Booze-Infused Jerky Crate
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In The Box
- IPA Beef Jerky (3 oz)
- Caribbean Rum Jerky (3 oz)
- Dark Ale Jerky (3 oz)
- Bourbon Jerky (3 oz)
- Whiskey BBQ Beef Jerky (4 oz)
- Chipotle Tequila Jerky (3 oz)
- Bakke Brothers Beer Beef Sausage Sticks (4 oz)
- Oregon Cabernet Jerky (3 oz)
How It Ships
- Some shipping restrictions apply
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Alcohol affects people differently: some become more talkative, some funnier, and some friskier, but when it comes to cows, alcohol just makes them more delicious...and maybe also friskier.
We're not sure how they're getting their buzz on—perhaps they're grazing on fermented veggies or maybe their hooves have evolved to open bottles—but we do know "Cowcaholism" on the range is as widespread as it is udderly hilarious.
If you thought cow-tipping was funny, imagine "cow-tipsying," where a one-ton, hot mess of a cow topples over of its own drunken accord. The fall of such docile beasts have given rise to our stampede of inebriated beef, the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
A Cow Walks Into A Bar...
By weight, the average-sized cow can down 57 standard drinks per hour (almost 1 per minute) and still be within the legal limits of operating a vehicle or motorized tractor.
At maximum capacity, the average cow's four stomachs can hold upwards of 62 gallons of liquid, more than a barrel of Jack Daniels (53 gallons). If only that were enough alcohol to satiate their demons.
The good news is, this means the tender beef of the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate has been marinating in a saloon's worth of alcohol (from the inside-out) for the better half of a bovine lifetime. The results, delicious, buzzed beef jerky.
Go Home Beef Jerky, You're Drunk
In curing Cowcaholism, we didn't just cure the easy-capture, beer-bellied beef bodies. We herded up cows with diversified tastes from Whiskey BBQ to Pinot Noir for a wide spectrum of alcohol flavors for your jerky fix.
The full lineup of cattle intoxication includes: Caribbean Rum, IPA, Cabernet, Bourbon, Whiskey BBQ, Chipotle Tequila, Dark Ale, and a beer sausage to act as a quick brunch/hangover cure.
Throwdown a double-shot of beef and booze in one bite with the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
Jun 27th 2019
Oh my. My husband absolutely loved this. This was the best thing he said he ever got (besides our kids lol)
Thank you so much!
Jun 25th 2019
My father absolutely loved this and so did my mom it was amazing
Jun 15th 2019
Most Amazing Gift
My new go to gift for the guys in my life! I don’t know who had more fun, my husband opening it finding all the goodies inside or me watching him open it. Honestly, I could buy jerky cheaper, but the cool different flavors and the awesome crate make it worth every penny! We also got one for my father in law and he loved it just as much!
Jun 10th 2018
I sent this as an early Father's Day gift to my Dad and it was a huge hit! These crates are a unique gift for the guy in your life that are sure to be a hit.
Feb 14th 2018
Best Valentine's Day ever
My wife,well my girlfriend but I call her my wife, surprised me today at work with this crate at work delivered tome wrapped up in duct tape. It was the best gift that I have ever received. The only problem is that everyone keeps trying to taste my meet now