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Caveman Crate

$79.99
43 reviews

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In the Box

  • Whiskey Hill Smokehouse Bison Jerky, 2.5 oz
  • Chef's Cut Beef Jerky, 2.5 oz
  • Field Trip Turkey Jerky, 2.15 oz
  • Crockett Creek Venison Jerky, 2 oz
  • Butter Toffee Almonds, 4 oz
  • Chili Citrus Cashews, 4 oz

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Some shipping restrictions apply
    Some shipping restrictions apply
  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

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100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We think our products are awesome, and we guarantee you will too. If you're unhappy with your purchase or experience for any reason, we'll make it right and give you the kind of service you'll want to high-five us for.

Seriously, just call or text us at (866) 902-7260 or shoot us an email at guys@mancrates.com.

Story

The Fathers of Flavor

The mainstream media and its biases toward hygiene, clear articulation, and pants have always been a bit harsh on our cavemen ancestors. So their cave paintings weren't intentionally "abstract", and sure, they couldn't count past five without setting down their club, but cavemen weren't the total, no-brain nitwits they're constantly perceived to be.

The Caveman Crate celebrates our foreheaded forefathers' finest food contributions to modern humanity: the discovery of nuts and meat.

Prehistoric Taste Test

There's a reason humans don't eat anything and everything in existence, and it's not for lack of trying. It's because those "crude, lumbering" cavemen of old performed a thorough, detailed taste-analysis on every species and substance on the planet: sorting the good from the gross, the safe from the poisonous, the tasty from the soy-based, gluten-free vegan alternatives.

The neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers, hunting and sampling every creature to ensure no taste was left untested. The best of beasts became the jerky bedrock for the developing civilization, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer.

We've hand-selected four quality packs of seasoned jerky meat from these delicious species to demonstrate how far mankind has progressed in flavor and to instill gratitude toward the brave cavemen that brought us here.

Nothing But Nuts

Besides meat, our paleolithic parents also consumed wild almonds and cashews, with "wild" being a flavor dependent upon the nearby water, weeds, and waste. While sending these same primitive "flavors" would be the best way to fully appreciate the sacrifices our cavefathers made, for safety and satisfaction reasons, we've opted to instead include the best of the modern nut spectrum: Toffee Butter Almonds and Citrus Chili Cashews.

The Caveman Crate is our best way of paying homage to our food roots, the original sustenance explorers that became our fathers of flavor.

Customer Reviews

    Carla Davidson
    Feb 14th 2021
    Husband loved but not much for the money

    This is the third mancrate I have purchased. I must say I was disappointed in the volume of product received for the price. My husband did love this though.

    Karen Cicero
    Jan 18th 2021
    Jerky Christmas gift

    I bought the jerky crate as a Christmas gift shipped to California for my brother. He said it was old and hard... I am so dissatisfied for the price I paid.

    Brenda S Worst
    Jan 8th 2021
    Very pleased!

    I ordered the Caveman crate as a Christmas gift. When received, crate wasn't glued shut therefore, the recipient was denied the fun opening experience. I reported this and, the 100% guarantee was enforced. Another crate was sent as a replacement, free of charge!! They really do honor their word. And, my recipient was very thrilled with his crates! I will be ordering again. A hugh thank you!

    John Griffin
    Jan 1st 2021
    Caveman Crate

    Never received a gift like this before. Very unique and it was the center of attention at our Christmas get together. Loved the variety of jerkys and nuts.

    Alison
    Dec 26th 2020
    Hubby's Xmas gift

    This is the perfect gift for your man. My husband is difficult to buy for. He never wants clothes or shoes lol. He loves snacking so this is perfect for them. It was fun watching him pry it open with the crowbar lol

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