Zombie Annihilation Crate

More than just tools of the trade, this cache has every essential close combat weapon to ensure annihilation.
  • More than just tools of the trade, this cache has every essential close combat weapon to ensure annihilation.
  • Equipped for close combat and for setting up camp, you'll be the envy of post-zombie apocalypse survivors everywhere.
  • Made of forged steel, the Gerber® Gator Combo Axe features Gerber's signature Gator grip and includes an additional knife in the handle. The ultimate close range weapon. Throw if necessary.
  • For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
  • First aid, survival guide and heavy-duty Gorilla Tape (what can't you do with duct tape).
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Take the Offensive

It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.

Extermination Gear

The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.

Rebuilding

Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
    • 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
    • Gator-Grip
    •  NOT A TOY 
  • Gerber® Gator Combo Axe and Knife
  • Gerber® Gorge Folding Shovel
  • Combination Paracord Knife with Built-in Firestarter

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 03/16/2015 Sherry Davis Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Perfect Gift!

      I bought the Zombie Annihilation Crate for his 31st birthday, and he absolutely loved it! What a perfect gift for someone who has everything! Definitely an unexpected surprise for him!

    2. 03/10/2015 Jessica Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Picky Person

      My husband is hard to shop for and very picky. So when I came across this website I was eager to try! I ordered the Zombie crate, and WOW I was impressed! My husband took forever to open, but it was so worth it!!! I look forward to purchasing from this site again. Thank you!!!

    3. 02/28/2015 Kelsee Zombie Annihilation Crate 4

      Likes it a lot!

      I was excited to find something I figured the hubby would love and would not expect. I loved the idea of the crate, but it was not as difficult for him to get to the goods as I was hoping. Haha! It only took a few minutes of prying to open it up. He did enjoy all the tools/knifes, stating one of the knives was his new favorite. He also liked how sturdy and heavy the tools were. The only thing he didn't like is the Spam! Still trying to get me to eat it.

    4. 02/19/2015 Nathalie Zombie Annihilation Crate 4

      Score!

      Finally - a gift the he could NOT guess what it was. It took him nearly 8 minutes to get the crate open (I timed it!).
      Will try some of your other man crates - thanks!

    5. 02/6/2015 Danielle Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      S***s' N Giggles

      I have searched, and searched for the perfect gift for my boyfriend this Valentines. He is challenging, and always putting himself to the test. This gift is manly enough, and no gift for a guy with lotioned hands. I'm so pleased with this site, and can't wait for him to open this tomorrow. Thank you for all that you do. You guys are epic.

    6. 01/5/2015 Ash Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Husband's Christmas Gift

      My husband absolutely loved his Zombie Annihilation Crate!! He is so excited to use all the tools. Definitely will be purchasing from this site again.

    7. 01/5/2015 PATTI MARKHAM Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      A must have for your future zombie hunter

      Everything about this item was awesome. The weapons are quality stuff and will last forever. It was so entertaining to watch the "opening" of the crate... a must have for your zombie hunters.

    8. 12/31/2014 Carrie Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Envy Inducing

      My boyfriend LOVES this gift! It was a Christmas present and now ALL his friends want it to! I got major girlfriend points now because he said I got him a gift that is truly about him and not something that seemed "romantic" lol :p

    9. 12/30/2014 Joanna Kragt Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Coolest!!

      Here is the comment my son emailed to me--nothing I can add to it except Thanks for adding to my coolness:

      Momma!!!........ this is the BESTTTTT!!! SO cool so cool so cool!!! I just opened it and it was not easy...... so much fun...... you are the COOLEST MOM EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Zombies BEWARE!!!!!!!!

    10. 12/27/2014 Jerry Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Perfect for my son

      I wanted to get my 19 year old son something very manly this Christmas. I happened upon your website and was immediately 'sold' on your very manly items! I purchased the Zombie Annihilation crate and it was perfect. He spent 20 minutes opening the crate and then we all enjoyed looking at each item. My son loves it! Perfect! Home run!

    11. 12/27/2014 Jeri Gray Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      AWESOME!

      Got this for my son for a Christmas gift & he thought it was the best ever. Can't believe I found you guys!

    12. 12/22/2014 Evelyn Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Best gift ever!

      I got the Zombie Annihilation crate for my husband for christmas. This crate hit it out of the park. When he saw Gerber knives gleaming up from that box, he was ecstatic, and is currently planning our anti-zombie plan of home defense. When we make it through the Zombie apocalypse, it will be thanks to mancrates.com. Thanks guys! If you're in our neck of the woods when it goes down, we'll share our spam with you!

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