Shaken, Not Stirred
Despite his childhood dreams, the truth is he’ll probably never be James Bond. And maybe that’s for the best. A guy who loses his keys as often as he does can’t be trusted with bomb-detonating cufflinks. And who wants to ruin their nicest and only suit crawling through those dusty casino air ducts?
The Storied Spy Cocktail Crate lets him kick his up feet, crack open a book, and cut straight to the action. With a martini in hand, of course. Shaken, not stirred.
Doohickey Dossier