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The Forefathers of Flavor

The Neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”

The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of venison to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.

Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.

Prehistoric Palette

  • The best tasting beasts became the jerky bedrock for our developing society, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer. Over the years, they’ve only gotten better!
  • The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “butter toffee” and “citrus chili.”

Primal Hunger Crate

$89.99
46 reviews

Available Addons

In the Box

  • Whiskey Hill Smokehouse Bison Jerky, 2 oz
  • Whiskey Hill Smokehouse Venison Jerky, 2 oz
  • Chef's Cut Beef Jerky, 2.5 oz*
  • Field Trip Cracked Pepper Turkey Jerky, 2 oz
  • Butter Toffee Almonds, 4 oz
  • Chili Citrus Cashews, 4 oz
*Due to availability, Chef's Cut Beef Jerky, 2.5 oz may be replaced with Righteous Felon Baby Blues BBQ Beef Jerky, 2oz.

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How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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  • Note: This product can only ship to US territories.
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Story

The Forefathers of Flavor

The Neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”

The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of venison to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.

Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.

Prehistoric Palette

  • The best tasting beasts became the jerky bedrock for our developing society, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer. Over the years, they’ve only gotten better!
  • The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “butter toffee” and “citrus chili.”

Customer Reviews

    Mary Kirkland
    Nov 21st 2021
    Great ethical company

    My gift didnt arrive on time ..They made good on it with another complimentary gift.
    Will refer to everyone I know.

    His wife of 41 years
    Aug 22nd 2021
    This Is So Cool!

    Yes, that is what he said. What better way to celebrate a birthday than with a surprise. Thank you ManCrates for a great gift! He is opening up the jerky now!

    Aaron
    Jul 7th 2021
    All good except the Chili Citrus Cashews

    I loved everything in this crate except the Chili Citrus Cashews. I was excited to try them but once I did I couldn't stand the taste. It was way too overwhelming with everything they put on them to the point to where I had to spit them out. Everyone that I had try them, also said and did the same thing. I would get this again, but not for the cashews.

    Brenda S Worst
    Jan 8th 2021
    Very pleased!

    I ordered the Caveman crate as a Christmas gift. When received, crate wasn't glued shut therefore, the recipient was denied the fun opening experience. I reported this and, the 100% guarantee was enforced. Another crate was sent as a replacement, free of charge!! They really do honor their word. And, my recipient was very thrilled with his crates! I will be ordering again. A hugh thank you!

    John Griffin
    Jan 1st 2021
    Caveman Crate

    Never received a gift like this before. Very unique and it was the center of attention at our Christmas get together. Loved the variety of jerkys and nuts.

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