Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
In The Box
- Renegade Beard Shampoo Bar
- Renegade Beard Balm
- Renegade Beard Oil
- Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
- Hand Towel
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Just A Beard...
There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo bar, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.
We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Oct 16th 2018
Boyfriend loves it. Balm can be melted between fingers. Product smells amazing and helps with skin irritation as well.
May 9th 2018
We got this gift for my brother-in-law and Omgosh was it the BEST gift we have EVER given anyone!!! It came wrapped in duct tape, like actually hand-wrapped!!! Everyone was so impressed with the presentation of the crate! Everything about this crate is a beard lovers dream!!! My brother-in-law and hubby are now requesting nothing but man-crates as gifts from now on!!!!
Apr 17th 2018
Beard Kit Birthday Surprise
I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday. He has quite the beard, with exception of occasional trimming he hasn't cut it in 3 years. But he's tried all sorts of products and LOVES the way they smell and the oil makes his beard so much more vibrant in color and much softer. The only thing he wasn't in love with was the brush, it won't brush through his thick beard but he has a special beard brush. So in all it was a win.
Apr 7th 2018
My boyfriend loved it!! He uses it all the time. I just got him the taco crate for our anniversary and plan to get him a crate for his birthday!
Mar 3rd 2018
So my bf is a bust crap for fun kind of guy. He also is always on the road for work and needs stuff to stay tamed. I was worried because of some of the reviews that said the lid wasn't on properly. But, whatever past kinks the company may have had seem to be resolved bc, he told me "they were very enthusiastic about making sure that was hard to get into". The bonus... he loves the products already. Thanks Man crate.