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Salami Bouquet

$59.99
15 reviews
The Salami Bouquet is a fun and flavorful meaty surprise for any guy. Five sticks of seasoned salami disguised as a cheesy flower bouquet.

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About This Gift

Salami Bouquet ships in a cardboard box.
  1. How it ships

    In an awesomecardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

That's Salami!

When the moon in the sky looks like meat that's been dried -- That's salami

When the waves of the sea smell of charcuterie -- That's salami

When your feelings are true and "just flowers" won't do -- That's salami

When your love for your hub leads to five tasty chubs -- That's salami!

Don't get us wrong, we're pro flowers! Flowers produce honey which makes the world and BBQ wings that much sweeter. Without flowers, the Rose Parade would just be another LA morning traffic jam. But rarely will flowers woo a man.

Some men are literally colorblind to the beauty of a bouquet. Other guys just aren't turned on by being handed yet another thing to try to keep alive. Since fresh-cut flowers don't cut it for men, we've made some delicious improvements to the traditional bouquet.

The Salami Snackphrodisiac

We began with the classic flower bouquet, then taste-tested and replaced every flower that wasn't of sufficient flavor with chunks of seasoned charcuterie. Before we knew it, all the flora was gone and five 8 oz. sticks of full-flavored salami remained. Success.

These seasoned salami sticks are attached to stems, wrapped as a bouquet, and hidden inside a boring, cliche flower box that can be delivered anywhere for a private or public declaration of delicious affection. It's a sensual salami surprise that is sure to kickstart full-scale romance.

When he peels back the wrap and his heart gives a clap -- That's salami

When the smell makes him drool like a love-bitten fool -- That's salami

When there's oil on your skin and a flirtatious grin -- That's salami

When the mood is just right and you snack through the night -- That's salami!

Each and every Salami Bouquet comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:

Romantic Meats

  • Columbus Peppered Chub, 8 oz
  • Columbus Sopressata Chub, 8 oz
  • Columbus Calabrese Chub, 8 oz
  • Columbus Chorizo Chub, 8 oz
  • Columbus Italian Dry Chub, 8 oz

All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.

  • How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?

    Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.

    In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:

    If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.

    If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.

    NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.

  • I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?

    Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!

    When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.

    Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!

Families
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!

Real Customer Reviews

    Sydney
    Jan 31st 2017
    That's Salami!

    What an awesome and creative gift for Valentine's Day! I love the design of the box and how it says MC Bouquets on the outside and "Surprise, It's Meat!" on the inside. The only bummer is that the box got a little beat up during shipping. However, when I opened it up I was pleasantly surprised to see the bouquet was sitting perfectly inside and presented very nicely. I can't wait for my boyfriend to open it! I'd love to see even more unique holiday gifts like this in the future from ManCrates! Keep up the good work.

    Megan
    Feb 15th 2017
    Amaze-balls!!!!

    My husband just opened his and started crying he was laughing so hard!!! He loves it!! We can't wait for them to come back in stock to send to his friends

    Lauren
    Jan 5th 2018
    Best Apology Gift I've Ever Sent

    The only time I've ever apologized I decided instead of flowers I'd send this. It was an instant hit. My boyfriend loved it and laughed his head off when he saw how it was packaged. The salami itself was very tasty and a good selection. Would absolutely send this again as a gift.

    REGINALD Pryor
    Apr 27th 2018
    it was okay

    I fell asleep on it

    Jaime
    May 17th 2018
    Weird gift in the best way possible.

    He thought I sent flowers when he opened it up and saw the 5 large salami's he was really surprised. Everyone at work was excited about the bouquet and was either jealous or wanted to order one for someone. Super thoughtful out of the ordinary gift for any man that is not a vegan.

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Giving gifts should be exciting, not just a formality.

Man Crates is building a world where it’s fun and easy to find unique, meaningful gifts for all the men in your life.

We go the extra mile to curate high-quality gifts for all kinds of guys, so you can feel confident you’ve found his perfect gift, no matter who he is.

Because your gift to him should be as special as he is to you.

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