Whiskey Appreciation Crate

$149.99
84 reviews
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In The Box

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Distinguished Gear

  • Personalized Whiskey Decanter (hand-made, may contain minor imperfections)
  • 2 Personalized, Heavy Bottom Rocks Glasses, 9 oz
  • 2 Tovolo Ice Sphere Molds
  • 2 Slate Coasters
  • 33 Drams Whiskey Drinking Journal

Luxury Grub

  • Squirrel Brand Spiced Peppercorn Peanuts
  • Salted Pistachios
  • Sahale Snacks Cranberry Pecans

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

An Executive Appreciation

In 1797, George Washington, the Michael Jordan of being American, declined the free world's greatest honor, the Presidential Three-peat, in order to build a whiskey distillery in his basement. The Revolutionary War MVP and celebrity endorser of the one dollar bill knew that no amount of prestige or accomplishments could rival the warm satisfaction of a good glass of whiskey.

In days past, a man's fondness for whiskey was admirably brandished in full home bars, but in modern times, whiskey is hidden out of sight in cabinets and desk drawers like shameful secrets. The Whiskey Appreciation Crate is here to restore honor to the once great bond between a man and his drink.

Oh, yes we de-can!

Etching your initials into a glass decanter is a public declaration of your intense whiskey affections. It's like donning a trenchcoat and holding a boombox overhead blasting Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" outside of whiskey's house or barging past security and frantically sprinting through an airport to desperately appeal at the last second for whiskey to not get on that plane.

And while the monogrammed decanter looks super slick when flanked by the matching pair of personalized rocks tumblers, whiskey should be primarily valued for taste, not just presentation. The decanter properly aerates and settles your whiskey so you can settle down with a glass of good company anytime.

Good Company

Rounding out the Whiskey Appreciation Crate is the ultimate whiskey connoisseur collection: A pair of Tevolo Ice Molds and slate coasters, a portable whiskey tasting journal, and the most important whiskey accessory, premium snacks.

Box up your past-prime sports trophies and find a stud to hang your awkward family portraits, because the Personalized Whiskey Decanter is reclaiming whiskey's proper place atop your mantel.

Customer Reviews

    Courtney
    Jan 11th 2018
    Best. Gift. EVER.

    I have wanted to give my husband this gift for years, and when he finally voiced his dream of owning his own decanter and some glasses, I jumped on it. Honestly, I don't know how I'll ever be able to top this gift, because watching him receive this crate, realizing he has to open it with a crow bar, and then discover what was inside, was the most surprised I have ever seen him. The decanter is now on display in our bar nook in the dining room, and he's bragged about it to all his family and friends who come over. Man crates far exceeded my expectations on this one! They even allowed me to change the shipping address, and were so witty about it, when I told them I wanted to ship it to my office, so my husband wouldn't even see the box before Christmas. You CANNOT go wrong with a man crate for your man :)

    Brent M.
    Jan 7th 2018
    Whiskey heaven

    For the first time in a long time my wife was able to surprise me with a Christmas gift not only a great surprise but a great gift I absolutely love it and her

    Alicia
    Dec 17th 2017
    Solid (if he doesn’t hate his initials on stuff)

    I got this crate for my man! He loves whiskey and I had sneakily scoped out his liquor cabinet to confirm that he didn’t already have a decanter and glasses. This seemed like the perfect gift for him. Fast forward a bit, post-order-place, pre-gift-arrival: I’m at his place, waiting for him to get ready for an event we’re going to. He tells me to pick what cufflinks I want him to wear. I noticed some with his initials in it! He then tells me, “I’ve never liked when people have initials on their clothing.” My heart stops. This is hilarious and ironic, but also THE WORST! “Oh, but just specifically on clothes??” I ask. He thinks about it before saying, “Nah, on anything. Seems cheap.” Siiiiiick! What was now the world’s greatest gift, is now the worst. Today, he opened the crate. He HAS been wanting a decanter, but I definitely don’t think he’s crazy about it. He did however find the situation absolutely hilarious. Ultimately, the quality and everything is great. He loved the snacks. It truly was a joy watching him struggle to pry open the crate. He is stoked to have a mini crow bar. The only element of the gift I thought was unnecessary and “eh,” was the whiskey journal (hence the one star off). Everything else is cool. He got me a PS4 and a cup that keeps your drink warm, so ultimately, I think he won the gift giving game... but worth the purchase if your man likes his initials on stuff!

    Jacquie
    Dec 15th 2017
    Fantastic gift!

    I purchased this for my husband for Christmas. He said it was a lot of fun opening it and it didn’t take him long. It was more amazing in person and he loved that it was personalized. I will definitely get another one in the near future!

    Mandy
    Dec 14th 2017
    Would Buy

    I have been looking into this gift for my husband. There should be a choice of what "snack" comes in the box. I will not purchase this because my husband is allergic to peanuts.

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