Saloon Nuts Mini Crate

$39.99
19 reviews

In The Box

Ye Olde Saloon Almonds

  • Billy's Butter Toffee Almonds
  • Annie's Honey Raspberry Almonds

Ye Olde Saloon Cashews

  • Gamblin Garcia's Garlic Jalapeno Cashews
  • Sundance's Citrus Chili Cashews

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

A Fistful of Flavor

The Old West was a rowdy commotion of badges, bandits, and bullets; where the Good carried out the law, and the Bad carried out the loot. But in all the banks in all the West, there were no spoils more sought after than the tongue-tootin' belly-bootin' bonanza of flavor known as Saloon Nuts.

The Good, the Bad, and the Nutty

Billy the Kid was a rough and tumblin' outlaw set to hang for the murder of twenty-one men, but darned if he didn't cry like a wagon-rocked baby for one last taste of his sweet Butter Toffee Almonds. When denied, he escaped the gallows, six-shooter in one hand, nuts in the other.

Gamblin' Garcia amassed his fortune fixing poker hands by marking cards with the zesty residue from his Garlic Jalapeno Cashews. Though eventually discovered and dis-fingered, Garcia was more than content to keep his nuts.

Even straight-laced, sharp-shootin' sister Annie Oakley once blasted the spectacles clean off an elderly man, warning, "If you want to keep your eyes, you best keep ‘em off my Honey Raspberry Almonds."

And though the Sundance Kid's rap sheet stretched longer than the Oregon Trail, his crimes were well-intentioned means to bankroll mass distribution of his family's famed Citrus Chili Cashews.

More exciting than a stagecoach shootout and more coveted than a bathtub of moonshine, the Saloon Nuts Fun Size Crate is what made the West so wild.

Customer Reviews

    Michael
    Nov 9th 2017
    Great Christmas Gift

    I bought this for my dad for Christmas. It was awesome! The box was not super hard to open but the look on his face when he saw it was priceless. The nuts were great too. Definitely buying again.

    Cynthia
    May 17th 2017
    Man Up

    I am a girl, and was able to open the crate for my husband. Gift packaging was cool -- the nuts are absolutely wonderful.

    Are there options to order full pound bags of nuts?

    Great gifts, and great food.

    Roger
    Apr 12th 2017
    So-So

    I just received this as a gift. I did not find any "pleasure" in opening the mini crate. The top was firmly fastened and once I managed to get it off, the crate was ruined. I suggest you provide a second option with a hinged top and latch. That way you can use the crate as a small storage container (perhaps at your desk) after eating the contents. I haven't tried the nuts yet so I can't comment. I'm hoping they are good. In this case, I think you are paying more for the packaging than for the nuts. Since you ruin the packaging while opening it, I'm not sure I would recommend this item.

    Daniel
    Dec 28th 2016
    It was crate..er...Great!

    My mother-in-law bought this for me for Christmas. It was one of the most memorable parts of Christmas. I really liked the crowbar and, though I only used it to pry open the crate, it does seem sturdy enough to hold up to real-world use. I would highly recommend this gift. However, the crate may not be difficult to open. It was pretty easy for me--and this isn't just manly boasting; the lid is hot-glued to the sides, and not completely. If you want more difficulty, spring for the diabolical duct tape and/or put some nails in it yourself. The lack of difficulty is my reason for four stars.

    Cathy J
    Dec 12th 2016
    Saloon Nuts Mini Crate

    Got this for a friend of mine - he loved it!!! Where can we get more cashews? They were a huge hit! Loved the crate theme :-)

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