Bloody Mary Crate

30 reviews

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In The Box

  • Pepperoni Straws
  • Bacon Rimshot
  • 2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses
  • Demitri's Classic Seasoning
  • Demitri's Horseradish Seasoning
  • Demitri's Chilis and Peppers Seasoning
  • 6 Clamato Tomato Juice Cans

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout


The Drink You Can Eat

Some drinks pair well with meat: a single malt scotch with slow-cooked ribs, Imperial IPA with hand-cranked sausage, or pinot grigio (if you consider that a drink) with tilapia (if you consider that meat).

But the Bloody Mary does more than pair well. It fully embraces the mighty flavors of meat, resulting in a delicious cocktail that doubles as a balanced brunch. Introducing, the gourmet, meat-infused Bloody Mary Crate.

The Spice Specialist

The Bloody Mary is the pizza of cocktails; it's best served cold on a Saturday morning while slouched over the couch watching cartoons, and it can support a mountain of meaty toppings.

Upgrade your Bloody Mary from its lesser vegetarian form with Demitri's Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot. Slurp your cocktail through a literal sausage vortex, accent the flavor with fanciful bacon crumbles, and start stacking other gourmet garnishes with your own creative flair.

But even the most delicious topping towers still requires a solid flavor foundation, and no one does spices better than Demitri. Demitri, the Marco Polo of Bloody Marys, has been boldly exploring the exotic world of spices, and we're sending three of his perfectly mixed flavors: Classic, Horseradish, and Chilies and Peppers.

Leaning Tower of Toppings

Balancing skewered, top-heavy garnishes like fried chicken or a full stack of pancakes is an art, and your first few endeavors will no doubt be accompanied by slips and spills. Hone your stacking skills with this pair of infinium plastic Pilsner glasses that won't break when they topple over or are shot with a firearm at close range (not legally-binding).

Build a beast of a brunch beverage with the Bloody Mary Man Crate.

Customer Reviews

    David McLean
    Jun 24th 2019
    Father's Day Gift.

    Each year my son tries to be original with his gift to me. I am 86 years old and of coarse by now have everything I need. Receiving the Bloody Mary Crate was so unique and enjoyable that I had to share it with all my friends.

    Jeremiah Goodwin
    May 24th 2019
    Dad's retirement

    I bought this crate for my Dad's retirement....he opened it in front of all of his friends...and still 4 months later he is ranting and raving about it!!! Great work guys, it made me look like the son of the year :) :).

    Feb 9th 2019
    Totally satisfied

    I was definitely pulled in just by the crate concept. I knew my husband would think that part alone was pretty cool (I was right). He loved everything about this gift- ESPECIALLY the pepperoni straws!! We will definitely be repeat customers.

    Jan 27th 2019
    My Dad was impressed!

    I ordered this Bloody Mary crate as a Christmas gift for my Dad because I know he loves bloody Mary’s and drinks them regularly. Well, I had lunch with him recently and he brought up this gift and told me how delicious the products were and how much he was enjoying this gift. Well worth the money!

    Nov 19th 2018
    Cool. Nice.

    My wife and toddler sons gave this to me last Father's Day and like a few other reviews, I was looking at it thinki ng WTH. When I opened it with the mini crow bar I was surprised to see what was inside. The while package is great but I was disappointed with the pepperoni straws as it was too dry and hard to drink with. I put it over a straw to prevent it from sinking in the glass but easy to bite on w/o picking up. Overall, its good!