Zombie Survival Crate

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63 reviews
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In The Box

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Elk Ridge Machete
    • 12.9" 3mm stainless steel blade
    • Black double injection handle
    • NOT A TOY

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

How It Ships

14x9 Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

Gear for The Lone Survivor

I wouldn't be breathing if I didn't have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.

Travel Light

Surviving the zombie apocalypse requires you to travel quickly and quietly, and that means packing light. You have to pick your tools wisely and keep them within reach at all times.

I don't go anywhere without my Elkr Ridge Machete--my trusty sidekick in the constant war for survival. It is NOT A TOY. Compact but lethal, its 12.9" stainless steel blade is equally suited for slashing through underbrush, debris-filled alleys, or hordes of the undead. If you have to pick one close-combat weapon, this is it.

Keep Moving

Subways. Abandoned malls. Convenience stores. You learn real fast which places to avoid and which are worth picking through. Either way, you never go looking for supplies without a reliable flashlight, and you never travel without a small first aid kit and a roll of duct tape for fast field repairs for yourself and your gear.

Get Educated

Know thyself and know thy enemy. That's what Sun Tzu said, and if it worked for a legendary warrior like him, it'll work for me. Sometimes, I like to find a safe spot and keep my wits sharp by thumbing through Max Brooks' definitive Zombie Survival Guide. The man was enlightened, may he walk in peace.

Spam

It's obvious but I'll say it anyway: you can never carry enough Spam.

Customer Reviews

    Sandra Kromholc
    Feb 7th 2017
    My son was so surprised

    I got this for my son and had it delivered to Hawaii just before Christmas. I arrived the day before it arrived. My son opened it up Christmas morning. It took him forever to open the crate with the crowbar, but he was loving every minute of it. I video taped the whole time. He so loved it as he is in the military and every time a friend came over he pulled it out and showed it to all of his buddies. I will be ordering often from Man Crates.

    DAVID
    Feb 3rd 2017
    AWESOME

    SO MUCH FUN AND JUST COOL. THE LIGHT IS REAL, THE BOLO IS REAL, THE SPAM IS REAL, THE BOOK IS REAL, ITS ALL REAL. THIS GIFT IS GARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND FEEL GOOD. ANY REAL MAN WOULD BE HAPPY TO GET THIS FOR HUNTING, CAMPING, OR ZOMBIE PROTECTION.

    Scot Turner
    Jan 6th 2017
    Brilliant Gift!

    This was everything I'd hoped it would be. My brother took so long to open it that my sister-in-law got bored and took a shower, and was suitably terrified when he ran in unannounced to show her the machete. Now he's plotting to gift this to others...

    CSmittle
    Aug 1st 2016
    The best gift

    My son loves Zombie stuff and even got us watching Walking Dead, so we thought the Zombie Survival crate would be a great 21st birthday gift. I had him FaceTime me while he opened it, and I had so much fun watching him struggle with the crate. At one point he said man I am sweating and as he popped one of the edges, he said is it GLUED????? OMG I started rolling laughing so hard. Once opened he LOVED all the items, especially the Machete.

    Definitely worth it.

    Virginia
    Dec 30th 2015
    Horrible...

    When my husband opened the zombie survival crate, it did not have the 'Zombie Survival Guide' which it was suppose to have. Instead, it had some other manual that has nothing to do with zombies. So, my husband didn't get it (that it was a Zombie Survival Crate) because there was nothing else in the crate to indicate that that is what it was. Since we are Walking Dead fans, the whole point of me giving this gift was the zombie theme. I had to explain to him that it was a Zombie Crate. I paid extra for the quick shipping and it did not arrive on the day that it was suppose to. So it ended up being a late gift.

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