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Bloody Mary Crate

Make delicious Bloody Mary cocktails with bacon!
  • Make delicious Bloody Mary cocktails with bacon!
  • Demitri's Famous Bloody Mary Mixes
  • Awesome Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot
  • Add your own toppings to make the ultimate Bloody Mary cocktail.
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The Drink You Can Eat

Some drinks pair well with meat: a single malt scotch with slow-cooked ribs, Imperial IPA with hand-cranked sausage, or pinot grigio (if you consider that a drink) with tilapia (if you consider that meat).

But the Bloody Mary does more than pair well. It fully embraces the mighty flavors of meat, resulting in a delicious cocktail that doubles as a balanced brunch. Introducing, the gourmet, meat-infused Bloody Mary Crate.

The Spice Specialist

The Bloody Mary is the pizza of cocktails; it’s best served cold on a Saturday morning while slouched over the couch watching cartoons, and it can support a mountain of meaty toppings.

Upgrade your Bloody Mary from its lesser vegetarian form with Demitri’s Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot. Slurp your cocktail through a literal sausage vortex, accent the flavor with fanciful bacon crumbles, and start stacking other gourmet garnishes with your own creative flair.

But even the most delicious topping towers still requires a solid flavor foundation, and no one does spices better than Demitri. Demitri, the Marco Polo of Bloody Marys, has been boldly exploring the exotic world of spices, and we’re sending three of his perfectly mixed flavors: Classic, Horseradish, and Chilies and Peppers.

Leaning Tower of Toppings

Balancing skewered, top-heavy garnishes like fried chicken or a full stack of pancakes is an art, and your first few endeavors will no doubt be accompanied by slips and spills. Hone your stacking skills with this pair of infinium plastic Pilsner glasses that won’t break when they topple over or are shot with a firearm at close range (not legally-binding).

Build a beast of a brunch beverage with the Bloody Mary Man Crate.

Gourmet Garnishes

  • Pepperoni Straws
  • Bacon Rimshot
  • 2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses

Flavor Foundation

  • Demitri's Classic Seasoning
  • Demitri's Horseradish Seasoning
  • Demitri's Chilis and Peppers Seasoning
  • 6 Clamato Tomato Juice Cans

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

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    1. 06/15/2017 Dan Sawyer Bloody Mary Crate 5

      OMG FANTASTIC

      My son shipped this to me for Fathers day. Surprise. The excitement of just opening it was a blast and the contents to die for. I will keep this new tradition up for others to enjoy.

    2. 06/15/2017 Tara P Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Love it!!

      A great gift idea! Shipment came a day early and my husband opened the box up before I got home. He did wait to open the crate until I got there. He absolutely loved it and can't wait to make him a drink. The only complaint is one of the seals were broken on the bottle and it leaked into the box. When I called customer service, Heather was extremely helpful and went above and beyond to make it right. Great customer service is so hard to get these days, but not at Man Crates! Thank you so much! I will be definitely ordering again!

    3. 06/14/2017 Eliza Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Genius!

      My dad is a man's man and it's hard to find anything for his bday, for Christmas, etc. Now it's Father's Day and what can I do?! I've heard of Man Crates before but never looked on the site and MAN this unique gift is GENIUS. My dad is a HUGE Bloody Mary lover and he LOVED this crate. The tomato juice was his favorite brand and he dug RIGHT into the jerky straws as SOON as he got the crate open. Thanks so much for inventing this gift! Coming back soon for my boyfriend's bday gift FOR SURE!

    4. 06/9/2017 Krista Cleland Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Father’s Day Last Year

      My Dad absolutely loved this gift. The crate and duct tape were so much fun to open. He had no idea what it was. We gave it to him on Father’s Day morning while we were all camping together. It was the perfect gift after celebrating all day the day before.

    5. 05/3/2017 Amber Tippie Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Absolutely perfect!!

      Got a man crate for my husband for our anniversary and he loved it! We did however receive the wrong one, but customer service was so polite and helpful, she fixed it right away! Thank you for helping me find the perfect gift for my husband! Definitely going to order one again!

    6. 08/1/2016 Stephen Shaw Bloody Mary Crate 4

      Wife Hit a HR

      Awesome set up from the wife for our anniversary. Made some outstanding bloody mary's that lead to epic debauchery. Bacon rimmer adds the perfect touch. Only complaint, not enough pepperoni straws, and the ones that were provided had to be re-drilled. Awesome gift though.

    7. 07/1/2016 Sara Bloody Mary Crate 5

      He really likes me...er... it!

      I got this as a Father's Day gift for my dad, who has never liked a gift from anyone. Ever. From the moment he saw the duck taped box, he was intrigued. He had fun opening the gift, laughing and cussing in equal measure. Once he got the package opened, he gave the contents his highest approval: inspection followed by a nod. He especially liked the pepperoni straws, "Oh, cool!". He has used the Dimitri seasoning before, liked it, and was looking forward to trying the other flavors. He immediately sent text messages and emails to his buddies about the awesome gift he received. There was an actual smile and real laughter! Thank you!

    8. 06/17/2016 JILLIAN Bloody Mary Crate 5

      LOVE IT!

      Such a clever! The whole thing, start to finish... packaging, product, service... I couldn't be happier. O-B-SESSED with mancrates now. A+++

    9. 06/9/2016 Tim Twinam Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Crazy cool

      My daughters bought me this crate for my 60th birthday knowing I am a Bloody Mary lover. I am now the king of Bloody Mary envy amongst my friends. Very cool gift. The plastic tumblers are patio safe for outdoor enjoyment. If need real glass I will use one of my own. But the straws and bacon rim shot are off the hook. You have several new customers.

    10. 03/11/2016 Nicole Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Good Stuff

      Boyfriend loved this one, he is a big fan of the Bloody Mary. This is his 3 or 4th crate, he's loved them all. Only thing I would say about this one, is I wasn't expecting the glasses to be plastic, that was a bit of a bummer. I got him some nicer glasses to use in the future.
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      MAN CRATES EDIT:

      Hi there Nicole,

      Sorry to hear that you were disappointed the glasses were plastic. The glasses are extremely high quality unbreakable glasses that are manufactured by Libbey for use in heavy duty applications. They're designed to mimic the look of glass, while being tough as nails. In the product description we have them listed as "2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses" and we've tried to let you know that they're plastic in the description as well. Please feel free to let us know if there's anything we can do for you! Give us a call at 866-902-7260 or email us at guys@mancrates.com. Thanks for your feedback!

    11. 02/11/2016 Amanda Bloody Mary Crate 5

      husband loved it

      I always look on the website but never order anything till now. My husband is a huge bloody Mary fan so I knew I just had to get this for him. I paid the extra to have ducked taped. I had a blast watching him open it and see his confused face when he seen the crowbar. Soon as he opened the crate he made himself a drink. Will definitely order from this place again.

    12. 12/23/2015 Brian Bloody Mary Crate 5

      Secret Santa Fun!

      I recently purchased this crate for a friend for a Secret Santa. It was a huge hit, everyone enjoyed watching him pry open the crate. He loved the contents, which was key and both him and I were pleased with the overall results! Very cool idea and I've already bookmarked this website for future gifts! So awesome!

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