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About This Gift
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In an awesomecardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!
When the moon in the sky looks like meat that's been dried -- That's salami
When the waves of the sea smell of charcuterie -- That's salami
When your feelings are true and "just flowers" won't do -- That's salami
When your love for your hub leads to five tasty chubs -- That's salami!
Don't get us wrong, we're pro flowers! Flowers produce honey which makes the world and BBQ wings that much sweeter. Without flowers, the Rose Parade would just be another LA morning traffic jam. But rarely will flowers woo a man.
Some men are literally colorblind to the beauty of a bouquet. Other guys just aren't turned on by being handed yet another thing to try to keep alive. Since fresh-cut flowers don't cut it for men, we've made some delicious improvements to the traditional bouquet.
The Salami Snackphrodisiac
We began with the classic flower bouquet, then taste-tested and replaced every flower that wasn't of sufficient flavor with chunks of seasoned charcuterie. Before we knew it, all the flora was gone and five 8 oz. sticks of full-flavored salami remained. Success.
These seasoned salami sticks are attached to stems, wrapped as a bouquet, and hidden inside a boring, cliche flower box that can be delivered anywhere for a private or public declaration of delicious affection. It's a sensual salami surprise that is sure to kickstart full-scale romance.
When he peels back the wrap and his heart gives a clap -- That's salami
When the smell makes him drool like a love-bitten fool -- That's salami
When there's oil on your skin and a flirtatious grin -- That's salami
When the mood is just right and you snack through the night -- That's salami!
Each and every Salami Bouquet comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:
- Columbus Peppered Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Sopressata Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Calabrese Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Chorizo Chub, 8 oz
- Columbus Italian Dry Chub, 8 oz
All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.
How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?
Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.
In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:
If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.
If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.
NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.
I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?
Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!
When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.
Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!
Real Customer Reviews
Jan 31st 2017
What an awesome and creative gift for Valentine's Day! I love the design of the box and how it says MC Bouquets on the outside and "Surprise, It's Meat!" on the inside. The only bummer is that the box got a little beat up during shipping. However, when I opened it up I was pleasantly surprised to see the bouquet was sitting perfectly inside and presented very nicely. I can't wait for my boyfriend to open it! I'd love to see even more unique holiday gifts like this in the future from ManCrates! Keep up the good work.
Feb 15th 2017
My husband just opened his and started crying he was laughing so hard!!! He loves it!! We can't wait for them to come back in stock to send to his friends
Jan 5th 2018
Best Apology Gift I've Ever Sent
The only time I've ever apologized I decided instead of flowers I'd send this. It was an instant hit. My boyfriend loved it and laughed his head off when he saw how it was packaged. The salami itself was very tasty and a good selection. Would absolutely send this again as a gift.
Apr 27th 2018
it was okay
I fell asleep on it
May 17th 2018
Weird gift in the best way possible.
He thought I sent flowers when he opened it up and saw the 5 large salami's he was really surprised. Everyone at work was excited about the bouquet and was either jealous or wanted to order one for someone. Super thoughtful out of the ordinary gift for any man that is not a vegan.
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