We've already compiled the pinnacle selection of meat samplers from three continents in the Exotic Meats Jerkygram, and we didn't want to reinvent the wheel. No, we wanted to snag three more wheels, toss em on a Lambo, and burn victory lap donuts in the parking lot of every non-exotic meat factory in the land.
The Exotic Meats Man Crate has so much deluxe animal poundage that we could legally register it as an official safari park. We're talking enough spiced ostrich, alligator, duck, pheasant, buffalo, elk, venison, and boar meat to make El Chupacabra wave his claws in surrender, screaming, "No mas, no mas!"
And this premium meat parade will fly first class to your doorstep in a sturdy wooden Man Crate.
We've also expanded the curation process to include Biltong, South Africa's treasured method of preserving delicious meats. This thin-cut beef treat is the Meat Supreme in the dried animal kingdom, and it literally means "rump tongue" in Dutch--drop that knowledge bomb on your friends and they'll swoon over your intelligence. Swoon, we say!
Devour the samplers, and prepare for the Feast of Beast.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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03/3/2017 Dwight Cooke Exotic Meats Crate 5
I have been talking to this girl that lives 3000 miles away from me...I've known her since high school, and I received this today at work...honestly? I thought it was a bomb. Nobody sends me anything! And it was wrapped in duct tape, which made me even more suspicious! Well Imagine my delight when I finally got it open, (after 10 minutes of pure frustration) I was delighted! And my coworkers laughed their tails off watching me struggle to open the darned thing! Anyway, this is the greatest idea since bacon!
02/28/2017 Olivia Exotic Meats Crate 5
I got this gift for my husbands birthday it's a great gift I loved watching him open it with the crowbar! The only thing that I can say was wrong was I wish there was a little more in the crate for the money. But overall great gift and was shipped here on the date I wanted it! Thank you man crates!
02/16/2017 Gayle Exotic Meats Crate 5
My husband is the kind of person who buys the things he wants, so finding the perfect gift was hard. This Man Crate with duct tape cocoon was the best idea ever! He had so much fun opening it. It is pay back for all the years he tortured our kids with crazy gift wrapping ideas. I will do this again. In know what each man in my life is getting for gifts this year!
02/16/2017 anne Exotic Meats Crate 5
I gave a raving review yesterday only to find out the Alligator package was already open and the jerky was fried out:( that was the one I was waiting to try. although this is a fantastic product I was wondering if it could be replaced?
02/15/2017 annette Exotic Meats Crate 5
Thank you so much for creating something totally unique for my husband! he was thrilled with the packaging and the quality of the jerky. would love to send a picture!
02/15/2017 david drucker Exotic Meats Crate 5
Who could even figure out what was in this crate. It came as a gift from my wife and nobody in my office could figure out what it was. She did the right thing because I like all these exotic meats.
02/15/2017 Hayley White Exotic Meats Crate 5
I ordered this box for my boyfriend for Valentines day. He absolutely LOVED it! I had it shipped to his office, everybody at his work was jealous. He said having to actually open the crate with the crowbar they provided made it even more awesome. Definitely ordering from them again.
02/12/2017 Kelle Mills Exotic Meats Crate 5
Yesterday, 02/11/17, was meet the team for college baseball. I had ordered this for my son. He was excited to have signed autographs, posed for pics, etc w/ fans and family.
I get text on way home saying his surprised rocked. Can't wait to send different one during the season.
02/11/2017 denise Exotic Meats Crate 5
Got this for my Fiance for Valentines Day...he Loved it and I had a good time watching him trying to open it. I was hesitant that the contents/bags would be small since there was no weight listed but it was wonderful! Just ordered another one for his Fathers Birthday...I am Man Crates new favorite customer!
01/24/2017 Duke Exotic Meats Crate 5
my wife order this for me for my birthday it arrive today and love it another order is a must
12/29/2016 Barb Martens Exotic Meats Crate 5
I bought the exotic meat crate for my 28 year old son. I knew he would like the product. I did not pay too much attention about all of the site's hoopla regarding a guys intrigue in opening the crate.
My son really got into the crate! And LOVED the meat! What a great website in a day and age when it gets harder and harder to find a unique gift!!! I will order again for sure!
12/29/2016 Duke Exotic Meats Crate 5
I received the exotic meats crate for Christmas. My gator jerky was moldy. I didn't mind at all the rest of the meats were great. My mother in law contacted you guys to tell you. You guys made it right. That's a stand up company right there. Will definitely be buying some crates for my future gifts. Thanks guys!
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