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Have A Meat Emergency?

You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived. 

Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood. 

Over 1 Pound Of Beef

We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise. 

Of course the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run of the mill, off the shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly. 

Slaughterhouse Crate

$99.99
226 reviews

In the Box

  • Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original, 2.15 oz
  • Country Archer Beef Jerky, Teriyaki, 2.5 oz
  • Country Archer Beef Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper, 2.5 oz
  • Whiskey Hill Original Ol' School Hickory, 2 oz
  • Chef's Cut Real Steak Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper, 2.5 oz
  • Bakke Brother's Honey Jalapeno, 3.2 oz
  • Righteous Felon Baby Blues BBQ Beef Jerky, 2 oz
  • Righteous Felon Habanero Escobar Beef Jerky, 2 oz
Note: Due to availability, Country Archer Beef Jerky, Teriyaki, 2.5 oz may be replaced with California Cabernet Jerky, 3 oz.  Country Archer Beef Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper, 2.5 oz may be replaced with Cajun Beef Jerky, 2oz or Field Trip Everything Bagel Beef Jerky, 2.2oz.
We’ve got fun diabolical wrapping options for every occasion. Add one during checkout to make his gift extra special!

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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When will it arrive?

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We think our products are awesome, and we guarantee you will too. If you're unhappy with your purchase or experience for any reason, we'll make it right and give you the kind of service you'll want to high-five us for.

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Story

Have A Meat Emergency?

You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived. 

Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood. 

Over 1 Pound Of Beef

We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise. 

Of course the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run of the mill, off the shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly. 

Customer Reviews

    Tad
    Feb 18th 2022
    Great gift from the boss!!

    Great jerky.. Amazing flavor.. wonderful boss! Loved the personalized card that was included. Recuperating from covid and the boss sends jerky.

    Cindy
    Dec 26th 2021
    Absolutely loved it

    I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas because I had no clue on what to get him. I remember a coworker told me she got her husband one and it made me think of this. It came super fast which I was impressed with. I opted for the duct tape cocoon and his face when he saw that was priceless. It was easy to open and the entire time he was like what is this? When he opened it he was shocked. He was very happy with it, but I was sad because we didn't have the
    country archer original one in there, but had 2 of the Feugo in it. Over all it was a hit though. Just wish we could've tried all that was supposed to be in there.

    Marina
    Nov 27th 2019
    Best Gift for someone Special

    Omg I love Man Crates. First time here and I be sure to order more. My order was shipped right away and the customer service were super nice and helpful. Honestly the box is so beautiful. Packaging was great and specially getting him excited to open the box it’s even more fun. Unique gift for that special guy. Bravo

    Tim Quandt
    Jun 16th 2019
    Meats meat and a mans gotta eat

    Got this as a housewarming gift from my friend/realtor. Hadn’t been in the house 2 days and it looked like a grenade went off in every room. Went out to walk my pet hooker (Alaskan Malamute) and nearly tripped over the box. Took a bit to get it open and laughed the entire time. What an awesome gift! Loved every second of it and still grubbin’ on the delicious moo contained therein.

    M. J.
    May 31st 2019
    Great Gift!!

    Ordered this for my daughter's father as a gift and he loved it.
    He had a lot of fun opening the crate then swiftly ate an entire bag of jerky. LOL

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