Story

Do you take competition way too seriously? Would you like to piss off your neighbors with nonstop high-pitched popping sounds? Are you a fan of activities that don’t require a lot of natural athletic ability or really even that much stamina? If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, then you need to play pickleball. A cross between the elegant agility of tennis and the dynamic pace of ping-pong, pickleball is a sport for real men.

Sure, it may be something your grandma can do, but can she also hit a sick third shot drop while holding a fresh White Claw kept perfectly chilled in a stainless steel tumbler? We think not.

And so what if you’ve never been able to learn the rules or remember the scorekeeping. Who needs to keep score when you have these sweet personalized wood paddles ready to parade around the court? You’re already a winner. Complete with convenient carrying case, two balls, and a pair of microfiber towels to dry your hands after you wipe the floor with your opponent.

Personalized Pickleballer Crate

$99.99

Available Addons

In the Box

  • 2 Personalized Wooden Pickleball Paddles
  • 2 Pickleballs
  • Pickleball Carrying Bag
  • 2 Microfibre Towels
  • 2 Stainless Steel Tumblers

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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Story

Do you take competition way too seriously? Would you like to piss off your neighbors with nonstop high-pitched popping sounds? Are you a fan of activities that don’t require a lot of natural athletic ability or really even that much stamina? If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, then you need to play pickleball. A cross between the elegant agility of tennis and the dynamic pace of ping-pong, pickleball is a sport for real men.

Sure, it may be something your grandma can do, but can she also hit a sick third shot drop while holding a fresh White Claw kept perfectly chilled in a stainless steel tumbler? We think not.

And so what if you’ve never been able to learn the rules or remember the scorekeeping. Who needs to keep score when you have these sweet personalized wood paddles ready to parade around the court? You’re already a winner. Complete with convenient carrying case, two balls, and a pair of microfiber towels to dry your hands after you wipe the floor with your opponent.

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