The Best Gifts for Men in the World

We stuff our crates with snacks, gadgets, gear and video games. Then we seal them up tight and ship them with a crowbar. Have you ever opened a present with a crowbar? It's pretty awesome. So awesome that all our crates come with a high-five guarantee.

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These slate coasters will keep your tabletop whiskey neat and put the "man" back in gentleman.
Personalized Whiskey Crate
$99.99
Forged in the unbearable heat of the bhut jolokia pepper farm, this jerkygram has been deemed "cruel and unusual" by a handful of countries.
Insanely Spicy Jerkygram
$24.99
Your personalized message is cut into the surface of your heat-tempered glassware using the powers of science and lasers, ensuring it will be crisp and beautiful until your pint glass erodes back into sand millions of beers from now.
Personalized Barware
$99.99
NFL Barware Crate
NFL Barware Crate
$89.99
Here's a knowledge bomb- the jerky by the register at your gas station is peasant-fare. If you think you don't like jerky, you've just never had the real thing.
Premium Jerky Ammo Can
$49.99
Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep.
Retro Gamer Crate
$89.99
Wait.  I'm afraid what you heard was "Send me a lot of meat."  What I said was "Send me all the meat that you have."
Slaughterhouse Crate
$74.99
A full 300 chip poker set and two custom decks, all comfortably nestled in an authentic .30 M19A1 ammo case.
Ammo Can Poker Set
$109.99
It's the UN Convention of tasty animal parts.
Exotic Meats Jerkygram
$39.99
The Exotic Meats Man Crate will earn you the right to be called a man on three different continents.
Exotic Meats Crate
$89.99
"Love" can be a hard word for men to say, unless the next word is "Bacon".
The Bacon Crate
$59.99
The Hickory Grilling Man Crate  - packed with good stuff for the true grilling aficionado.
Hickory Grilling Crate
$64.99
It's a three-hit combo- a brass knuckle meat tenderizer to soften up the meat, the hickory smoker box for extra deep flavor penetration, and pro-style thermometers to pull the steaks off at exactly the right moment.
Grill Master Crate
$109.99
Legends of Baseball Crate
Legends of Baseball Crate
$89.99
These pint glasses are the most spirited way to drink your fermented nectar of choice short of dog-lapping it straight from the cupped paws of your school's mascot.
College Barware Crate
$89.99
You may have played the game as a boy, but now you can cheer like a man with the MLB Barware Crate!
MLB Barware Crate
$89.99
Now that the Sriracha Crate exists, if you're still complaining about the taste of food,  the taste may not be the problem.
The Sriracha Crate
$59.99
Smart money says this crate is going to put a welcome-to-the-NFL, Ray Lewis hit on your tongue.
Hot and Spicy Crate
$69.99
It's been called the Sultan of Spice, the Sire of Fire, and the Emperor of Indigestion, but you'll probably just call it a bunch of nasty swear words.
Premium Hot & Spicy Crate
$89.99
Feel the heat of habaneros, jalapenos and other tongue-searing, perspiration-inducing flavor bullets.  Like a molten lava party in your mouth.
Spicy Jerkygram
$24.99
Bacon Jerkygrams deliver delicious flavor combinations too daring, too incitive for the breakfast frying pan.
Bacon Jerkygram
$24.99
Jerkygram jerkies are tried and true, God-honest, awe-inspiring jerkies that will leave you shocked at how quickly you polished off the entire box.
Teriyaki Jerkygram
$24.99
Outdoor Survival Crate
Outdoor Survival Crate
$109.99
Dig a lean-to, tend the coals, or leave no trace - a collapsible shovel is indispensable in the wild.
Outdoor Survival Ammo Can
$74.99
We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.
The Golfer's Crate
$89.99
Take back the upper hand with this stash of supplies. Equipped with a Gerber® machete and axe/knife combo.
Zombie Suppression Crate
$139.99
Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.
Zombie Survival Crate
$99.99
More than just tools of the trade, this cache has every essential close combat weapon to ensure annihilation.
Zombie Annihilation Crate
$179.99
We’ve partnered with the veterans at LockNLoad Java- battle hardended guys that wage full scale war on sluggish Monday mornings, post-lunch food comas, and every other droopy-eyed productivity gap that threatens the success of your mission.
Coffee Ammo Can
$49.99
Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.
New Dad Tactical Bag
$99.99
The most stylish gear you'll ever keep in your bathroom.
The Clean Shave Crate
$139.99
Sweet snacks, savory snacks, candies, cookies, popcorn, nuts, potato chips- everything a man needs to stock his Man Cave.
The Snack Pack
$49.99
Arm yourself with Robert's revised 1922 guide Cocktails: How to Mix Them. Choose a standalone spirit worthy to drink on it's own, a classic recipe, and take a smug seat at the intersection of freedom* and good taste.
The Whiskey Cocktail
$89.99
The High Roller
The High Roller
$89.99
Pro-tip: Display a Rubik's cube on your desk and people assume you can solve it. One man's frustrating waste of time is another man's brilliant career move.
Old School Crate
$74.99