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Crates for All Kinds of Guys

We stuff our crates with snacks, gadgets, gear and video games.  Then we seal them up tight and ship them with a crowbar. Have you ever opened a present with a crowbar? It’s pretty awesome. So awesome that all our crates come with a high-five guarantee.  

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Carnivore
Survivalist
Beer Lover
Snack Enthusiast
Gamer
Athlete
You might want to consider donning gloves before plunging your hand into this bag of lava coated chips.

Hot and Spicy Crate

$49.99
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Here's a knowledge bomb- the jerky by the register at your gas station is peasant-fare. If you think you don't like jerky, you've just never had the real thing.

Premium Jerky Ammo Can

$49.99
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Everything you need to look sharp from the neck, up. Did someone say WebEx?

The Clean Shave Crate

$129.99
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Be the guy that hits the ground running every morning and handles your freakin' business.

Coffee Ammo Can

$49.99
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It's a three-hit combo- a brass knuckle meat tenderizer to soften up the meat, the hickory smoker box for extra deep flavor penetration, and pro-style thermometers to pull the steaks off at exactly the right moment.

Grill Master Crate

$109.99
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Your personalized message is cut into the surface of your heat-tempered glassware using the powers of science and lasers, ensuring it will be crisp and beautiful until your pint glass erodes back into sand millions of beers from now.

Personalized Barware

$89.99
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Wait. I'm afraid what you heard was "Send me a lot of meat." What I said was "Send me all the meat that you have."

Slaughterhouse Crate

$74.99
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Now your steaks will come out tasting like victory.

Hickory Grilling Crate

$64.99
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Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.

New Dad Tactical Bag

$99.99
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Performance Sports Crate

Performance Sports Crate

$74.99
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Pro-tip: Display a Rubik's cube on your desk and people assume you can solve it. One man's frustrating waste of time is another man's brilliant career move.

Old School Crate

$74.99
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Outdoor Survival Crate

Outdoor Survival Crate

$79.99
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Retro Gamer Crate

Retro Gamer Crate

$79.99
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Bacon, bacon and more bacon. Get your tastebuds ready, 'cause here comes the meat candy!

The Bacon Crate

$49.99
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2 sets of Da Vinci Italian import plastic playing cards. Made from scratch resistant, washable cellulose acetate used by casinos, designed to last 100 times longer than cheap paper cards. Comes with two designer decks in different colors, includes carrying case, and 2 plastic deck cutters.

The High Roller

$119.99
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Stately. Regal. Boss. These are a few of the words he'll hear when he breaks out these custom-made, personalized old school whiskey glasses. Best enjoyed in a deep cushioned leather armchair surrounded by rich mahogany.

Whiskey Lover's Crate

$94.99
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More than just tools of the trade, this cache has every essential close combat weapon to ensure annihilation.

Zombie Annihilation Crate

$179.99
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Take back the upper hand with this stash of supplies. Equipped with a Gerber® machete and axe/knife combo.

Zombie Suppression Crate

$139.99
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Grant me instruction, guidance and sustenance. Give me light and giant machete. May I live another day.

Zombie Survival Crate

$99.99
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Gone Fishin' Crate

Gone Fishin' Crate

$74.99
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Feel the heat of habaneros, jalapenos and other tongue-searing, perspiration-inducing flavor bullets. Like a molten lava party in your mouth.

Spicy Jerkygram

$24.99
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Jerkygram jerkies are tried and true, God-honest, awe-inspiring jerkies that will leave you shocked at how quickly you polished off the entire box.

Sweet Jerkygram

$24.99
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This 9"x9"x9" crate comes completely packed with fuel for the hungry man. Sweet snacks, savory snacks, candies, cookies, popcorn, nuts, potato chips- everything a man needs to stock his Man Cave.

Man Crate Snack Pack

$49.99
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Sample the savory dark meat of an endangered white rhino.

Exotic Jerkies Man Crate

$124.99
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The Adam Carolla Crate

The Adam Carolla Crate

$99.99
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While it may be too late for you to make the varsity softball team, this crate can teach you the art of the classic wet shave.

The Basic Shave Crate

$99.99
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We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.

The Golfer's Crate

$89.99
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We worry so much about attracting potential partners with our clothes, our minty fresh breath, and our hair- why go through all that trouble just to send them screaming with the startling revelation of our fully-forrested manscapes?

The Manscaping Crate

$64.99
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Personally Signed Carolla Crate

Personally Signed Carolla Crate

$149.99
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The SkullCandy SLYR headset works with XBOX, Playstation, PC and mobile gaming systems. FPS Freek extensions use math and science to change the distance:angle ratio of your XBOX / Playstation analog control sticks to enhance your accuracy.

Pro Gamer Crate

$119.99
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There is no order too crazy and no idea too outlandish for us to consider.
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