Zombie Annihilation Crate

For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
  • For covert, low-profile travel through hostile territory, the Gerber® Gator Machete Jr. is the perfect machete for lightweight travel.
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  • First aid, nourishment, and heavy-duty Gorilla Tape (what can't you do with duct tape).
  • A well-treated wound can be the difference between alive and undead. Treat yourself!
  • Equipped for close combat and for setting up camp, you'll be the envy of post-zombie apocalypse survivors everywhere.
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Take the Offensive

It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.

Extermination Gear

The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.


Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Gerber® Gator Machete Junior
    • 10.75" high-carbon steel blade
    • Gator-Grip
    •  NOT A TOY 
  • Gerber® Gator Combo Axe and Knife
  • Gerber® Gorge Folding Shovel
  • Combination Paracord Knife with Built-in Firestarter

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.


In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 06/24/2015 Valerie Nieto Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Perfect gift!!

      I Bought this for my boyfriend for his first father's day and he flipped! Said it was the best gift he's ever received. Everything was in perfect condition. he had the best time opening up the crate, my son was even impressed! This is a must buy for any zombie lover in your life!

    2. 06/22/2015 Jana Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Zombie Heaven!

      So creative and fun. Not the usual Father's Day gift. He loved it! My boys all loved it too. I think I might even read the book - it has some great emergency preparedness tips! I was very impressed with the quality and size of the items in the crate. I think I definitely received my money's worth. I can't wait to order my next crate!

    3. 06/18/2015 Whitney Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Great gift!

      My boyfriend is not easy to shop for and hates supprises but he really loves his crate and he had fun opening it. All the stuff in it is good quality and he was really excited about the axe with knife insert!

    4. 05/20/2015 Liz Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Totally worth the $$$

      It was the perfect present for my picky bf! Watching him cut through the duct taped box and then have to get into the crate was hilarious...he definitely wasn't expecting that!!

    5. 05/13/2015 Jasmine Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Best gift ever!

      I ordered this as a fathers day gift for my husband. I was to excited to wait and give it to him by then...It was very much worth it! He loved it! It arrived very promptly. I think this crate is well worth the cost. We go camping a lot in our jeeps so all of this stuff will come in handy.
      Thanks Mancrate!

    6. 03/16/2015 Sherry Davis Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Perfect Gift!

      I bought the Zombie Annihilation Crate for his 31st birthday, and he absolutely loved it! What a perfect gift for someone who has everything! Definitely an unexpected surprise for him!

    7. 03/10/2015 Jessica Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Picky Person

      My husband is hard to shop for and very picky. So when I came across this website I was eager to try! I ordered the Zombie crate, and WOW I was impressed! My husband took forever to open, but it was so worth it!!! I look forward to purchasing from this site again. Thank you!!!

    8. 02/28/2015 Kelsee Zombie Annihilation Crate 4

      Likes it a lot!

      I was excited to find something I figured the hubby would love and would not expect. I loved the idea of the crate, but it was not as difficult for him to get to the goods as I was hoping. Haha! It only took a few minutes of prying to open it up. He did enjoy all the tools/knifes, stating one of the knives was his new favorite. He also liked how sturdy and heavy the tools were. The only thing he didn't like is the Spam! Still trying to get me to eat it.

    9. 02/19/2015 Nathalie Zombie Annihilation Crate 4


      Finally - a gift the he could NOT guess what it was. It took him nearly 8 minutes to get the crate open (I timed it!).
      Will try some of your other man crates - thanks!

    10. 02/6/2015 Danielle Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      S***s' N Giggles

      I have searched, and searched for the perfect gift for my boyfriend this Valentines. He is challenging, and always putting himself to the test. This gift is manly enough, and no gift for a guy with lotioned hands. I'm so pleased with this site, and can't wait for him to open this tomorrow. Thank you for all that you do. You guys are epic.

    11. 01/5/2015 Ash Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      Husband's Christmas Gift

      My husband absolutely loved his Zombie Annihilation Crate!! He is so excited to use all the tools. Definitely will be purchasing from this site again.

    12. 01/5/2015 PATTI MARKHAM Zombie Annihilation Crate 5

      A must have for your future zombie hunter

      Everything about this item was awesome. The weapons are quality stuff and will last forever. It was so entertaining to watch the "opening" of the crate... a must have for your zombie hunters.

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