We've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss em on a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land.
The Exotic Meats Man Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced ostrich, alligator, duck, pheasant, buffalo, elk, venison, and boar meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!"
And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate.
We've also expanded the curation process to include Biltong, South Africa's treasured method of preserving delicious meats. This thin-cut beef treat is the Meat Supreme in the dried animal kingdom, and it literally means "rump tongue" in Dutch--drop that knowledge bomb on your friends and they'll swoon over your intelligence. Swoon, we say!
Devour the samplers, and prepare for the Feast of Beast.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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10/3/2017 Erica Exotic Meats Crate 5
What do you buy for the man that has everything?
A crate fully duct taped! My father is a difficult man to get a reaction from. He called me laughing so hard he could barely tell me the story of receiving this fully duct-taped package and trying to crow bar it open to find a selection of "wild animal meat". Absolutely priceless.
And, if you care about customer service - the gift was absolutely as advertised, shipping right on time, and when my dad called the number on the crate to make sure he hadn't been sent a bomb, a real live person answered right away.
BIG. BIG WIN. BIG. HUGE. Thanks mancrate!
06/25/2017 Kuuipoaloha Exotic Meats Crate 5
Awesome meat. My kids send me a surprise for Fathers Day. Yummy. Shipping is percent 10 star!
Love you kids, Dad
06/23/2017 CRJohnston Exotic Meats Crate 5
Got this from my kids for Father's Day. Great gift. I have had alligator before and this was as good as I remember. The other jerky was just as good. I had to look up alpaca. The wild boar was also one of my favorite.
06/20/2017 Lisa Exotic Meats Crate 5
I bought this for my hubby for Father's Day!! He absolutely loved it. From the crate, to the crowbar, to the meats inside, he couldn't have been more pleased!!
05/4/2017 SSG Z Exotic Meats Crate 5
Ordered this product for a buddy of my who is deployed overseas. I told him I would find him some awesome beef jerky from West Coast and low and behold hit the mother-load! He thoroughly enjoyed using the mini crow bar to crack open the man crate. He will be using it as an enforcer to crack some skulls "legally" who are out of line during his remaining time in the box. Thanks again!
04/4/2017 Laura Exotic Meats Crate 5
I got this for my husband for V-Day and it's been 3 months and he's STILL talking about it. He even saved the crate he thought it was so awesome. He is super excited about getting one for his Dad now for his birthday.
03/3/2017 Dwight Cooke Exotic Meats Crate 5
I have been talking to this girl that lives 3000 miles away from me...I've known her since high school, and I received this today at work...honestly? I thought it was a bomb. Nobody sends me anything! And it was wrapped in duct tape, which made me even more suspicious! Well Imagine my delight when I finally got it open, (after 10 minutes of pure frustration) I was delighted! And my coworkers laughed their tails off watching me struggle to open the darned thing! Anyway, this is the greatest idea since bacon!
02/28/2017 Olivia Exotic Meats Crate 5
I got this gift for my husbands birthday it's a great gift I loved watching him open it with the crowbar! The only thing that I can say was wrong was I wish there was a little more in the crate for the money. But overall great gift and was shipped here on the date I wanted it! Thank you man crates!
02/16/2017 Gayle Exotic Meats Crate 5
My husband is the kind of person who buys the things he wants, so finding the perfect gift was hard. This Man Crate with duct tape cocoon was the best idea ever! He had so much fun opening it. It is pay back for all the years he tortured our kids with crazy gift wrapping ideas. I will do this again. In know what each man in my life is getting for gifts this year!
02/16/2017 anne Exotic Meats Crate 5
I gave a raving review yesterday only to find out the Alligator package was already open and the jerky was fried out:( that was the one I was waiting to try. although this is a fantastic product I was wondering if it could be replaced?
02/15/2017 annette Exotic Meats Crate 5
Thank you so much for creating something totally unique for my husband! he was thrilled with the packaging and the quality of the jerky. would love to send a picture!
02/15/2017 david drucker Exotic Meats Crate 5
Who could even figure out what was in this crate. It came as a gift from my wife and nobody in my office could figure out what it was. She did the right thing because I like all these exotic meats.
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