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The Golfer's Crate

We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.
  • We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.
  • If you do end up having to shotgun that beer, the 6 Tool DivPro will come in handy. It also comes in handy if you need to fix a divot, hold your club off the green, ash a cigar, mark your ball, or clean your club heads. In short this tool is basically the golfer's equivalent to the iPhone.
  • Wager Chuck Rodent on the next best-ball drive and the winner gets to carry him in his bag.  The loser becomes 'the gopher,' responsible for fetching lost balls and drinks until he can win or steal Chuck back.
  • After weeks of sampling just about every golf product on the market and many long days of practice, we're still absolutely mediocre golfers.
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Who Let These Guys on the Course?

We're not pro golfers. We've never been on the amateur circuit, we've never won any charity tournaments, and Michelle Wie's people won't return our phone calls. Hell, we'll even admit that when we first started R&D on the Golfer's Man Crate we were sloppy on the driving range and an embarrassment on the course.

Luckily after weeks of sampling just about every golf product on the market and many long days of practice, we're no worse off. We had tons of fun, but we're still absolutely mediocre golfers.

Expensive gadgets didn't make us better golfers any more than expensive boxing gloves would make us better heavy-weight prize fighters. We've got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun.

The Game Within A Game

Whether your preferred sidebet is cold, hard, "In God We Trust" cash or the penalty of a shotgunned beer, there is no purer way to celebrate living in a free capitalist society than by making a handshake wager on a spur of the moment challenge. It's in the drama of these small contests that heroes are born and legends are written.

Enter the Chuck Rodent golf head cover. This stylish piece of golf haute couture isn't just a beautifully functional adornment for your club, it's the trophy of a champion.  Wager Chuck Rodent on the next best-ball drive and the winner gets to carry him in his bag.  The loser becomes 'the gopher,' responsible for fetching lost balls and drinks until he can win or steal Chuck back.

If you do end up having to shotgun that beer, the 6 Tool DivPro will come in handy. It also comes in handy if you need to fix a divot, hold your club off the green, ash a cigar, mark your ball, or clean your club heads. In short this tool is basically the golfer's equivalent to the iPhone. Of all the tagalongs, gadgets and golf widgets we tried, the DivPro stood out as an incredibly well-designed, practical item.

A bag of tees, a sleeve of TaylorMade Long & Softs, and an ever-useful golf towel round out the practical items in the Golfer's Man Crate. Always have a towel. For sustenance on the course we've thrown in some sunflower seeds and a classic Arnold Palmer.

Bill Freakin' Murray

We can't send you private golf lessons, but we will send you the definitive instructional DVD on the golfer's way of life.  Critics agree that Caddyshack is an absolutely juvenile exploration of man's struggle to find his place in the world amidst the pressures of his environment, fearsome wildlife, and cut-throat competition- one of the most rewatched comedies of all time.

Fairway Armament

  • Chuck Rodent head cover
  • DivPro 6-in-1 tool
  • Golf Towel
  • Sleeve of Soft & Longs
  • Bag of Golf Tees

Pro Training Regimen

Gear every golfer will appreciate

  • Arnold Palmer drink (16oz)
  • 2 Packs of Sunflower Seeds
  • Caddyshack instructional DVD

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 06/7/2016 Sara C. The Golfer's Crate 5

      Fantastic!!

      Our 15th Anniversary and was stuck on a gift. Saw this, got it for my husband and he was THRILLED with it! Thank you for making his day great!

    2. 02/24/2016 Charity The Golfer's Crate 5

      Awesome!

      I ordered this for my brother as a congratulations gift. He loved the duct tape and the crowbar -- he said, " I thought the crowbar was a cute idea ... then it became very necessary!!" He loved the stuff inside and said it was totally worth the effort! Thank you!!!!

    3. 01/5/2016 Suzanne Hakeos The Golfer's Crate 5

      Amazing

      I ordered 3 crates for my boys and husband. They loved them and it was entertaining for us ladies to watch them open them.

      The golf one was great as my husband enjoys golfing and got a laugh out of this crate.

      Thank you,

      Suzanne

    4. 12/31/2015 Vicki The Golfer's Crate 5

      Golfer's Crate

      I bought this for my son for Christmas. It took a while to open, but after a few splinters, he dug inside. He loved each and every gift inside, especially the gopher. Caddyshack is a favorite movie of his. It's nice to give something that makes him smile!

    5. 12/30/2015 Elizabeth Martin The Golfer's Crate 5

      Golfer Gold Mine !

      This gift came in a smaller crate than the ones I've ordered before, however once my dad started to open this at Christmas we were not disappointed! Such a great assortment of items for a golfer who is impossible to shop for! He watched Caddy Shack as soon as everyone packed up their gifts and left the house. I even asked for this to be shipped with 2 other crates I ordered in one day...and they showed up at my door the very next day (no extra shipping cost). I'm so impressed with these products and will continue to order many many more!

    6. 12/29/2015 SM The Golfer's Crate 5

      Great Christmas Gift

      Bought this crate for my boyfriend for Christmas with the added duct tape gift wrap. Very fun to watch him open - would recommend.

    7. 12/26/2015 RLP The Golfer's Crate 5

      Great Gift

      My wife bought this for her father as a Christmas gift based on my recommendation. It was a hit. He really liked it. Everyone was intrigued with the concept and contents of the crate. Best of all, these are items that he can actually use.

    8. 12/25/2015 Melissa The Golfer's Crate 5

      The Golfer's Crate

      This was a Christmas gift for my daughter's boyfriend. He loved the gopher golf club cover! He liked it so much he ordered the Premium Jerky for himself.

    9. 12/17/2015 Jim The Golfer's Crate 5

      Awesome Gift

      First time I have used Man Crates Was EVERYTHING was great--- Shipping was easy and they LOVED the Gift

    10. 12/14/2015 Millie The Golfer's Crate 5

      Great Gift, Better Customer Service!

      We recently sent the golf crate as a holiday gift for a business partner and he absolutely loved it! The only complaint was that the Arizona Tea included burst, spilling over the rest of the contents of the crate.

      Although most of the items in the crate were unharmed, just wet, Man Crates offered to send a completely new crate to our client at no charge. We were very pleased with the customer service and plan on using Man Crates again in the future.

    11. 09/28/2015 Shaun Adams The Golfer's Crate 5

      Gunga Galunga!!

      So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. I'm a die hard golfer and my fiancee got me this crate the other day. It is absolutely the most perfect gift. I almost pulled out my sand wedge to and gave it a good whack to open it! Ha!! Can't wait to try some other man crates!

    12. 09/18/2015 Carole The Golfer's Crate 5

      The Golfer's Crate

      I was so pleased with the contents of this man crate I couldn't wait until he received it. He loved it and "gopher guy" has been a steady companion as seen on his facebook page. I've mentioned your company to several people regarding all the different "Man Crates" you can provide. Thanks again for great gift ideas.

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