There's no shame in walking away from this one. In fact, for liability sake, we highly recommend it. Dabbling with the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate is like going toe to toe with Ivan Drago--all you can do is prepare for punishment.
You'd have to double the spiciest hot sauce from our Hot & Spicy Crate to even reach basecamp on the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate. This collection of facemelters isn't intended for the average or even above-average man. It's for the tiny handful of masochistic spice-freaks, the fringe of society that enjoys cauterizing their tastebuds and incinerating their body from the inside out.
If you value even the tiniest fiber of your health and well-being, you'll throw in the towel on this tongue torturer.
There’s a new champion holding the spice title: the Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition. This blistering barrel of liquid gold is the byproduct of the Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost pepper roided out with 9 million Scoville Plutonium extract. It weighs in at a sweltering 1 million Scovilles total and hits harder than hard.
This prized spice is flanked by the Mad Dog 357 Reaper Sriracha and Pure Ghost hot sauce. The Reaper contains the familiar flavor of sriracha haunted by the hottest pepper on the planet, and the Pure Ghost will spook the hubris and mucus clean out of its challenger.
The grow-your-own Moruga Scorpion and Ghost Peppers gives all the satisfaction of a well-tended garden without the tedious aspects of actually gardening (watering, fertilizing, remembering you have plants, etc…) because these chilis grow spicier in distressed environments. These devilish plants take time, so we’re including a hellish holdover: dried Moruga Scorpion pepper pods.
The instant-snack queue is filled with fireballs like the Carnivore Candy’s Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, Hot Headz Inferno Chips, and Cornfero to help drain any excess fluids from tear ducts. There's enough to share, but you probably won't have to unless your friends are as sick and twisted as you.
Again, we won't judge you if you walk away.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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01/27/2016 Erin Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
This was my 2nd time ordering from Mancrates.com for my boyfriend. The first I ordered was actually a jerky-gram for his birthday (which was also a hit!). I bought this hot & spicy crate for Valentine's Day 2015, and it was a great fit for my boyfriend - he loves spicy everything!
We have not ventured to open the scary skull faced hot sauce, as there are plenty of warnings attached to make us only use it as a decoration!
These products are great, and I'll be looking for another crate this upcoming Valentine's Day!
12/16/2015 Flo Murray Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Celebrated Christmas early with family, We got the Man Crates for our adult sons! we purchased them with the duct tape! which I think made it that much better!So much fun watching them try to open them, quite the challenge for sure!! They enjoyed everything about it, Everything in the crate is top notch! What a great idea!!!
12/4/2015 Mara Jacobs Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
My brother-n-law and his sons spent the evening opening up his birthday present! They loved the duck tape and loved figuring out how to open the crate! My brother-in-law is now coveting his "hot sauce" for the right moment and time! How am I going to top this gift next year!!
10/31/2015 Unknown Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
This was my 1st time ordering but won't be my last! The gift arrived on schedule and was a blast from the beginning. My boyfriend is in construction but was still stymied by the box, thinking it had to be a joke. I mean who uses a crowbar to open a present? He loves spicy food so this was a hit and his friends were highly impressed.
James in customer care contacted me after the crate arrived to ensure my satisfaction. I mentioned a very small issue and was amazed how serious they are about their guarantee. They went above and beyond to honor their policy!
08/21/2015 sarosh Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I ordered the premium hot crate for my husband as just a thank you for being so cool lol
He loved having to open it with a crowbar! Everyone at his work surrounded him to see what it was. My husband loves everything hot he owns Flash bang and 2nd dimension so obviously how can he not own 2:00am hot sauce. The bottle is really well done. My husband said he doesn't want to open the bottle because of how awesome it looks. The nuts jerky and chips are actually really good they are spicy I mean flippen spicy but really good. I have to get an Ammo box for him next!
02/24/2015 Johanna Logue Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Just got an email from my husband that the crate had arrived! Thank you for getting it out so quickly. It was a last minute bday gift and arrived just in time. His email subject line was "Best gift and presentation EVER"!! and even sent pics of the duct tape wrapped box and crate with crow bar. Very novel!
02/20/2015 Jodi Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I bought this for my boyfriend for Valentine's day. He had such a great time opening everything and checking it all out. He loves spicy everything and brags about how he once ate a ghost pepper and lived to tell the tale. The contents of this box intimidated and impressed him. That night he said it was the coolest gift he'd ever received. A sentiment he repeated the next day. He already wants to send this to his pipeline friends and see who can handle it! I'm very happy with my purchase!
02/17/2015 taylor Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
Got this for my boyfriend as a Valentine's gift (my 2nd man crate for the man), and yet ANOTHER hit!! He already asked for more of the jerky. He is even afraid of the 2AM sauce, which I have never seen. Yet another highly recommended crate! Seriously such unique gift, and every selection of crate is perfect. Will definitely buy a dozen more
02/17/2015 Kelly Hinna Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
I used for my first Valentine's for my boyfriend...BEST GIFT EVER! He loved the fact that he had to really work at getting it open...GRR man thing lol! He loves spicy foods and this hit the spot. There was one tiny glitch to do with sending the wrong card - however - Man Crates MORE than made up for this! Awesome idea...everyone should send one to their favorite man! Can't wait to see even more choices! GREAT IDEA! Thanks guys!
01/21/2015 RD Young Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
So, I ask my friends if they like spicy, and their response is,"the spicier, the better." Famous last words. I purchased this for a longtime friend, who was absolutely amazed. First, it took him forever to open the crate, because the top was attached by the hand of Zeus, apparently. I have pictures of the resulting injury, but that's another story. Anyway, he loved everything in it; however, said he is scared of the hot sauce, and will probably be using the 2 a.m. sauce as a display item only. I'll be purchasing from you again!
01/19/2015 Anna B. Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
My boyfriend is a fan of everything hot and spicy on this planet, and with this crate, it's the cornucopia of everything hot. He absolutely loves all the hot items inside. The hot sauces and grow your own peppers gives him opportunities to try new things and to see if he has a green thumb. He also loved having to open it with a crowbar! Thank you Mancrates for making my boyfriend's birthday an amazing and memorable one!
01/13/2015 Krissy Premium Hot & Spicy Crate 5
My boyfriend shared with his office and they all loved it. The "spicy" title held true and everyone was up for the challenge. Our kids even munched on the snacks! This is the third time I ordered a man crate, and every time the response is the same.... A M A Z I N G !
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