Only one pastime gives you an excuse to skip work, day-drink, and pretend you're good at math. Baseball is your seasonal obsession, and you're scared of dying because there's a fifty percent chance it'll happen mid-season. If loving baseball is a crime, then you might as well change your name to Pete Rose.
It's time to ditch the plastic cups under the bleachers. Big league fans drink from these officially-licensed team pilsner glasses, the true chalices of champions. They double as trophies you can raise to the sweet taste of victory, and they make the sting of defeat easier to swallow…because a beer tonight beats "there's always tomorrow." With four glasses, you can load the bases with three other worthy fans, or go it alone and hit for the cycle.
During baseball season there are two rings worth celebrating* and neither is the one riding the pine on your coffee table. These numbered coasters honoring club legends are batting clean-up—so you'll never have to. And in true switch-hitting fashion, you can flip these bad boys over and foul off some bottle caps of your own with the concealed bottle openers. Never has a two-tool prospect looked so good!
Note: the wooden coasters have been upgraded to the super rad baseball bottle opener pictured above.
And we'll buy you some peanuts, but we're not stopping there. Spit like the stars with BIGS sunflower seeds, and take your crack at the plate with a handful of shelled peanuts and pistachios. It's all the stomach sensations needed to encourage your baseball habit.
Your team may not be poised for champagne showers in October, but that's all the more reason to proudly showcase your true fandemonium one beer at a time with the MLB Crate.
*Championship and onion rings
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.
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06/18/2016 Shelli & Alicia Koziol MLB Barware Crate 5
My husband received this unique present from his son for Fathers Day! Unique is the topic because of the way they have to break into their present. Great gift idea. I wish they would make these for women........
05/30/2016 Derek MLB Barware Crate 2
The crate was loosely put together so was super easy to get into. Snacks were stale and old and coaster bottle opener broke first time using it. This review is a little past due as I was reminded while doing some cleaning and saw it sadly sitting in my closet. The set of glasses is cool but for this to amount to basically a $100 set of average quality pint glasses is just not anything cool or exciting.
MAN CRATES EDIT:
Sorry to hear you were disappointed with your crate, that one of your bottle opener coasters broke and that some of the items were stale! That is certainly not the crated we would have liked you to have received! We'd be happy to help make this right for you! Give us a call at 866-902-7260 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do our best to turn this around, thanks!
01/21/2016 Ryann MLB Barware Crate 5
This shipped all the way from CA to NJ before the Christmas holiday - it arrived early and nothing was broken! So impressed!
My future father in law works for NASA and he laughed at how long it took him to get this open. After opening it he duck taped it all back together in the crate so he could show his friends! This was a huge hit.
01/5/2016 Laura MLB Barware Crate 5
This gift was perfect for that hard to buy for person. I paired it with a bottle of locally brewed beer and hit a grand slam! Thanks Man Crates for creating products that men everywhere will love!
12/24/2015 Nathan MLB Barware Crate 5
Products and crate opening experience met and exceeded expectations.
12/23/2015 Dan MLB Barware Crate 5
I just received my man crate today! After feeling like less than a man after having major trouble opening the crate, the contents were awesome! Definitely worth it and my go to gift for people from now on!
12/18/2015 David MLB Barware Crate 5
I have sent about 6 crates, all sports themed, to business prospects. Every person without a miss, was awed at the neat presentation, the barware for their favorite team and with tongue-I-cheek - what a pain in the ... they were to open! Several of them told me they had already visited the Mancrate website and will be ordering for a couple of their buddies.
You folks have earned a customer. Now work on some Ladycrates - they run businesses too!!
12/17/2015 Barb Gentz MLB Barware Crate 5
So happy to find this site! These are great gifts. One of the best features is being able to send them to separate addresses. We ordered these for our customers and were able to send them to each of their addresses. They absolutely loved them! Great gift.
10/28/2015 Divina MLB Barware Crate 5
My son-in-law is an avid Dodgers fan. He was so stoked to get the gift. I think the crowbar and the wooden crate sent it over the top.
08/28/2015 Kristine MLB Barware Crate 5
When my boyfriend received this for his birthday present from me, he was like what the heck?! You're making me work for my present?! But it was all in good fun and it was so funny watching him try to open it since he was having a hard time with just the little crowbar and it looked super glued shut pretty good. But he eventually got it and loved the Orioles glasses (he's a big glass collector)! He was definitely surprised!
08/3/2015 Jennifer MLB Barware Crate 5
I got this as a gift for my boyfriend and he a big Giants fan and he totaled love it. All of the products were in amazing condition. I could not be happier with how Man Crates handle my order. There customer service was the best.
07/14/2015 Charles Allen MLB Barware Crate 5
My buddy got the crate and said he felt like a man trying to open it. The glasses arrived safe and without breaking. He really enjoyed the coasters. As a guy about to get married, he said he felt like he was getting to enjoy the wedding process finally. Thank you mancrates!
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