The Bacon Crate

$59.99
189 reviews

In The Box

Real Bacon

  • Jeff's Jerky Honey Jalapeno Bacon, 2 oz
  • Jeff's Jerky Maple Bacon, 2 oz

Pork Euphoria

  • Bacon Popcorn
  • Bourbon Bacon Seasoning Grinder, 3.7 oz
  • Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle, 3 oz
  • Terrapin Ridge Farms Hot Pepper Bacon Jam, 11 oz

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

We Love You, Bacon

"Love" is a strong word that's sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we're trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is "Bacon".

There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon..

50 Shades of Bacon

We're not ashamed to say our love is untraditional. We love bacon in ways your parents might not approve of. We use bacon in ways that might not have crossed your mind. If you share our passion, then let this crate open your mind to seven new ways to express your love.

Start with Jeff's Famous Bacon Jerky. Ready to have your mind blown? What if we told you bacon doesn't have to just be a staple at breakfast and on your sandwich? Bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit forming companion at your finger tips, 24/7. You might start hoarding and stashing. You might tape packs of Bacon Jerky below the conference room table, sew pockets into the inner lining of your long johns, and fill the side panels of your car with bacon jerky in case you ever break down.

In fact I'm eating bacon jerky as I'm writing this, and if you had bacon jerky you could be too.

*Tenderly puts bacon jerky between teeth*

Just Add Bacon

You can get your bacon fix from the bacon flavored snacks. This flavoring is the culinary equivalent of getting a tender, pen-written love letter on artisanal bacon-scented paper. Temporarily separated by space and time, carry this and bacon is with you, wherever you are.

Surprise! It's Bacon

Bacon has always made straight A's for 'plays nicely with others.' We've gathered an assortment of awesome bacon-enhanced snacks from the obvious popcorn flavors to the exotic Sir Fancis Bacon Peanut Brittle. Want a deliciously twisted night in? Grab a bowl of bacon popcorn and put on Charlotte's Web. Want to impress your date with something better than chocolates? Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle. If it doesn't work they're probably not a keeper.

*Thinking about calling in sick and eating bacon in bed all day*

Share our love, don't judge us.

Customer Reviews

    Tim
    Jan 8th 2018
    Christmas Gift

    Got this as a gift from my nephew and his girlfriend. Everything inside is wonderful and tasty.

    Ken Z
    Dec 30th 2017
    Love it!

    My kids got me this for Christmas. I absolutely love it. All the products are so very yummy and a really fun gift!

    James Waller III
    Dec 30th 2017
    Really enjoyed this gift

    “received this as a Christmas gift, what a gleeful surprise... and delicious too!”

    Michelle
    Dec 26th 2017
    Creative, fun, and yummy!

    I love the concept of the Mancrates so I purchased the bacon crate for my boyfriend. Package and contents far exceeded my expectations. Bacon jerky was very good and flavorful. He finished the popcorn in one day! And we used the seasoning on our wings last night! I will purchase more for special occasions!

    Jeffro Cotten
    Dec 25th 2017
    Loved it

    After 30+ years of wrapping gift that make it hard for my family to open they got me back. It took me about 20+ minutes to open it. Well worth the fun of it. The to see all of the taste bacon stuff I was over whelmed. Great product. I will be buy from yall in the future.

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