You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived.
Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood.
We'll ship you the best six bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise.
Of course the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run of the mill, off the shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly.
There's a reason our mouths come equipped with canines, incisors, and molars. There's a reason mankind has always hunted. Meat is freaking delicious.
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In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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01/17/2017 AJ Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I got a Man Crate as a gift but there was no crowbar. Being that I am super manly and don't own a crowbar of my own, we had to jimmy this thing open with hands and tools. Wood splinters everywhere, which I guess it would have with a crowbar too but I didn't get that experience.
Anyway, nice crate, would help if we had the advertised crowbar.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
AJ, your crate was indeed supposed to arrive complete with a crowbar, and we're sorry to hear that yours did not! We still want you to have it, as it's handy and also makes an awesome keepsake. Give us a buzz at 866-902-7260 or send us an email at email@example.com and we'll make it right, promise!
-Team Man Crates
12/26/2016 Brianna Slaughterhouse Crate 2
My husband is incredibly hard to shop for. I ran into man crates and thought how awesome and different for Christmas! But he tried to play it off that he liked it, but he didn't. Very upsetting that it wasn't a ht. He liked opening the crate, but that was about it. I guess not for everyone. Great service and fast shipping though.
11/21/2016 Jenny Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I got this for my boyfriend and he was so excited to open it. He loved the little crow bar and trying to get into the crate. He was surprised at all the items in the crate. He says this was the absolute best gift I could have given him.
10/6/2016 Ang Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I've been wanting to order one of these for my husband, so gave it a try this week. He LOVED it!! Not only was he surprised, he loved the act of having to crowbar it open, and loooved everything inside of it, especially the "tons of beef jerky". I'd definitely recommend this to anyone! Such a great gift!
06/20/2016 Al Haddad Slaughterhouse Crate 5
Received this for fathers day yesterday. Had a blast opening it and the longer it took, the more excited I got waiting to see what was inside. What a great idea.
03/30/2016 Barbara Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I ordered this for my boyfriend as an anniversary present and was a bit nervous how it'd turn out. Nervous but really excited too. He's hard to surprise, buy for, or get any kind of emotion out of so I wasn't quite sure how this was going to turn out. He wasn't sure what to make of the duct tape (fantastic option by the way!) but like any man, he dug right in and shredded it. What man doesn't like to tear things apart? Confused by the crate, he grabbed the crowbar and went to town. Either he's incredibly strong or the crowbars aren't made very well because it didn't exactly resemble a crowbar by the end of it. I was getting impatient and yelled "PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!" and he tore into the crate like a kid on Christmas! He was so surprised with all the beef jerky bags and flavors as well as the other odds and ends in the crate. All in all, he LOVED it! This is such a great idea! I'll definitely be ordering more in the future!
01/2/2016 Mike Slaughterhouse Crate 5
Daughter gave this to me as a Christmas gift. Great idea, love it. My Mancrate a cold drink and the remote and I'm set.
01/2/2016 Stan Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I got a Man Crate as a retirement gift and it's incredible! Everything fits right into my plans to go on a low carb high protein diet in 2016. I had never heard of this company before this but I'll definitely use it in the future.
12/28/2015 Mark Ellis Slaughterhouse Crate 5
Gave this as a Christmas gift to my son who loves jerky. After having a great laugh watching him open the crate, he was surprised that it was jerky! We all had a taste test and loved them all.
12/28/2015 Randy Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I sent the Slaughterhouse Crate to my brother for Christmas. He called and said he loved it. Not the same old gift. I thought the ease of ordering it was great but it was a challenge to pick one. 5 stars!!
12/28/2015 Travis Slaughterhouse Crate 5
I got this from my honey on Christmas morning. Taking the pry tool to the crate and opening it up made it the coolest gift of the day! The meats and snacks are excellent, and I'll be sending a couple of these out to my good friends and brothers in need of a proper man gift!
12/28/2015 Stacy Slaughterhouse Crate 5
Gave this to my husband for Christmas - he loved it as well as the rest of the family......there was so much laughing! This made for a unique gift and surprised my husband (which is hard to do!) Plus, the jerky tasted great!
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