost hot sauce. The Reaper contains the familiar flavor of sriracha haunted by the hottest pepper on the planet, and the Pure Ghost will spook the hubris and mucus clean out of its challenger.
The grow-your-own Moruga Scorpion and Ghost Peppers gives all the satisfaction of a well-tended garden without the tedious aspects of actually gardening (watering, fertilizing, remembering you have plants, etc…) because these chilis grow spicier in distressed environments. These devilish plants take time, so we’re including a hellish holdover: dried Moruga Scorpion pepper pods.
The instant-snack queue is filled with fireballs like the Carnivore Candy’s Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, Hot Headz Inferno Chips, and Cornfero to help drain any excess fluids from tear ducts. There's enough to share, but you probably won't have to unless your friends are as sick and twisted as you.
Again, we won't judge you if you walk away.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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02/7/2017 Mark Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
What a great gift I received. My wife sent this to me and I love it. The popcorn will light you up, as will the delicious beef jerky. I had a small issue with the order and called the company. I spoke with an amazing customer service rep David J. He was funny, helpful and great to work with. This company stands behind their products.
02/7/2017 Taylor Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas as a gag gift! He loves spicy stuff so why not get him the atomic stuff, Right? He ended up loving it! He had a blast opening it and is SUPER excited to grow the peppers too! Thanks guys!!!
01/8/2017 Lauren Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Bought this crate for Christmas for my boyfriend. Christmas morning came and when he opened it one of the hot sauce bottles were cracked open. I contacted Man Crates customer service via email that morning and much to my surprise (it was Christmas after all) I had a prompt email within a few hours with a new shipment prepared to send out a replacement crate. The new crate came by the end of the week in perfect condition and with an extra surprise! Definitely interested in coming back to this business!
12/29/2016 Lori Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
This was the BEST HOT STUFF you can get, He Loved it. And he loved the DUCK TAPE wrapping, its worth the extra !!!!
01/27/2016 Erin Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
This was my 2nd time ordering from Mancrates.com for my boyfriend. The first I ordered was actually a jerky-gram for his birthday (which was also a hit!). I bought this hot & spicy crate for Valentine's Day 2015, and it was a great fit for my boyfriend - he loves spicy everything!
We have not ventured to open the scary skull faced hot sauce, as there are plenty of warnings attached to make us only use it as a decoration!
These products are great, and I'll be looking for another crate this upcoming Valentine's Day!
12/16/2015 Flo Murray Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Celebrated Christmas early with family, We got the Man Crates for our adult sons! we purchased them with the duct tape! which I think made it that much better!So much fun watching them try to open them, quite the challenge for sure!! They enjoyed everything about it, Everything in the crate is top notch! What a great idea!!!
12/4/2015 Mara Jacobs Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
My brother-n-law and his sons spent the evening opening up his birthday present! They loved the duck tape and loved figuring out how to open the crate! My brother-in-law is now coveting his "hot sauce" for the right moment and time! How am I going to top this gift next year!!
10/31/2015 Unknown Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
This was my 1st time ordering but won't be my last! The gift arrived on schedule and was a blast from the beginning. My boyfriend is in construction but was still stymied by the box, thinking it had to be a joke. I mean who uses a crowbar to open a present? He loves spicy food so this was a hit and his friends were highly impressed.
James in customer care contacted me after the crate arrived to ensure my satisfaction. I mentioned a very small issue and was amazed how serious they are about their guarantee. They went above and beyond to honor their policy!
08/21/2015 sarosh Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I ordered the premium hot crate for my husband as just a thank you for being so cool lol
He loved having to open it with a crowbar! Everyone at his work surrounded him to see what it was. My husband loves everything hot he owns Flash bang and 2nd dimension so obviously how can he not own 2:00am hot sauce. The bottle is really well done. My husband said he doesn't want to open the bottle because of how awesome it looks. The nuts jerky and chips are actually really good they are spicy I mean flippen spicy but really good. I have to get an Ammo box for him next!
07/22/2015 Denis Harting Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I had my knee replaced and I received the PREMIUM HOT & SPICY CRATE as a get well gift. With gifts like this what else can I get replaced.
02/24/2015 Johanna Logue Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Just got an email from my husband that the crate had arrived! Thank you for getting it out so quickly. It was a last minute bday gift and arrived just in time. His email subject line was "Best gift and presentation EVER"!! and even sent pics of the duct tape wrapped box and crate with crow bar. Very novel!
02/20/2015 Jodi Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I bought this for my boyfriend for Valentine's day. He had such a great time opening everything and checking it all out. He loves spicy everything and brags about how he once ate a ghost pepper and lived to tell the tale. The contents of this box intimidated and impressed him. That night he said it was the coolest gift he'd ever received. A sentiment he repeated the next day. He already wants to send this to his pipeline friends and see who can handle it! I'm very happy with my purchase!
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