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Zombie Annihilation Crate

$149.99
67 reviews

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In The Box

Keep Evil At Bay

  • Elk Ridge Machete, 14.5"
  • MTech USA 11" Axe, 11"
  • Gorge Folding Shovel
  • Combination Paracord Knife with Built-in Firestarter

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • SPAM, Can, 7 oz

How It Ships

Zombie Gifts ship sealed inside a wooden crate within a cardboard shipping box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Take the Offensive

It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.

Extermination Gear

The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now it's all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.

Rebuilding

Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It's been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.

Customer Reviews

    Martin Otero
    May 28th 2020
    Birthday Surprise

    I literally just received this package today for my birthday, and holy cow, do I love it. I go camping all the time and have been using old, outdated tools that rarely cut (maybe bludgeon severely) wood or brush. I have used my tools practically to its nub. These are great replacements. I will test them this weekend.

    Dave
    May 10th 2020
    Surprising and fun. Highly recommended.

    Received as surprise birthday gift. Surprisingly good quality tools and zombie fighting implements of destruction. Fun assortment, zombie fighting guide book is great. This will definitely be in my car trunk, in case.

    Carly
    Apr 18th 2020
    The BEST quarantine gift!

    Got this for my husband (his birthday was during the quarantine lockdown here in Maryland). I felt it was fitting, as the world seems to spin into dumb chaos. This crate was a WIN! He’s been showing all his friends and family his toys (via FaceTime of course). The hatchet and machete are sharp asf and the fire starter is clutch (he couldn’t wait to try it out). Best crate yet!

    Tami Stokes
    Jun 18th 2018
    Fathers Day Win!!

    He spent 10 minutes prying it open and loved every minute of it! When he finally opened it the excitement just kept coming with each thing he picked up and unwrapped. Perfect Gift!

    Diane Ridgeway
    Dec 28th 2016
    MY MAN'S CRATE

    HE LOVED IT!
    NO INSTRUCTIONS
    EXCELLENT WEAPONRY!
    ONLY TOOK TEN MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT ITS EASIER TO OPEN THE CRATE FROM THE BOTTOM!

    THANK YOU!!!

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