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Crates for All Kinds of Guys

We stuff our crates with snacks, gadgets, gear and video games.  Then we seal them up tight and ship them with a crowbar. Have you ever opened a present with a crowbar? It’s pretty awesome. So awesome that all our crates come with a high-five guarantee.  

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Carnivore
Survivalist
Beer Lover
Snack Enthusiast
Gamer
Athlete
Your personalized message is cut into the surface of your heat-tempered glassware using the powers of science and lasers, ensuring it will be crisp and beautiful until your pint glass erodes back into sand millions of beers from now.

Personalized Barware

$99.99
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Wait.  I'm afraid what you heard was "Send me a lot of meat."  What I said was "Send me all the meat that you have."

Slaughterhouse Crate

$74.99
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"Love" can be a hard word for men to say, unless the next word is "Bacon".

The Bacon Crate

$59.99
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NFL Barware Crate

NFL Barware Crate

$89.99
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It's a three-hit combo- a brass knuckle meat tenderizer to soften up the meat, the hickory smoker box for extra deep flavor penetration, and pro-style thermometers to pull the steaks off at exactly the right moment.

Grill Master Crate

$109.99
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Here's a knowledge bomb- the jerky by the register at your gas station is peasant-fare. If you think you don't like jerky, you've just never had the real thing.

Premium Jerky Ammo Can

$49.99
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Outdoor Survival Crate

Outdoor Survival Crate

$109.99
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Dig a lean-to, tend the coals, or leave no trace - a collapsible shovel is indispensable in the wild.

Outdoor Survival Ammo Can

$74.99
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Legends of Baseball Crate

Legends of Baseball Crate

$89.99
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We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.

The Golfer's Crate

$89.99
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The Hickory Grilling Man Crate  - packed with good stuff for the true grilling aficionado.

Hickory Grilling Crate

$64.99
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A full 300 chip poker set and two custom decks, all comfortably nestled in an authentic .30 M19A1 ammo case.

Ammo Can Poker Set

$79.99
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Stately.  Regal.  Boss.  These are a few of the words he'll hear when he breaks out these custom-made, personalized old school whiskey glasses.  Best enjoyed in a deep cushioned leather armchair surrounded by rich mahogany.

Whiskey Lover's Crate

$94.99
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Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.

Zombie Survival Crate

$99.99
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Take back the upper hand with this stash of supplies. Equipped with a Gerber® machete and axe/knife combo.

Zombie Suppression Crate

$139.99
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More than just tools of the trade, this cache has every essential close combat weapon to ensure annihilation.

Zombie Annihilation Crate

$179.99
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Feel the heat of habaneros, jalapenos and other tongue-searing, perspiration-inducing flavor bullets.  Like a molten lava party in your mouth.

Spicy Jerkygram

$24.99
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Jerkygram jerkies are tried and true, God-honest, awe-inspiring jerkies that will leave you shocked at how quickly you polished off the entire box.

Teriyaki Jerkygram

$24.99
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Bacon Jerkygrams deliver delicious flavor combinations too daring, too incitive for the breakfast frying pan.

Bacon Jerkygram

$24.99
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Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.

New Dad Tactical Bag

$99.99
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Gone Fishin' Crate

Gone Fishin' Crate

$74.99
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This 9"x9"x9" crate comes completely packed with fuel for the hungry man.  Sweet snacks, savory snacks, candies, cookies, popcorn, nuts, potato chips- everything a man needs to stock his Man Cave.

The Snack Pack

$49.99
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Warning: this crate may obliterate entire nights of sleep. 2 classic Nintendo games waiting to be beaten and plenty of old-school fuel give you the sugar rush needed to hang tough.

Retro Gamer Crate

$89.99
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The complete three-step shave kit from Imperial Shave

The Basic Shave Crate

$99.99
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We’ve partnered with the veterans at LockNLoad Java- battle hardended guys that wage full scale war on sluggish Monday mornings, post-lunch food comas, and every other droopy-eyed productivity gap that threatens the success of your mission.

Coffee Ammo Can

$49.99
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Pro-tip: Display a Rubik's cube on your desk and people assume you can solve it. One man's frustrating waste of time is another man's brilliant career move.

Old School Crate

$74.99
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The High Roller

The High Roller

$89.99
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Exotic Meats Jerkygram

Exotic Meats Jerkygram

$39.99
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The Clean Shave Crate

The Clean Shave Crate

$139.99
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Arm yourself with Robert's revised 1922 guide Cocktails: How to Mix Them. Choose a standalone spirit worthy to drink on it's own, a classic recipe, and take a smug seat at the intersection of freedom* and good taste.

The Whiskey Cocktail

$89.99
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