Booze-Infused Jerky Crate
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In the Box
- IPA Beef Jerky (3 oz)
- Caribbean Rum Jerky (3 oz)
- Dark Ale Jerky (3 oz)
- Bourbon Jerky (3 oz)
- Whiskey BBQ Beef Jerky (4 oz)
- Chipotle Tequila Jerky (3 oz)
- Bakke Brothers Beer Beef Sausage Sticks (4 oz)
- Oregon Cabernet Jerky (3 oz)
How It Ships
- Some shipping restrictions apply
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
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Alcohol affects people differently: some become more talkative, some funnier, and some friskier, but when it comes to cows, alcohol just makes them more delicious...and maybe also friskier.
We're not sure how they're getting their buzz on—perhaps they're grazing on fermented veggies or maybe their hooves have evolved to open bottles—but we do know "Cowcaholism" on the range is as widespread as it is udderly hilarious.
If you thought cow-tipping was funny, imagine "cow-tipsying," where a one-ton, hot mess of a cow topples over of its own drunken accord. The fall of such docile beasts have given rise to our stampede of inebriated beef, the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
A Cow Walks Into A Bar...
By weight, the average-sized cow can down 57 standard drinks per hour (almost 1 per minute) and still be within the legal limits of operating a vehicle or motorized tractor.
At maximum capacity, the average cow's four stomachs can hold upwards of 62 gallons of liquid, more than a barrel of Jack Daniels (53 gallons). If only that were enough alcohol to satiate their demons.
The good news is, this means the tender beef of the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate has been marinating in a saloon's worth of alcohol (from the inside-out) for the better half of a bovine lifetime. The results, delicious, buzzed beef jerky.
Go Home Beef Jerky, You're Drunk
In curing Cowcaholism, we didn't just cure the easy-capture, beer-bellied beef bodies. We herded up cows with diversified tastes from Whiskey BBQ to Pinot Noir for a wide spectrum of alcohol flavors for your jerky fix.
The full lineup of cattle intoxication includes: Caribbean Rum, IPA, Cabernet, Bourbon, Whiskey BBQ, Chipotle Tequila, Dark Ale, and a beer sausage to act as a quick brunch/hangover cure.
Throwdown a double-shot of beef and booze in one bite with the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
Feb 20th 2021
This was an excellent gift for my man. Due to the weather, he received his box a week later, then attended, which made it better because of the anticipation. We didn't care for the duck tape that seems like a waste, but otherwise, everything else was great. Lots of laughs watching him opening his create. I would buy it again.
Aug 28th 2020
Most “Manly” Fun Gift
Anniversary gift to my husband. He absolutely LOVED it! So fun...and I truly loved the look on his face while opening it. The Man Crates make for a unique way of gifting. Very tasty jerky too!!
Aug 24th 2020
My Husband Loved It!
Jun 24th 2020
Best Fathers Day ever!
Had no idea what this was. The ducktape wrapping was so cool.
Then the wooden crate with the little pry was total fun experience.
Then I got to the 'meat' of it all.... great idea. Smiled for a long time!
Jun 23rd 2020
My husband’s present
My husband received this as a Father’s Day present, but the only bad review is that, I paid extra for the duct tape as well and it didn’t come wrapped with duct tape. But overall it was perfect.