It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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12/17/2014 Courtney Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I just ordered this Monday, and it arrived today so amazing shipping speed! It's for Christmas so won't be opened till next week but I am so excited to give it to my hubby! I hope he's as excited as I am. Amazing customer service here too, Thanks! Will update with what he thinks next week!
12/15/2014 Desiree Acree Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I ordered this for my husband for just a cool no reason gift. When he opened it, they had sent a zombie suppression crate by accident. Oops. I sent an e-mail to them right then, at about 9 PM, expecting a reply the next day. I had a return e-mail within 10 minutes from James and he'd already put in the order to send the annihilation crate at "ludicrous speed" at no further charge for me. Wonderful, amazing customer service! I was really impressed.
Now, on to the crate. He loves everything about this crate. He got super excited when he unwrapped the first crate and found out it was a Man Crate. He's gotten several and has loved every one of them. He was so excited about all the new "toys" in the crate! Then, when I told him things were missing, he got even more excited when he found out he was getting another crate with even more "toys", his word, not mine. I now know how he acted at Christmas as a child, I've seen how he acted over this crate. LOL. Just perfect, I couldn't have asked for a better gift, or better customer service. Thanks for making Man Crates, awesome idea and wonderful gifts. And thank you so much James, you're the best, and you saved the day! You should be promoted to superhero. :D
12/14/2014 Cora Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My husband is ex-Special Forces and really loved this! The knives are his new toys. Thanks for putting together a great gift and for providing a good memory!
12/12/2014 Courtney Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My boyfriend got his duck taped gift wrapped man crate today! He absolutely loved it! Everything is exactly what you expect! His family was around watching him open it and were super impressed by it!! I don't know how I'll ever out do this gift! Thank you!!
12/10/2014 CG Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My fiancé won't be opening his crate until Christmas. We have ordered from you before for my brother. I have 100% trust in your product. I know that he will love it. Because he knows what the crate looks like I have wrapped it so he won't catch on to what it is. I have also wrapped the pry bar a million different times to really make him work for it because as soon as he sees that he will know. So excited to video him opening it....I used a lot of tape haha Keep up the good work! You guys are awesome!
12/8/2014 Sheila Kerr Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Sent it to his office so he had an audience, and there was even a small injury. In true fashion he sucked off the blood, rubbed some dirt on it and went back to work, opening the box - just like a Man!!
11/21/2014 Chaz Miller Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I actually started with teaser texts and emails about how my young sons were running from zombies and they thought Uncle Joe needed protection.
Although, Uncle Joe did have to use a "real crowbar". I guess the one that came with the crate would have taken him for ever to open.
11/15/2014 Jenny Johnson Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
We bought this as a gift for our Dad, and he got a kick out of it! It is not just a fun gift, but an experience. I highly recommend it if your dad, husband, friend, etc. is into zombies. I would buy it again. Plus, these guys provide great customer service!!
10/9/2014 Iris Murillo Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I bought this crate for my man about one week ago and he's been wanting to open it ever since, but I had him suffering the whole time cause he's birthday is today 10/9/14 , I felt bad for him but I'm traditional he had to open it on his birthday, he has picked it up a few times trying to figure out what it is so its been torture for him... Haha!!! I love it , he always figures things out but this gift was too much for him he had no clue.... I love it
10/1/2014 Dawn Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
We had it shipped to our sons apt. at school for his 21st Birthday He video taped the whole opening process. He is a strong athletic guy and it took a while to get it opened which made it even more fun to watch. The cocooned duct tapeing is a MUST!!! All of the items are great quality and things he will use. He loved it and his roomates and friends think it is the greatest gift ever! We will definately order from Man Crates again!
:"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-Dawn of the dead (1978)
09/30/2014 Mia Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Of course it was an awesome gift! I needed to send it over night and got my order in at exactly 3pm the day before. The crate arrived, gift wrapped (duct taped) and perfect, at 9am the next day. A full 3 hours early. Fantastic customer service! I'll be ordering a few more of these for Christmas!
09/13/2014 Unknown Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Got this as a gift for my husbands birthday. He had a lot of fun opening the crate. I don't think I have ever seen that big a smile over a gift. Definitely going to remember this site!
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