Zombie Suppression Crate

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52 reviews
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In The Box

Keep Evil at Bay:

  • Elk Ridge Machete
    • 12.9" 3mm stainless steel blade
    • Black double-injection handle
    • NOT A TOY
  • MTech USA 11" Axe

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

How It Ships

14x9 Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

The Fully Equipped Team

After 13 days with little to boost our spirits, the salvage team hit the jackpot. In a warehouse full of rotten food and useless electronics we found a crate full of exactly what we needed.

A Serious Arsenal

The defense crew immediately claimed the MTech USA Axe--while the knife wields a little close for my tastes, it can dispatch a walker in a pinch. The axe is an all-purpose wrecking tool. This is not a toy.

Crucial Provisions

The first aid kit was also badly needed, and the patrol team looked like kids on Christmas when they saw the roll of duct tape. Heck, they even scavenged the wood from crate itself to shore up the gaps in our fences. The survival guide went a long way toward rebuilding the team's morale and reassuring us that there are probably others out there, fighting to live in this post-apocalyptic world.

And needless to say, you can never have too much spam.

Customer Reviews

    Gwendolyn McCarthy
    Feb 2nd 2017
    Awesome!

    My husband LOVED, like sported a grin on his face all day and told his brothers and friends all about the gift, LOVED it. For a guy who typically doesn't care for presents, wrapping paper, fuss and loves zombies... this is perfect!

    Michael
    Jan 1st 2017
    Freak'n Awesome!

    My wife gave me one for a Christmas present. My first response was what the heck did she get me, especially being wrapped in "100 mile an hour" tape. Love the mini Cat's Paw, I will be adding it to my tools that won't damage kit. Loved everything in the kit and already recommenced it to several of our friends.

    Ashley
    Dec 28th 2016
    He Loved It

    Bought this for my husband as a Christmas gift. He absolutely love it. Gave it 4/5 stars because when I received it the whole bottom part came apart. I had to get some nails and a hammer to put it back together.

    Thanks. Keep up the good work and awesome ideas!

    Alyssa Duncan
    Apr 13th 2016
    Love this but...

    This crate was great and my boyfriend loved it so much that my sister bought one for her husband. The only problem is we can't figure out what size batteries fit in the flashlight. AA's are too small and C's are too big. If this is some kind of obvious answer you have every right to make fun of us.(:

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    MAN CRATES EDIT:

    Hey there! We'd never make fun of you! We're pretty sure that your flashlight should fit AA batteries. Try putting them in (even if they're loose) and see if they'll power that sucker up. If that doesn't work, give us a buzz at 866-902-7260. We'll help make sure that, one way or another, you've got a working flashlight to help fend of the hoards of the undead.

    Khala
    Feb 22nd 2016
    zombies!!!

    My fiance loved the gift! It was perfect, he had a blast opening the crate and shifting through the items in the box. Perfect gift for zombie lovers. Also it was delivered right when they said it would be. Couldn't be happier with the experience.

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