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Our favorite political party is...A DEBATE PARTY

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Elections are serious. And the 2016 Presidential Debates are an important opportunity for the candidates to prove their merit. You know what else the debates are an opportunity for? To bring your family, friends and neighbors together to enjoy politics. "Enjoy politics" may sound like an oxymoron, but trust us, it's possible. Read out booze-infused debate watch party guidelines, then send out an invite, gather a slew of adult beverages and get ready to play armchair President on Monday night when Trump and Clinton lock horns.

There are so many questions we want answered. Will host Lester Holt wilt under pressure like stovetop spinach? Will Hillary Clinton finally give ‘Spicy Bois’ their due? Will Donald look squarely into the camera, take a deep breath and yet again tell the American people that, “Without Derek Zoolander, male modeling wouldn’t be what it is today”? The possibilities are endless. But to bring a little order into this perilous time, we’ve developed a drinking game.

The Man Crates Debates Drinking Game

Drink if:

  • Trump uses a nickname (“Crooked Hillary,” “Lyin’ Ted,” “Little Marco”…or in case Kobe Bryant shows up, “Mamba”)
  • Hillary mentions tax returns
  • Both candidates and the moderator talk at the same time
  • Trump parachutes into the quad of Hofstra University with a bald eagle perched on each of his shoulders

Cheers your partner, and sip politely if:

  • Anyone mentions Gary Johnson or Jill Stein
  • Trump says “believe me”
  • Hillary calls Donald “unfit”
  • Clinton proves her pneumonia is not a factor by doing 25 jumping jacks on command

Pour some out if someone mentions:

  • Reagan
  • Deleted emails
  • Trump University
  • Harambe

Whole drink if:

  • Trump drops out, revealing that his campaign is actually a long-form satirical expose of the American id
  • Clinton drops out, revealing that she is pursuing acting after a successful taping of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
  • You get thirsty

Check out the debates, enjoy yourself and definitely drink responsibly. And if you want to raise your game for a debate watch party, go above and beyond bumper stickers and yard signs. Get personalized pint glasses laser-etched with each candidate's name. The Personalized Barware Crate also comes with snacks and beer-opener coasters to keep the party hopping.