It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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01/13/2016 Lydia Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I got this crate for my boyfriend for his 33rd birthday. Wanted to get him something different and this was definitely out of the ordinary. The crate alone was so awesome! With the duct tape plus the crate it took him about 15 minutes to open which was entertaining for me and all of his friends LOL. The quality of all the tools were more then expected. Super fast shipping and they have awesome customer service, each of the emails they sent were super personalized not just cut/copy style. Overall I am thoroughly impressed. Will definitly be ordering from man crates again in the future!
01/4/2016 big jim Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I got this for Christmas and I love it. Just one thing, with a name brand machete and hachet why would you put so cheep a knife as this.
01/2/2016 Pamela Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I purchased this crate for Christmas gift for my husband. After 23 years, trying to find a unique gift that my husband would be surprised by was getting very hard. I heard about Man Crates on the radio and looked them up. As a TWD fan, I knew this was the crate for him. He loved it and had the entire family crowded around him on Christmas Eve as he opened it. The products inside were quality products and my husband was genuinely pleased and surprised. He thought the Spam was a nice touch!
12/29/2015 Kelly Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
This is the BEST gift I have ever given - I gave two actually! The guys went nuts - and promised retaliation for the joy (ummm sheer frustration) of just getting them open. I, on the other hand, was lmao - and unbeknownst to them, looking forward to their promised threats of retaliation!
From delivery (very fast) to customer service (perfect and appreciated) to the crates and contents themselves (quality and functional tools) this was hands down the greatest experience I had in this rush-hurry-stress-cuss a little-and throw-my-hands-up season. What an incredibly stupendous innovation and absolutely fun gift! The spam (hilarious touch) was a most needed protein pick-me-up for those 'manly men' (aka exhausted men) after all of the hard work just getting into the crates (or a life-saver in the event of the apocalypse lol). Sprinkles (they're for winners you know) and plenty of high-fives for AWESOMENESS! You guys nailed it...and glued it...and even offered to duct tape it. It doesn't get much better than that! Happy to recommend to all and come back myself for more of these! Happy New Year - HEY - now that's a great (or crate) idea! Just thought of that myself while typing that sentiment (back pats, back pats)!
12/27/2015 Pam Gross Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My son always buys his own "extras". It makes it very hard to get him a Christmas gift. He loved this, laughed as hard as I have seen him laugh. We videoed his opening for his sister and he is prepared for zombies. What a great idea for a guy gift. I will be using your site again. I have shared mancrates.com with around 30 people already. Way cool continue the good work!
12/26/2015 Ronda Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My 20 year old son is into rough camping and of course we all love the Walking Dead. So when Blaze advertised this, I had to order it. It was a hit among all three men in the house. They all took turns with opening the wooden crate including my 18 year old daughter and had a ball with all the items. Thank you for coming up with this great idea. Will be ordering more in the future for other men who have everything.
12/26/2015 Frances Macy Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I ordered this crate as a 25th birthday gift for my oldest son. Being born at Christmas, your gifts tend to run together and become unremarkable. Well! Being a "Walking Dead" fan as well as a martial arts student, I just knew he was going to like this. And he did! The extra Duct Tape wrap was a hit but no match for his knife; the little pry bar got a laugh because of it's size; BUT, it took him a good five minutes to get it open! He didn't want to ruin the crate. It was as much of a gift as the contents. And did he love the contents! Sharp objects from Mom! What a cool gift! He had already read the book, and I think the Hatchet was the favorite item since he kept talking about it! Thank you, Man Crates, for the perfect gift! And it went well with the Slaughterhouse crate he got for Christmas. Happy all around!
12/25/2015 Beth Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Got this for DH's b-day. It was the "perfect gift" (his words). Big thank you's all around to you guys for allowing me to see a retired Marine turn into a kid again. He is still talking about it to anyone who will listen lol
12/17/2015 Kelly Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
This is a top notch crate from a top notch company. I have never seen such an innovative and outstanding item. This crate stole the show! I'm not easily impressed, but this crate did it and I don't know anybody who wouldn't be wowed by one of them. Well constructed...well conceived...and well geared to anyone on your gift giving list. Add to that a team of great folks who make them! Buy one or two or ten...you will not be disappointed. Actually, you will probably be elevated to the coolest guy/gal at the party!
10/30/2015 Kimberly Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I got this for my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. He is so hard to shop for...the dude gets what he wants when he wants it, and he's really not your typical guy when it comes to gift ideas. I was so excited when I randomly ran across your site and found this! We play COD II (zombie mode), and he watches The Walking Dead, so I figured with this and COD III, I couldn't go wrong. He opened it with his dad (too easily, in my opinion - haha - I did get it duct taped, but it was apparently no issue for those two), and they have been oooing and aahhhing over his new "toys" ever since. He was even excited about the Spam! lol The only thing that would have made this kit better is a box of Twinkies - nod to Zombieland - but even still, he says it's the best gift he's ever gotten, so I'm happy. :)
10/21/2015 Jazmin Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I wanted to get my boyfriend a first year anniversary gift that wasn't too much. This was perfect it lightened things up and hey, you can never be too prepared for a zombie apocalypse. He had a ball opening up the crate too. Shipping was amazing! It literally delivered in less then 16 hours!! I will be buying more from Man Crates.
10/7/2015 Lynette Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
What more can I say then Wow Wow Wow. This was a great gift for my husband. He loved it from from opening the duct tape covered box to each goodie that was in the crate. He is a difficult one to shop for and this was a big hit. Thank you Man Crate!! I will be a repeat customer!
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