The Bacon Crate

$59.99
181 reviews
  • $29.99

    We noticed this gift was lacking bacon, probably by accident rather than pure ignorance. Would you like to add a bacon product in celebration of Mother Nature's greatest flavor?

    The Bacon Jerkygram
  • $44.99

    Don't make him drink alone, send him the ultimate drinking buddy: four packs of premium jerky marinated in the finest alcohol flavors.

    Step aside

In The Box

Real Bacon

  • Jeff's Jerky Honey Jalapeno Bacon, 2 oz
  • Jeff's Jerky Maple Bacon, 2 oz

Pork Euphoria

  • Bacon Popcorn
  • Bourbon Bacon Seasoning Grinder, 3.7 oz
  • Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle, 3 oz
  • Terrapin Ridge Farms Hot Pepper Bacon Jam, 11 oz

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

We Love You, Bacon

"Love" is a strong word that's sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we're trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is "Bacon".

There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon..

50 Shades of Bacon

We're not ashamed to say our love is untraditional. We love bacon in ways your parents might not approve of. We use bacon in ways that might not have crossed your mind. If you share our passion, then let this crate open your mind to seven new ways to express your love.

Start with Jeff's Famous Bacon Jerky. Ready to have your mind blown? What if we told you bacon doesn't have to just be a staple at breakfast and on your sandwich? Bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit forming companion at your finger tips, 24/7. You might start hoarding and stashing. You might tape packs of Bacon Jerky below the conference room table, sew pockets into the inner lining of your long johns, and fill the side panels of your car with bacon jerky in case you ever break down.

In fact I'm eating bacon jerky as I'm writing this, and if you had bacon jerky you could be too.

*Tenderly puts bacon jerky between teeth*

Just Add Bacon

You can get your bacon fix from the bacon flavored snacks. This flavoring is the culinary equivalent of getting a tender, pen-written love letter on artisanal bacon-scented paper. Temporarily separated by space and time, carry this and bacon is with you, wherever you are.

Surprise! It's Bacon

Bacon has always made straight A's for 'plays nicely with others.' We've gathered an assortment of awesome bacon-enhanced snacks from the obvious popcorn flavors to the exotic Sir Fancis Bacon Peanut Brittle. Want a deliciously twisted night in? Grab a bowl of bacon popcorn and put on Charlotte's Web. Want to impress your date with something better than chocolates? Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle. If it doesn't work they're probably not a keeper.

*Thinking about calling in sick and eating bacon in bed all day*

Share our love, don't judge us.

Customer Reviews

    N/A
    May 15th 2017
    Not worth the money

    I purchased this for my husband because I thought it was a great idea - and so did he until he started eating the contents. He said things either tasted old or just didn't have good flavor. I expected for the price for it to be excellent but he and I were both disappointed and wish I hadn't spent almost $70 for this very small crate with few contents that ended up being thrown away after he tasted them.

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    MAN CRATES EDIT:

    Hey there N/A,

    Sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy the Bacon Crate as much as we hoped that you would have! We try everything edible before we add those items to crates and we think that the Bacon Crate offers some of the most delicious items we carry on our site. Judging from the other reviews for this product most people are finding the items in this crate delicious as well!

    Of course, everyone's taste is subjective and we understand that as well. We've got a high-five guarantee on all of our products, and we're certainly not happy until you are! Please give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll work with you to make this right! Thanks for your feedback!

    Cheers,
    Team Man Crates

    Jennifer Mattoi
    Apr 19th 2017
    AMAZING

    Buying for a man can be painful! Not with ManCrates! The Bacon crate came with ZERO direction and my guy had a fabulous time figuring it out! Thank you so much for providing a fun new creative way to spoil my guy! Also customer service was way beyond stellar! Everyone I spoke to was up beat and extremely helpful. I can't wait to send the next crate!

    Charles A. Fritsch
    Apr 17th 2017
    Wimpy pry bar

    Man Crates ARE fun. My daughter got one for me for my birthday. While I enjoy reading your promotional material, please don't brag about the wimpy pry bar. My wife went to my tool box and got my framing hammer to assist the "pry bar" in the task.

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    MAN CRATES EDIT:

    Hey Charles, we're proud of our mini-pry bars, and we've put them through extensive testing. Since you had to use a hammer to assist in opening the crate we're wondering if it was the pry-bar's fault? It could be wild speculation on our part but it may not be the pry bar that was wimpy in this scenario. Either way, we're glad you loved the gift and thanks for your review!!

    Cheers,
    Team Man Crates

    Joneta Burke
    Mar 6th 2017
    Bacon Lover

    I bought this for my Grandson who eats bacon every day. He had one bite of everything because it was just too salty, or tasted stale. Gave everything to the dog, and she would not eat it either, but he did keep the crate.

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    Man Crates Edit:

    Joneta, so sorry to hear that your grandson did not enjoy the contents of his crate. We've personally enjoyed every item in this crate (being a company made up of bacon lovers) and can say that we found everything included delicious and were willing to bet everyone else would too, or we wouldn't have put it inside of our crate! Since you mentioned that he said something tasted stale we're afraid there may have been an issue with the contents. Give us a buzz at 866-902-7260 or send over an email to guys@mancrates.com and we'll do our best to make it right, thanks!

    Cheers,
    Team Man Crates

    CatherineW
    Jan 28th 2017
    Bacon Crate was a hit!

    I gave this to my husband for his birthday last week and he loved it! He had fun opening the crate and is enjoying the bacon treats. I was impressed with the packaging of this product.

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