Take the Offensive
It’s 28 days later and we’re organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive—the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
Extermination Gear
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about (re-)kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It’s all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Rebuilding
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We’ve got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of Twinkies and canned soup, I’ve never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
We have shipped our last Twinkies.
A can of Spam will be substituted until a solution to this crisis is reached.
Weapons
Keep evil at bay:
- Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
- 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
- Gator-Grip
- NOT A TOY
- Gerber® Gator Combo Axe and Knife
- Gerber® Profile Fixed Blade Knife
- Gerber® Gorge Folding Shovel
Gear
Essentials for the fight:
- Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
- Zombie LED Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.
Delivered
In a sealed wooden machete case with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.
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