Some have called love a many splendored thing, others a battlefield. We call it confusing.
It’s not that we don’t get Valentine’s Day; dedicating a full day to swoon-inducing romance makes total sense. It’s just, we don’t get anything exciting on Valentine’s Day. Truth be told, a tub of bubbles and a pocketful of fancy chocolates doesn’t really kickstart the ol’ emotion-maker.
But the tides of tender affection are turning, and the male heart can now be cut loose from where it’s been hanging high and dry all these years. The romanced man has a new champion in the Man Crates Jerky Heart.
The Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor.
Spring the perfect romantic rouse with a sappy, heart-shaped box suggesting the tiresome chocolates of every year. But upon opening, his humdrum expectations and coarse, emotional exterior will be melted away by a passionate gesture of jerky.
There’s no sentiment words can convey that jerky can’t, but we’ll still print your blush-worthy message of tender affection inside the box--right next to ten knee-weakening flavors of tender beef strips like Sesame Ginger, Ghost Pepper, or Root Beer Habanero.
Put the “man” back in romance this Valentine’s Day with a heart-sweller that charms him in his most fluent language: savory, seasoned beef jerky!
In a super sappy, classic heart-shaped subterfuge of passion and flavor.
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02/21/2017 Shae Jerky Heart 5
I order this in January for my partners Valentine. It arrived on Valentine's day, and I am sure he loved it. He even wrote online " a good woman knows a man doesn't need candy, he needs meat"... He definitely liked the idea. I can't wait for him to see the Bday gift I got him from this site.
02/15/2017 Liz Jerky Heart 5
I gave this to my husband for Valentine's Day last night and he LOVED it! He thought it was a really cool and unique gift. He says the jerky is amazing and super tender. I think he even said it's the best jerky he's ever had. I hope I can find more of it somewhere!
Yes, the packets are kind of small, but they are just the perfect size for a good taste of each flavor. Husband thought they were just the right size.
Highly recommend, even with the higher shipping costs. It was totally worth it and I'm so glad I took the chance on it!
02/14/2017 Bert V Massey Jerky Heart 5
I just got a Jerky Heart from my wife for Valentine's Day. It's awesome and I have to keep myself from eating it.
More importantly where the hell did that picture come from inside the heart and where can I get a print of it? It's F*cking outstanding
02/14/2017 Angela Thomas Jerky Heart 5
This is the cutest "man" idea. I love it, this company is great! Totally willing to work with you and fix any problems you may have, even if the problem is your fault. Thumbs way way up. Thanks Man Crates.
02/13/2017 Caitlin Jerky Heart 1
I ordered my husband the Jerky Heart for Valentine's Day. I put in the order on February 2nd. On the evening of February 13th, I received a standard written email saying they ran out of stock. I put my order in 11 days beforehand and they told me the DAY BEFORE that they couldn't fill it. They offered a 20% discount but there was no option to have something delivered on Valentine's. Now I have to scramble to try and find something for tomorrow. Man Crates, I am so disappointed.
02/10/2017 Louellen Benton Jerky Heart 5
Kind of feels like a "Bait and Switch" to be featured on The Today Show and then when I immediately go to the website to order the Valentine's box of jerky, it's is labeled "Out of Stock". Disappointed.
01/31/2017 Amy Jerky Heart 5
I sent the Slaughterhouse crate to my son who is a Marine in Guam for Christmas. It's now almost February and he is still talking about how fresh and tasty the jerky was. Definitely made his day. It's hard to send food items to Guam and be fresh, but he raved about how fresh it was. Thank you again for supporting our troops and loved the military discount! I will be ordering again as he is over there for one more year.
01/30/2017 Stephenie Stites Jerky Heart 5
I love ordering for my husband and sons/sons in laws. They have always been surprised, they love the suspense cause no ones crate or gift is the same as someone elses.
01/23/2017 Dav Jerky Heart 5
I think everyone's going to enjoy this gift
10/8/2016 Happy Mom Jerky Heart 5
My son just received this for his 15th birthday. He says it's the best jerky EVER! I'm curious to see how he and his friends like the jerky pinata - what a great idea!!
08/3/2016 Thirann Dom Jerky Heart 5
The beef packages are tiny, and they are supposed, just like those little chocolate samplers. This makes a perfect Anniversary and Valentine Day gift. The company does a EPIC job shipping all of my purchases with care!
05/31/2016 Dan Jerky Heart 5
Awesome quality, flavors and package.
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