Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
When will it arrive?
In The Box
- Renegade Beard Shampoo
- Renegade Beard Balm
- Renegade Grooming Oil
- Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
- Hand Towel
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Just A Beard...
There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.
We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Dec 31st 2019
HUBBY LOVES THIS STUFF!
I bought the mini create for hubby's Xmas gift. He was so curious since the packaging was interesting enough that I didn't have to wrap it. I tied a bow around it and stuck it under the tree. After he used the crowbar to open the wooden box (which he thoroughly enjoyed in itself, and was worth every $ watching him do so) 😂 He immediately started using it every day, he stores it right in the box it shipped in and comments about how much he loves the product. (And they say woman are bad) He spends more time in the bathroom than I do now, and he's already asking how to get the refills!
He had alot of trouble training his beard to grow one direction and this stuff just works, no other words for it, it just works and works well! I even love when he uses it!
Dec 26th 2019
I purchased these for my two son-in-laws and they loved it! The fun of getting into the crate as well as the products inside!
Dec 1st 2019
my dear friend sent me a kit by suprise and so reluctantly i tried it. have in the past had issues with some products but NOT this!!! wow love it smells great and skin feels refreshed. GREAT PRODUCT.. THANK YOU ROLL OVER ROY!!!
May 22nd 2019
Best gift eva!!
I bought this for my 22 year old Son for Christmas last year. I'm still hearing that it's the best gift he's ever gotten! He has a nice beard, but it's wirey. This man crate has made it so soft and tame. I would recommend giving this gift for any man who wears a beard on a regular basis, especially a thick or long beard.
Mar 15th 2019
I purchased this crate for my husband on Valentine's Day and he loved it! I think I love it more! It smells so good and the soap and oil really do soften the beard and make it manageable. The boar bristle brush is fantastic! 10 stars!....pay the extra for the duct tape wrap, its worth it!!