You've been sporting a scraggled chin since Ashton Kutcher wore his first trucker hat. You've single-handedly lowered the developed world's standard for business casual to levels not seen since Martin van Buren's sideburns left office in 1841. One time you may have borrowed your girlfriend's pink razor from the shower to clean up for your cousin's wedding.
It's dawned on you that the adult world isn't taking you seriously and you're ready to do something about it.
Like the tender moment you wish you had with your dad when you hit puberty, we're going to re-teach you how to shave, and we've assembled the most stylish collection of gear you'll ever keep in your bathroom to help.
We'll ship everything you need for an old-school badger brush lather, a heavy-weight chrome razor and blades for an incredibly close shave, and all manner of preparations to keep your chin follicles and skin cells in perfect, moist harmony.
Do yourself a favor and get cleaned up. Reacquaint yourself with that handsome devil in the mirror and see if the world doesn't open up to you.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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11/21/2015 Wellington The Clean Shave Crate 5
After getting this product as a birthday present from two of my best friends, I could not wait to go home to try the product. After using it for two weeks now I can say that this product is quite amazing. Now I have to keep my father and my son away from it. Thank you Chris L. and Sasha P. for the present.
09/9/2015 John The Clean Shave Crate 5
After wrestling with the fist full of iron that is the ManCrate crow bar, my brother pried open his path to facial hair freedom and was instantly impressed. Knowing that our grandfather shaved with the same style of razor and we envied his setup, this was the perfect 30th birthday gift. The oil is a nice pop and makes you feel like your grandfather's heir to the throne, the beaver hair does an outstanding job of lathering up the sandpaper-style stubble protruding from his pores, and the heavy razor handle makes you feel like your razor is gliding across a fresh sheet of ice as it eliminates any follicles along the way. Not only that, but the aftershave is a crisp and refreshing burn and they even threw in a towel that we dampened, heated up, and placed over his face to allow a gentle steam to top it all off.
Yeah, he loved it.
07/25/2015 Catherine The Clean Shave Crate 5
I got this as a birthday present for my boyfriend. He uses this product everyday and was more then thrilled with it. I'm throughly impressed with everything that came within in this kit, and so is my boyfriend. Also the Customer Service is amazing!! I wanted this gift delivered on a certain date since it was for his birthday. There was a mix up and it went out right away. All it took was one phone call and the recalled the original box and set up a new shipment for the date that I wanted. You guys are awesome!!! I look forward to doing future business with you guys!
06/23/2015 Sam2284 The Clean Shave Crate 5
My father in law loved this gift. He thought it was the best gift ever and it was very reminiscent of what was used back in the day. the duct tape was a plus and added excitement to the gift.
06/7/2015 Unknown The Clean Shave Crate 5
I bought the shave man crate for a friend and he loved it. He did not have all the products that was promised to him in the crate so I called customer service and within 5 minutes they sent out the replacement pieces with no problems what so ever. I will continue to buy products from the site because the boxes not only Rock but so does there customer service!
05/22/2015 anne The Clean Shave Crate 5
Got this for my boyfriend and he absolutely loves it. Also loved the crashes it came in, he had fun opening it up.
05/15/2015 Sandie Hampton The Clean Shave Crate 5
It was quite a hit. Hubby loved the duct-taped box and then to be further amused with the wood crate and crowbar. When he saw what qas inside, he couldn't wait to shave. He really liked the bergamot after shave and he HATES to wear aftershave. Thak you for allowing me to continue the tradition of giving him a unique gift. You guys are the bomb!
05/5/2015 Liz The Clean Shave Crate 5
Gave this to my dad for a birthday present, he loved it! My husband was a little jealous so I may be buying another one. Fast shipping as well. Thanks Man Crates!
04/30/2015 Edith The Clean Shave Crate 5
I bought this a month ago for my brother's birthday.
Delivery time is super great, I got my package in 3 days, the crate is an awesome idea and the quality is fantastic.
My brother loved it.
Worth every penny.
04/13/2015 Matt The Clean Shave Crate 5
Got this as a gift. Best thing I've ever received, no joking. I'm finally shaving like a real man, and it's so dang worth every minute you spend in the mirror, grooming my ruggedly ugly face. It's kind of like Jesus himself is giving you smooches as you shave like Grandpa used to do.
02/24/2015 Nikki The Clean Shave Crate 5
I gave this to my boyfriend for Valentine's day and he absolutely LOVED it! He ran around showing all of his friends how awesome the crate was along with everything inside. Not to mention how great his shave is now! Best gift ever.
02/18/2015 Maggie The Clean Shave Crate 5
Thank you so much! My boyfriend LOVED this! And so do I. His manly beard needed the TLC this crate provides. YALL ROCK!
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