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Jerky Advent Calendar

$79.99
$39.99
Jerky Advent Calendar product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

The Meats

  • 2 Classic, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Black Pepper, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Garlic, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Habanero, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Honey Bourbon, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Root Beer, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Whiskey Maple, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Root Beer Habanero, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Ghost Pepper, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Sesame Ginger, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 2 Chili Lime, Beef 0.5 oz
  • 3 Sriracha, Beef 0.5 oz

How It Ships

Plain Box items ship in cardboard boxes.
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

  • Some shipping restrictions apply
    Some shipping restrictions apply
  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

The Twelve ‘Flaves’ of Christmas

Forget the french hens and geese a-layin’. Nothing says “Mooey Christmas” like twelve festive flavors of jerky: Whiskey Maple, Chili Lime, Ghost Pepper, and more. There’s no telling what seasonal surprise he’ll discover that day; the only guarantee is that it will be delicious.

Plus, he’ll get to proudly display our custom artwork, a seasonal celebration of ‘A Christmas Carol’ as depicted by cows. ‘Tis the season for seasoned meat!

The Jerky Advent Calendar is the ultimate carnivore, candied countdown celebrating 25 delicious December days.

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