It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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01/5/2015 Ash Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My husband absolutely loved his Zombie Annihilation Crate!! He is so excited to use all the tools. Definitely will be purchasing from this site again.
01/5/2015 PATTI MARKHAM Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Everything about this item was awesome. The weapons are quality stuff and will last forever. It was so entertaining to watch the "opening" of the crate... a must have for your zombie hunters.
12/31/2014 Carrie Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My boyfriend LOVES this gift! It was a Christmas present and now ALL his friends want it to! I got major girlfriend points now because he said I got him a gift that is truly about him and not something that seemed "romantic" lol :p
12/30/2014 Joanna Kragt Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Here is the comment my son emailed to me--nothing I can add to it except Thanks for adding to my coolness:
Momma!!!........ this is the BESTTTTT!!! SO cool so cool so cool!!! I just opened it and it was not easy...... so much fun...... you are the COOLEST MOM EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Zombies BEWARE!!!!!!!!
12/27/2014 Jerry Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I wanted to get my 19 year old son something very manly this Christmas. I happened upon your website and was immediately 'sold' on your very manly items! I purchased the Zombie Annihilation crate and it was perfect. He spent 20 minutes opening the crate and then we all enjoyed looking at each item. My son loves it! Perfect! Home run!
12/27/2014 Jeri Gray Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Got this for my son for a Christmas gift & he thought it was the best ever. Can't believe I found you guys!
12/22/2014 Evelyn Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I got the Zombie Annihilation crate for my husband for christmas. This crate hit it out of the park. When he saw Gerber knives gleaming up from that box, he was ecstatic, and is currently planning our anti-zombie plan of home defense. When we make it through the Zombie apocalypse, it will be thanks to mancrates.com. Thanks guys! If you're in our neck of the woods when it goes down, we'll share our spam with you!
12/22/2014 Jamie Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
One word...machete. But seriously, this crate is amazing, awesome and any other words you can think of for describing pure unadulterated man love boxed up into one manly crate and doused with a heaping helping of testosterone. Perfect gift, top notch service. Thanks for being my new go to guys!
12/17/2014 Courtney Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I just ordered this Monday, and it arrived today so amazing shipping speed! It's for Christmas so won't be opened till next week but I am so excited to give it to my hubby! I hope he's as excited as I am. Amazing customer service here too, Thanks! Will update with what he thinks next week!
12/15/2014 Desiree Acree Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I ordered this for my husband for just a cool no reason gift. When he opened it, they had sent a zombie suppression crate by accident. Oops. I sent an e-mail to them right then, at about 9 PM, expecting a reply the next day. I had a return e-mail within 10 minutes from James and he'd already put in the order to send the annihilation crate at "ludicrous speed" at no further charge for me. Wonderful, amazing customer service! I was really impressed.
Now, on to the crate. He loves everything about this crate. He got super excited when he unwrapped the first crate and found out it was a Man Crate. He's gotten several and has loved every one of them. He was so excited about all the new "toys" in the crate! Then, when I told him things were missing, he got even more excited when he found out he was getting another crate with even more "toys", his word, not mine. I now know how he acted at Christmas as a child, I've seen how he acted over this crate. LOL. Just perfect, I couldn't have asked for a better gift, or better customer service. Thanks for making Man Crates, awesome idea and wonderful gifts. And thank you so much James, you're the best, and you saved the day! You should be promoted to superhero. :D
12/14/2014 Cora Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My husband is ex-Special Forces and really loved this! The knives are his new toys. Thanks for putting together a great gift and for providing a good memory!
12/12/2014 Courtney Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My boyfriend got his duck taped gift wrapped man crate today! He absolutely loved it! Everything is exactly what you expect! His family was around watching him open it and were super impressed by it!! I don't know how I'll ever out do this gift! Thank you!!
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