You're a Fixer-Upper
You've been sporting a scraggled chin since Ashton Kutcher wore his first trucker hat. You've single-handedly lowered the developed world's standard for business casual to levels not seen since Martin van Buren's sideburns left office in 1841. One time you may have borrowed your girlfriend's pink razor from the shower to clean up for your cousin's wedding.
It's dawned on you that the adult world isn't taking you seriously and you're ready to do something about it.
We Mean Your Face
Like the tender moment you wish you had with your dad when you hit puberty, we're going to re-teach you how to shave, and we've assembled the most stylish collection of gear you'll ever keep in your bathroom to help.
We'll ship everything you need for an old-school badger brush lather, a heavy-weight chrome razor and blades for an incredibly close shave, and all manner of preparations to keep your chin follicles and skin cells in perfect, moist harmony.
Do yourself a favor and get cleaned up. Reacquaint yourself with that handsome devil in the mirror and see if the world doesn't open up to you.
Legit shaving hardware
- Silver Tip Badger Brush
- Parker Razor
- Pack of 5 Shark Chrome Blades
- Classic Shave Mug
- Leather Dopp Kit
- Shave Towel
For everything from your neck up
- Imperial Pre-Shave Oil
- Glycerine Face Soap
- Bergamot Aftershave
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.
Manly Men Maintaining Man Scruff!
Posted by Tyler Shipe on 08/15/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
I bought 6 of these for my groomsmen and myself, and let me tell you, the testosterone level sky-rocketed the second the FedEx man dropped it off. The manliest man, with beard of white, that was the FedEx delivery man even told me that he was a woman when he started his route, but by the time he got to my house, he stated he was retiring from the package-delivery business to become a full-time lumberjack-pirate. He then mounted his t-rex and flew away, punching a plane that crossed his path. I understand his meaning, as my beard grew three inches as I watched him fly into the sunset.
Needless to say, I needed to shave. The man shaving kit is legit. From the first time I shaved using it, to every time after, from the second the blade cut the first hair, my house was covered in attractive woman, just trying to find out what exactly it is that is so strongly attracting them to my house. I now have to wear sunglasses and a scarf wrapped around my head, just to keep the ladies at bay. That much testosterone is dangerous out in public.
My Dad Loved It!!!!
Posted by Jacqueline Scott on 06/23/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
I got this kit for my dad for my parents anniversary. He loved it. From opening it to picking out every well crafted item. Thanks guys! This wasn't my first crate and it won't be my last.
Posted by Brittany Smith on 05/28/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
I bought this crate for an anniversary gift for my boyfriend and he loved it! He's big into retro style everything and he always said he wanted to be able to shave like they do in Mad Men. However, after doing some research on other kits, I questioned the quality of the items in the crate since some of the items sold by themselves are rather expensive. I received the package within a very reasonable time and when he opened it, we were both so surprised! He loved the crate idea and all that came in it! The quality is so incredible and he said that it was the cleanest shave he's ever had. I was very, very pleased with the website, company, and the product and I will buy from them again, without a doubt! I already have my Father's Day gift picked out :)
The Clean Shave Crate
Posted by Jacqueline Perrone on 05/13/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
this shave crate was amazing, our son just turned 31 and we sent him this crate, he was blown away. He loved the product and he really liked using the crow bar. Thanks for coming up with this manly idea just for him.
He loved it!
Posted by AD on 05/12/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
Guys are harder to shop for than women I'd say......he loved this though and said it's def one of his top gifts he's received which was a huge relief. It is a great box!!
Best gift Ever!!!!!
Posted by Unknown on 04/24/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
Got this for my son's birthday although I wasn't there to see him open it he was thrilled with his gift and loved the diabolical duct tape wrapping!!!! He has been wrapping gifts to others that way for years so turn about was fair play, it made his day! Thanks so much for great manly gifts, I will be back for more.
Posted by Laura on 04/23/2014 ( The Clean Shave Crate 5 stars)
My BF loved everything about this crate.
I LOVED the CRATE! LOL~!
Your gifts are Genius!