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Morning Glory Crate

A people free to choose will always choose the Morning Glory Man Crate.
  • A people free to choose will always choose the Morning Glory Man Crate.
  • A smoothie is only an acceptable breakfast option if your jaw is wired shut from eating too many pancakes.
  • Skip breakfast, what's next? Skip the Constitution? No, thank you.
  • We are never defeated unless we give up on bacon.
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It's Morning in America

America, under the supreme tutelage of Chef de Cuisine Ronald Reagan, was once the promised land of breakfast abundance. Flapjacks stacked high as skyscrapers, children frolicking in sprinklers of sweet maple syrup, and an unsubsiding sizzle of bacon and eggs from diners on every corner.

But we turned our backs on breakfast, America. We started counting calories instead of pancake toppings, traded forks and knives for smoothie straws, and let the catchy jingles of deranged cereal mascots shackle our kids into sugar enslavement, all in the name of convenience.

Wake up, America, and re-experience the supreme strength and satisfaction of a glorious morning meal.

Breakfast is the Breakfast of Champions

93% of Americans consider breakfast the most important meal of the day, but only 44% of Americans eat breakfast every day. According to statistics, 49% of Americans aren’t real Americans.

Kick start your day with a tall-stack of marionberry-drizzled, protein-infused Power Cakes, or basically the A-Team in pancake form. Every delicious flapjack is packed with enough testosterone to immediately disqualify you from any professional sporting league.

And the Batter Blaster produces perfect pancakes with just a simple squeeze, so making Power Cakes is as easy as making them disappear. Chew on that, Communism!

Bring Our Country Back for Seconds

Over 31 million Americans skip breakfast every day, and our great country is $18 trillion in debt. Coincidence? We think not.

We dusted off the greatest tools of Reagan’s once great breakfast era: A set of egg rings to impose order upon those runny whites, the cast-iron bacon press to keep the heat fully on the meat, and a wooden bacon flipper, because tongs are clumsy and chopsticks are hard.

With the Morning Glory Crate, you’re not just making breakfast, you’re making America great again.

Patriotic Pancakes

  • Protein-packed Power Cakes
  • Batter Dispenser
  • Marionberry Syrup

Heat Handlers

  • Cast-iron Bacon Press
  • Metal Egg Rings
  • Custom Bacon Flipper


In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 04/8/2016 Rachel Morning Glory Crate 5

      Great birthday present

      My best friend loved this crate! I got it for her for her birthday and she had a blast opening it with not a splinter in sight. She loves the bacon press. She believes that bacon is too heavenly for earth, and that is why God created bacon shrinkage. Thank the lord she doesn't have to deal with it anymore!

    2. 02/15/2016 kellie Morning Glory Crate 5

      Sooo...MY better half is hooked on man crates!!

      This was the perfect Valentine's Day Gift for my boyfriend. He absolutely loved it!!! He loved the pancakes and the syrup...and it was an added bonus that it was all good for him...since he does workout and watches what he eats. I will definitely be spoiling him with more man crates in the future. He loved the crate too!!!

    3. 02/11/2016 Jason Morning Glory Crate 5

      Awesome Gift

      my wife got this for me for Christmas. We have a tradition of making pancakes on Sundays, it works perfectly!

    4. 01/24/2016 Pamela Morning Glory Crate 5

      Not Just For Men

      My friend got this for me and my boyfriend. He loved the challenge of opening the box, and we both love what was inside! We make breakfast together a lot and have already used everything. And the bacon press is so nice that we actually use it as decoration in our kitchen in between uses. The pancakes were delicious and the syrup was a nice change from maple! This was such a fun gift to open.

    5. 01/22/2016 Dawn Morning Glory Crate 5

      Great gift for that "hard to buy for" person

      Instead of sending my Dad a gift card for Christmas, I really wanted something unique that he could open. This fit the bill PERFECTLY! He enjoyed receiving the crate (and kept the crate itself) as well as the products inside. He told me they were quality items and the pancake mix and syrup were delish! I'm very happy that I found this and that he enjoyed it as much as he did. I will be purchasing more for other family members!

    6. 01/8/2016 Lois Metzger Morning Glory Crate 5

      What a Surprise!

      My husband, 86, received the crate for Christmas but couldn't wait so he opened it when it arrived and said how do I open this. I just told him that he could call and get instructions and he looked at me like I was crazy. The challenge was on and I knew he would never ask for help. He had fun opening it but the syrup bottle was broken in it's box and went all over his clothes when he opened that cardboard box, but he loved it. And when the trout crate arrived he was thrilled. I plan to send my little brother, 6'2" a crate wrapped in duck tape for his 67th birthday in April. Ha! Ha! I'll tell him if he has trouble don't feel bad it's probably because of his age!


    7. 01/8/2016 Jessica Morning Glory Crate 5

      Mornings Just Got Better!

      I got this crate for my dad for Christmas and he loved it! He is a big breakfast cooker so this was absolutely perfect for him.

      It was great to watch him open the crate on Christmas morning. It added a whole new level of excitement that normal wrapping paper and boxes just don't have! I sent a quick email to customer service and they replied almost instantly. Even with the little mishap it was still perfect. Customer Service was amazing and my dad loved his gift.

      I've been recommending Man Crates to all my friends and I will definitely continue to buy them!

    8. 01/5/2016 Sarrena Morning Glory Crate 5


      I ordered a few things this year for Christmas presents. They were all great, this one was over the top excellent! I am on the hunt for the syrup because it was so good I put it on ice cream too! The pancake mix was used to make waffles and that batter dispenser worked perfect for getting the batter evenly dispensed. The egg rings were great and how can you go wrong with a bacon press for bacon and burgers alike! Overall this was my favorite and I will get it again and again, so I can share it but get total gift bonus points! ha ha

    9. 01/3/2016 Denise Morning Glory Crate 5

      Great Crate Gift

      My husband loved the breakfast bacon man crate I got him for Christmas! I was so much fun watching him trying to get into it. I had it wrapped in the duct tape on top of it being sealed in the wooden crate and it was a blast! When he finally did get it open he was vey happy with the contents.

      He'll be getting more man crates in 2016 for sure!

    10. 01/2/2016 Michele Pearce Morning Glory Crate 5


      Got this for my fiancé for Christmas. I was a little late so most options were out of stock but being the fitness nut he is and since the only meal he ever cooks is breakfast I thought this was a neat option. He LOVED it! All the items inside will get used, the syrup is DELICIOUS! and he really enjoyed opening the crate. HOME RUN!

    11. 12/30/2015 Elizabeth Martin Morning Glory Crate 5

      Great for ANY guy!

      I ordered two of these, one for my brother and one for my boyfriend. They both loved them! I ordered these and asked for delivery the very next day (thinking that was a stretch but it would get them to Christmas faster so less worry). They arrived the VERY next day! :D My boyfriend and I have been looking for a great tasting protein pancake mix and this was AMAZING! We just ordered 3 more boxes from the vendor. My brother was most impressed with the bacon press. No matter who you get this for, they will really love this gift.

    12. 12/29/2015 Jenni Morning Glory Crate 5

      He Loved It!

      I got this crate as a Christmas gift for my husband. He absolutely LOVED it! He loved everything in it. He'd always wanted egg rings and a bacon press, everything else was a bonus. AND he had a great time trying to get it open. You guys are amazing, keep 'em comin'! I will definitely order from you again.

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