Secret Stash Personalized Flask

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  • Personalized Flask
  • Secret Stash Book
  • Your Choice of a Custom Dust Jacket

How It Ships

Secret Stash
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!

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A Brilliant Ruse

Sometime books make great gifts, like the driving manual for a Jaguar F-Type with accompanying vehicle. But most of the time, books gifts are boring and should be avoided.

If it's a book you're certain he wants, then maybe. But if it's a book you just think he'll like, there are cheaper ways to prop up a table. It's a celebration, not a summer reading list.

We've concocted a brilliant ruse that plays on humanity's widespread discomfort with the extremely longform written word. The Secret Stash Personalized Flask takes him from dustjacket disappointment to actual lived adventures with the simple turn of a page.

An Intoxicating Story

We've been told to judge a book not by its cover, but by the contents of its pages. Well, these pages conceal a personalized drinking vessel, so it's basically an instant literary classic. Housed within the pages itself is a sleek 6 oz. stainless steel flask.

And we've penned our own literary masterpiece by lasering onto the matte black finish. The only thing about this gift he'll have to read is his name.

Best of all, the book can be re-used as a "security-by-obscurity" safety-deposit book.

Too Good To Be True

To up the outrage factor before the big reveal, we've created some phoney dust jackets that will raise far more questions than answers. Choose which of these three terrible books he'll have to awkwardly pretend to enjoy receiving:

  • Vampire Desires, a gripping romance-fantasy adventure of immortal love, loss, and lust;
  • Have You Seen My Keys, the latest installment of the unacclaimed and unrequested Sherluck Holmes mystery series
  • How to Hide Your Stuff, a simpleton's conspiracy theory/self-help book from the paranoid mind of one Jedd Dangus

And if he has concerns about displaying any of these on his bookshelf, we've printed Plan B directly onto the spine of the book. He can remove the dust jacket and hide in plain sight the inconspicuous book, Biting Your Neighbor's Horse: and other confusing euphemisms.

The Secret Stash Personalized Flask is an unforgettable gift of surprise and safekeeping.

Customer Reviews

    Courtney Rowe
    Dec 12th 2017
    He LOVED it

    When I gave it to my boyfriend, he was excited about the packaging. Then he opened it and saw "How to hide your stuff" and his face went puzzled and like wow honey.......this is......great. Giggling to myself, I told him to open it and when he did, his face lit up and he freaked out! Best gift EVER.

    Kathryn Olson
    Nov 23rd 2017

    The quality of the flask, and the book jacket are great. But they just took a book, cut out a rectangle, and fit the flask into a cheap piece of cardboard. The flask falls all over the place when you stand the book up. Not worth $40 for sure, save your money and buy a good quality flask then make the book yourself.

    Feb 19th 2017

    This is the perfect gift and putting it in a book... even better. My wondered why I gave him a book until he opened it. This is truly a perfect gift for anyone?

    Dec 24th 2016

    This is a perfect gift. Putting in a book is such a nice touch. GREAT GREAT Quality from the the flask itself and the engraving to the book it comes in. I bought two for my co-workers and they loved it!

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