Take the Offensive
It’s 28 days later and we’re organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive—the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It’s all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We’ve got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I’ve never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
A can of Spam will be substituted until a solution to this crisis is reached.
Keep evil at bay:
- Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
- 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
- NOT A TOY
- Gerber® Gator Combo Axe and Knife
- Gerber® Gorge Folding Shovel
- Combination Paracord Knife with Built-in Firestarter
Essentials for the fight:
- Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
- Zombie LED Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.
In a sealed wooden machete case with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.
Turned 30 year olds into children!
Posted by Amber on 04/14/2014 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
I bought this as a surprise gift for my husband's 30th. He and his friends loved that it was duct taped shut and much fun was had watching him fight it open. Once he realized it was a man crate he was thrilled, once he saw it was the annihilator pack he actually jumped up and down! The party was a surprise and the crate just sealed it. It was a blast watching 10 grown men fight to see who would get to pretend to fight off the pretend zombies (trees). For the price you get amazing gear and its a ton of fun! It was simple to order, they kept me up to date on its shipping and arrival, I got exactly what I ordered, and it made my husband's party! I can't wait for the end of the year to do the same for my brother :)
17 year old's dream come true!
Posted by Shiela Futch on 02/21/2014 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
So my mom bought this for my dad for his birthday and raved about it so I decided to buy it for my seventeen year old son. He absolutely loved it!!! I am officially the universe's best mom ever according to my son. Thanks guys for making two of the most important guys in my life birthday's awesome!!! YOU ROCK!!!!
Best Wife Ever - Coolest Valentines Gift I have ever recieved
Posted by Tom Scales on 02/14/2014 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
27 Years old. Just left the British Army after 7 years. Just got married in December as well as moving to MI to be with my lovely wife.... then this happens!!! WELL DONE MAN CRATES WELL DONE!!! I cannot express enough the childish joy I felt prizing open my Man Crate, (which by the way is a seriously cool idea for packing), and finding a Zombie Apocalypse Survival kit!!! That amazing girl was already pretty high in my estimations of best human being in the world but this just tops it! So Glad I married her, So Glad I can now offer her the protection she deserves when the hordes descend! ONE HAPPY GUY RIGHT HERE!!
I AM THE COOLEST WIFE EVER!!!
Posted by SHANNON BRYANT on 02/13/2014 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
I sent this Man Crate to my husbands work. He does contract work for the military and is surrounded by "men." ( None of them ha d ever opened a real crate before. I wanted him to have an audience to his AWESOME gift. He had a crowd of about 10 guys around him when he finally pried the crate open. They were in awwww of how manly this gift was. He told them that his wife sent it and that not only was I the coolest wife ever, but I could really cook too. That sent them over the edge and back to their desks. Hope this helped your Jacksonville Florida market, because they were all going to your website... Thanks for making me " THE COOLEST WIFE EVER!!!"
Posted by Unknown on 12/25/2013 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
This was a Christmas present for my son and we all sat watching and laughing as he struggled to open the crate. I pulled up the opening instructions page from your website and we all laughed even harder! He loved the gift and we all loved the entertainment.
Posted by Ian Crook on 09/11/2013 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
My wife and I purchased the Zombie Annihilation Crate as a wedding gift for some friends that are huge fans of The Walking Dead. The crate was a huge hit and they love it. We unfortunately weren't around to watch them struggle with the duct tape wrapping but are looking forward to seeing the video.
Posted by Katie on 07/20/2013 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
I got this for my boyfriend, who loves zombies and all things sharp. I loved the look on his face when he faced the duct tape wrap, and the one when he opened the crate was even better! The blades are great, Keep up the good work
Posted by Milica on 07/4/2013 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 5 stars)
WORDS CANT DESCRIBE IT
Posted by MacIsaac Zombie Defence on 06/25/2013 ( Zombie Annihilation Crate 4 stars)
While not a complete kit, for the price you can not go wrong! The knives may not be used for combat as they are too small but not everything has to take out a zombie. This kit is excellent for those on the go and who have to travel light. I just wish there was some rope and a bigger first aid kit, other than that, this kit has what you need to start your own bug out kit!