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There's nothing convenient about a sturdy, wooden Man Crate sealed firmly with ill-intentions. This crate will frustrate even the most patient of men to the brink of defeat. If he can break the crate before the crate breaks him, his heroism will be displayed, and his reward earned.
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    Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is…
    Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.
     "I purchased the Slaughterhouse Crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. It…
     "I purchased the Slaughterhouse Crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. It was the hit of his friends, best gift. Thank you so much.” - Beth
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    $119.99
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    Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among…
    Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among other flavorful foreign regions. He’s never been more tempted to bite off more than he can chew.
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    $109.99
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    From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza…
    From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!
    "I first got my husband a Man Crate last year for Father's Day. It went over so well, I decided to…
    "I first got my husband a Man Crate last year for Father's Day. It went over so well, I decided to make it an annual thing. This year, I decided on the pizza grilling box and it was an awesome choice! It's not even a week after Father's Day and we've grilled pizza twice. My husband absolutely loves it and to him, it was the perfect box for US. This is something he can do for the two of us, and it's not just about him or to make him happy. That's one of his favorite things about this box. We haven't tried any of the recipes in the book yet, but they are certainly on our list! :)” - Ami
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    $79.99
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    Best Kept Kempt – We weren’t sure about the beard craze at first, but after a few days, they’re starting to grow on us. And if you thought the Beard…
    Best Kept Kempt – We weren’t sure about the beard craze at first, but after a few days, they’re starting to grow on us. And if you thought the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate was above that sort of joke, well you’re sorely mistaken.
    "I bought his product for my son's 34th birthday. He has a great beard (like his father's). I have…
    "I bought his product for my son's 34th birthday. He has a great beard (like his father's). I have bought other products, but he likes this the best." - Nannette
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    $59.99
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    Déjà Food - What’s better than eating the perfect French toast? Eating it two mornings in a row, of course! Or better yet, two meals in a row. The…
    Déjà Food - What’s better than eating the perfect French toast? Eating it two mornings in a row, of course! Or better yet, two meals in a row. The Gourmet French Toast Crate includes everything he’ll need to prepare boisterous batches of the perfect anytime meal.
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    Sweeten his season with scrumptious snacks and all the supplies needed to make a fun, flavorful fall cocktail!
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    $89.99
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    The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching…
    The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching for a unique gift, the Personalized Golf Balls Mini Crate is sure to be . . . a hole in one! We’re so sorry.
     "I received this crate from my wife as an anniversary gift. What’s not to like? I’m very pleased…
     "I received this crate from my wife as an anniversary gift. What’s not to like? I’m very pleased with my crate!” - Troy
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    $89.99
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    Noodles and Nori-shment - By foolishly conflating ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy, brothy surface…
    Noodles and Nori-shment - By foolishly conflating ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy, brothy surface of superior ramen. The Ramen Making Crate is a starter kit in the journey toward adventurous eating.
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    $79.99
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    Satisfy his sweet tooth with home-baked donuts dipped in gooey chocolate. Don’t mind if I fondue!
    • New
    $79.99
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    He’ll Be Soy Happy - Bring the style and intimacy of a sushi bar straight to his kitchen! The Sushi and Sake Crate will have him whipping up sushi…
    He’ll Be Soy Happy - Bring the style and intimacy of a sushi bar straight to his kitchen! The Sushi and Sake Crate will have him whipping up sushi rolls and slamming down sake bombs with ease.
  • $59.99
    Keep it Briefs - Even tough guys like to be swooned. Blow his mind with this handsome pair of personalized boxer briefs, designed to fit comfortably…
    Keep it Briefs - Even tough guys like to be swooned. Blow his mind with this handsome pair of personalized boxer briefs, designed to fit comfortably in all the spots it counts most.
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    $139.99
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    Climb Every Mountain, Grill Every Meat – Himalayan Salt has many names: the Block Boss, the Flavor Glazer, or the Punjabi Pristine, but after trying…
    Climb Every Mountain, Grill Every Meat – Himalayan Salt has many names: the Block Boss, the Flavor Glazer, or the Punjabi Pristine, but after trying the Everest Grill Crate, he'll just call it Delicious.
    "My husband loves to grill, and therefore didn't necessarily need the typical grilling items. I LOVE…
    "My husband loves to grill, and therefore didn't necessarily need the typical grilling items. I LOVE that this crate allowed him to do some experimenting with a completely different cooking style (and he does too). The recipe books, circle kabobs, high quality folding spatula, and grill glove were all great additions to his grilling tools. The duct tape upgrade was worth the look on his face, too!!!” - Sarah
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    $89.99
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    The Pursuit of Fruit - Did you know that literally everything is better with chocolate? Trust us, we tried it all. Of course, some experiments were…
    The Pursuit of Fruit - Did you know that literally everything is better with chocolate? Trust us, we tried it all. Of course, some experiments were tastier than others. That’s why we’re advertising the sweet, saltiness of the Chocolate Fruit and Nuts Crate and not the Chocolate Covered Brussel Sprouts.
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    $129.99
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    All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and…
    All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.
     "Beefy goodness in abundance! The fun is in watching the opening of the crate. The delicious bounty…
     "Beefy goodness in abundance! The fun is in watching the opening of the crate. The delicious bounty is awesome - we loved the variety. My 10 year old son has requested one for his birthday in advance.” - Shalin
    • Bestseller
    $119.99
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    Coast to Coast — A gift that’s traveled the nation to treat his taste buds to a tour-de-force of flavor. Deliver the gift of America’s best beef jerky…
    Coast to Coast — A gift that’s traveled the nation to treat his taste buds to a tour-de-force of flavor. Deliver the gift of America’s best beef jerky directly to his doorstep with the American Tour Jerky Crate.
    • New
    $59.99
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    Chocolate for All — Whether he’s craving sweets a choco-lot or a choco-little, we’ve got just the thing. The Chocoholic Crate combines a variety of…
    Chocolate for All — Whether he’s craving sweets a choco-lot or a choco-little, we’ve got just the thing. The Chocoholic Crate combines a variety of classic and creative chocolate treats for a gift that’ll please any chocolate lover.
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    $79.99
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    New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the…
    New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the Cloud. Infuse your meat with the overwhelming flavor of a hickory smoke trap.
     "My dad has always loved grilling so I got this for him for his birthday and he absolutely loved…
     "My dad has always loved grilling so I got this for him for his birthday and he absolutely loved it. He said the wood chips were the best he's ever used but can't seem to find that brand anywhere. I will be buying another man crate for my dad very soon. Best product out there!”  - Nicole
  • $69.99
    Easy AS Pie - Replace that awful burning smell in his kitchen with the scent of warm, gooey brownies and delicious apple crisp with this fool-proof…
    Easy AS Pie - Replace that awful burning smell in his kitchen with the scent of warm, gooey brownies and delicious apple crisp with this fool-proof, full-family baking kit that’ll have everybody drooling.
  • $59.99
    Kebabs Your Uncle — Knives and forks? Forget it. Even the cavemen knew that the first step in any dinner activity should be stabbing the meat with a…
    Kebabs Your Uncle — Knives and forks? Forget it. Even the cavemen knew that the first step in any dinner activity should be stabbing the meat with a giant spike. The Kebab King Crate brings three classic kebab recipes from around the world straight to his table.
    • New
    $69.99
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    Keto Treat-O’s - Who said a keto diet had to be boring? With peanut butter cups, chocolate chip cookies, cheese bites and more, the low-carb snacks in…
    Keto Treat-O’s - Who said a keto diet had to be boring? With peanut butter cups, chocolate chip cookies, cheese bites and more, the low-carb snacks in the Keto Snacks Crate are guaranteed to keep him stuffed and satisfied.
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    $79.99
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    Bawk on the Wild Side — It might be true that chicken can’t fly, but with the Wing Master Crate, they can still travel the world. Make his next dinner…
    Bawk on the Wild Side — It might be true that chicken can’t fly, but with the Wing Master Crate, they can still travel the world. Make his next dinner a winner with four fantastic sauces from across the globe!
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    $69.99
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    Spirited Snacks - What happens when a delightfully boozy drink collection collides with a sweet selection of scrumptious snacks? We’re pleased to…
    Spirited Snacks - What happens when a delightfully boozy drink collection collides with a sweet selection of scrumptious snacks? We’re pleased to announce a perfectly paired munchie merger.
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    $79.99
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    The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever…
    The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”
    "Husband loved it for 11th anniversary gift! The growler looks little, but as someone who works in a…
    "Husband loved it for 11th anniversary gift! The growler looks little, but as someone who works in a brewery, it IS 64oz. It's his favorite new growler! Watching him pry open the box was AWESOME! Can't wait to send some out as gifts for others!!! Another stellar crate!” - Tricia
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    Better than Butter - Call us corny, but there’s more than a kernel of truth to the a-maize-ing claim that popcorn will make any man’s day butter. And…
    Better than Butter - Call us corny, but there’s more than a kernel of truth to the a-maize-ing claim that popcorn will make any man’s day butter. And no, we don’t feel bad about any of those puns.
There's nothing convenient about a sturdy, wooden Man Crate sealed firmly with ill-intentions. This crate will frustrate even the most patient of men to the brink of defeat. If he can break the crate before the crate breaks him, his heroism will be displayed, and his reward earned.
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