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Exotic Meats Grand Bouquet

$79.99
7 reviews

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In the Box

  • Personalized Pilsner Glass, 23 oz
  • 3 Salami Chubs, 8 oz each
    • Sopressata Salame
    • Calabrese Salame
    • Chorizo Salame
  • 4 Man Crates Exclusive Exotic Jerky Sticks, 1.75 oz each
    • Buffalo Whiskey Maple Stick
    • Wild Boar Honey Bourbon Stick
    • Elk Garlic Stick
    • Venison Root Beer Habanero Stick

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Exotic Meats Grand Bouquet
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

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Story

The Ultimate Snack-phrodisiac

Fresh flowers don’t always “cut” it. Some men are colorblind to the beauty of a bouquet, and others just aren’t turned on by being handed another thing to try to keep alive. So, we’ve made a few improvements to the traditional bouquet, and boy are they delicious!

Featuring three tantalizingly tasty salami chubs and four exotic jerky sticks, the Exotic Meats Grand Bouquet is the perfect declaration of delicious affection. Plus, it comes with a classy, personalized Pilsner glass to hold his favorite love potion. It’s the perfect pairing, just like the two of you.

Brighten his day with a sensual salami surprise that just might kickstart some serious romance. Ooh la la!

Meaty Must-Knows

  • This giant, 23oz Pilsner glass will remain the pride of his home bar well after the bouquet has been consumed. Love is eternal.
  • Take our word for it: Columbus crafts a serious salami. Each of these drool-worthy salami chubs has been slow-aged to meaty perfection.
  • Featuring flavors like Venison Root Beer Habanero and Buffalo Whiskey Maple, these exotic jerky sticks are guaranteed to bring out his wild side!

Customer Reviews

    Bri
    Feb 18th 2021
    Amazing!!

    I love flowers from Bouqs and the box came just like those do- I loved that my husband assumed I got him flowers but he was so so excited when he opened it up to meat. Would most definitely order again!

    Abraham Gillen
    Feb 16th 2021
    Best bouquet EVER

    Got this from my fiance' for Valentines Day. Was the best gift for VD EVER!!!! most tender and flavorful meats I've EVER tasted, well devoured. Lol. If you love someone who appreciates high quality meats, GET THEM THIS!!!!

    Kacey
    Feb 15th 2021
    Wow!

    Honestly, I was a little skeptical when I bought this. I was thinking it probably won't be as great as the picture. Because usually it's smaller, or somehow just not what it was advertised as.. However, the look on my husband's face when he opened this was one of the best ever. We've been so impressed. He was beyond excited about his glass! He's even shared each one of the jerkies with me, and they have been so delicious. Definitely worth it. Definitely doing something similar again next year. Side Note; It would be awesome if we could pick the flavors of jerkies.

    Patricia Ryan
    Feb 14th 2021
    Worth every penny!

    Got this for my fiancé for his Valentine’s Day present and it was a hit! The glass with his name is on it is perfect and the presentation was awesome! Would highly recommend!!

    Patricia S Oliver
    Feb 12th 2021
    It's a hit

    Got this for my husband Here is his response
    "A funny thing happened today while awaiting a couple dozen roses that were supposed to arrive for Patty this morning. Around 2:00 PM, FedEx dropped off a box that appeared to be the appropriate size for the roses I’d ordered (albeit late in that they were to have been delivered by 12:00 PM). Delighted to have finally received this box from FedEx, I set it on the dining room table in anticipation of Patty’s arrival home from work.
    I hear her come through the door around 2:30 PM while still at work in my office. I hear her ask, “Did you see the package that arrived for you?” to which I replied, “I believe that’s for you.” I received a counter reply, “No, this package is for you.”
    I must confess that while I do like flowers in a landscaping context, this is one “bouquet” that I particularly appreciate (which included a glass-etched personalized “Dr. Mike” beer stein). I’ll add for the record (having sampled one of the specimens in this unique carnivorous bouquet) that smoked bear with a maple bourbon glaze is exceptional! (who’d have “thunk” that bear meat was that tender?).
    Meanwhile, I’m still waiting on those roses to arrive "

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