It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It’s been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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11/15/2014 Jenny Johnson Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
We bought this as a gift for our Dad, and he got a kick out of it! It is not just a fun gift, but an experience. I highly recommend it if your dad, husband, friend, etc. is into zombies. I would buy it again. Plus, these guys provide great customer service!!
10/9/2014 Iris Murillo Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I bought this crate for my man about one week ago and he's been wanting to open it ever since, but I had him suffering the whole time cause he's birthday is today 10/9/14 , I felt bad for him but I'm traditional he had to open it on his birthday, he has picked it up a few times trying to figure out what it is so its been torture for him... Haha!!! I love it , he always figures things out but this gift was too much for him he had no clue.... I love it
10/1/2014 Dawn Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
We had it shipped to our sons apt. at school for his 21st Birthday He video taped the whole opening process. He is a strong athletic guy and it took a while to get it opened which made it even more fun to watch. The cocooned duct tapeing is a MUST!!! All of the items are great quality and things he will use. He loved it and his roomates and friends think it is the greatest gift ever! We will definately order from Man Crates again!
:"When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-Dawn of the dead (1978)
09/30/2014 Mia Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Of course it was an awesome gift! I needed to send it over night and got my order in at exactly 3pm the day before. The crate arrived, gift wrapped (duct taped) and perfect, at 9am the next day. A full 3 hours early. Fantastic customer service! I'll be ordering a few more of these for Christmas!
09/13/2014 Unknown Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Got this as a gift for my husbands birthday. He had a lot of fun opening the crate. I don't think I have ever seen that big a smile over a gift. Definitely going to remember this site!
09/3/2014 Ariana Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
I got this for my boyfriend as a housewarming gift, I couldn't wait for him to open it! The crate was a little hard to open, but when he finally pried the top off, he was so excited! I was a bit disappointed that there weren't any Twinkies, but other than that, everything was amazing. We've even used the ax already!
08/23/2014 America Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Not that there is anything wrong with personalized pens, anagramed mugs, or cheese baskets, but gifts available for guys are lame! I live in a jungle, and couldn't go shop for a birthday gift for my guy. (True story) Everything I found on the internet under the guy-gift category was so effeminate, and definitely not what a girl like me gets a man like him. Seriously, nothing says I want your body like a personalized set of pajamas??? Those things should come with an optional letter opener, so the receiver can just stab himself repeatedly before hitching his bleeding heart to the chick who bought him the flannel chastity jammies...... Unless they are footed pajamas, because those are cool.
My one suggestion: Option to stuff a red lace thong in with the packaging peanuts. Nothing says "I love you" like a gerber, zombie survival guide, lace thong, and a package of twinkies.
- satisfied customer
08/4/2014 Heather Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
My Dad was so happy with this gift. He said the items inside the crate were really good quality.
One of the best parts was trying to get through the duct tape "wrapping paper." I definately recommend adding the duct tape!
07/30/2014 Gucci Zercheyv Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
06/23/2014 Lesli Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
Bought this crate for my 49 year old husband for Christmas. He thought it was a joke and put it aside without opening. Several hours later, after opening the crate in private, he came to me like a kid exclaiming how awesome and of good quality the "tools" in the crate were. We live out in the middle of the woods and he uses the tools almost daily and thanks me often for the practical Christmas gift I gave him.
05/30/2014 Blake Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
this has to be the coolest thing ive ever gotten as a gift. i like the whole crate thing with all the sharp objects in it to fend off the zombies when that day comes. cause its gonna happen. id recommend everyone get them one of these. coolest thing ever
05/14/2014 Stephanie Zombie Annihilation Crate 5
He loved it! Made me look good, and the customer service I received was stellar!
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